What are the common rhymes of bragging and funny?

Universal boasting funny rhyming jingles are:

1, a good man in the new era goes to the kitchen, goes to the hall, makes hooligans laugh and goes to bed with his mother-in-law.

2, a very talented person, learned five cars.

3. Playing cards well shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, your thinking is clear, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being bombed, you are courageous, you are quiet when you win, you are shrewd, you don't surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.

4, beauty out of the south, burning hibiscus posture. White teeth never hair, empty heart.

5. My fair lady praised me, and my lovesickness lingered till dawn.

6. Let's eat. I'll try it first to see if the food is cold.

7. The encouragement of leaders is our motivation, and the ideas of leaders are our practice.

8. Your clothes are beautiful and your lips are more beautiful.

9. I am confident that there is a pen in the world, and the text is also vertical and horizontal, and the martial arts are also vertical and horizontal.

10, the leadership is hard, the eyes are * * *, getting up early and greedy for the dark, and posting countless articles.

1 1, handsome scum, invincible, charmed millions of girls, abandoned Brigitte Lin and dumped Diana, and it was you who was called the love killer.

12. Jade and jade hook are flourishing, and Bichi is warm in spring and soluble in water. Anyone who dares not swallow the bait knows that the king is fishing for dragons.

13, candlelight shines all over the world. You see that thousands of miles are clear, the rain and dew are lush, and the grass is square. It is only cleaner than Song Yu, and your angel's face is covered with pears.

14, I heard that your eloquence is good, and today it really deserves its reputation.

15, your dress is really tasteful. At first glance, you are no ordinary layman.

16, your graceful charm, charming and pretty face, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech made me sit up and take notice from the beginning.

17, the leader sleeps, I stand guard, and I don't say who to sleep with.

18, the courage of the leader is our capacity for drinking, and the expression of the leader is our mood.

19, lead the wine, I will block it, and give my life to the party early.

20. Your beauty, your beauty, like flowers in spring, is intoxicating in Shan Ye and by the stream.