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I have a friend who is particularly insecure. I asked for a story or joke that would enhance my confidence.

You must have one thing you can handle.

You must have one thing, so that you will be fine forever! You can't do nothing! You should do the same. You should try your best to reach the limit. When someone asks you "What can you do", you can get it.

A business friend of mine moved to America at the age of 45.

Anyone who goes to America wants to get a green card early. Three months after arriving in the United States, he went to the immigration office to apply for a green card. A friend who arrived in America before him kindly reminded him, "You should be patient. The application has been going on for almost a year and has not been approved yet. "

He smiled and said, "It won't take that long, just three months." His friend looked at him doubtfully, thinking that he was joking.

Three months later, he went to the immigration office and was approved to fill in the form and seal it. Soon, the postman brought him a green card. After his friend knew it, he was very puzzled: "You are older than me, have less money than me, and apply later than me. Why did you get the green card before me? " He smiled and said, "Because of the money."

"How much money did you bring to America?"

"65438+ million dollars."

"But I have $654.38 million on me. Why don't I give it to you? "

"My $654.38 million+has been used and flowed during my three months in the United States, some for consumption and some for investment. Well, it's already shown on the tax bill I gave to the immigration office. And your $654.38+00,000 has been kept in the bank, and your consumption has not changed. So they don't approve your application. "

I see.

The United States is a country that attaches great importance to efficiency and effectiveness. The United States will accept you as long as it is conducive to the social and economic development of the United States. There are only two kinds of people who can get a green card in the United States: one is to invest or spend in the United States; There is another kind of person who has technical expertise.

This business friend returned to China not long ago and told me a story that he witnessed with his own eyes at the US Immigration Service, which made me know the United States more deeply. When he applied for a green card at the US Immigration Service, he once met a middle-aged woman. From her bronzed skin, he could see that she was an outdoor worker. (Inspirational article www.lz 13.cn) Out of curiosity, he approached her, only to know that she came from the northern rural area of China and applied to come to the United States because her daughter was in the United States. She only finished primary school and can't express Chinese well.

But it is such a rural woman in China who can only say "hello" and "goodbye" in English who is also applying for a green card. The reason for her statement is that she has "technical expertise". (inspirational story www.lz 13.cn) The immigration officer looked at her application form and asked her, "What can you do?" She replied, "I can cut paper and draw." With that, she took out a pair of scissors from her bag and danced lightly on a piece of colorful bright paper. In less than three minutes, she cut out a set of lifelike animal patterns.

American immigration officers stared at these exquisite paper-cut paintings like magicians, raised their fingers and praised them again and again. At this time, she took out a newspaper from her bag and said, "This is a paper-cut painting that I published in China Farmer's Daily."

The US immigration official nodded and said, "OK."

She's fine. The person whose application with her was rejected envied and hated.

This is America, and this is society. You can't manage, finance, computer or even speak a foreign language. But you can't do nothing! You should do the same. You should try your best to reach the limit. When someone asks you "What can you do", you can get it. In this way, you will be all right forever!