The three foreigners were drinking and bragging. The Americans said: Our country’s train is the fastest. When it starts running, the telegraph poles on both sides of the road look like fences...

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A northerner and a southerner are both good at bragging and lying. The two admired each other and traveled thousands of miles to meet each other. The southerners said: "I heard that it's very cold in your area. How cold is it?" The northerners replied: "When it gets cold in the north, you have to use a stick to pee. It will freeze as soon as you pee. If you knock it when it gets cold, you will be in contact with the wall. To freeze in one place