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Grandpa's excellent composition
Grandpa's Excellent Composition 1 Dear Grandpa:
Hello, I haven't written to you for a long time. Now I want to thank you. Do you remember? When I was a child, you came to pick me up and see me off every day. I can see your strong body and kind smile every day. When I was in the first grade of primary school, because my parents were busy at work, you took the bus to my house for nearly an hour every day to pick me up from school and cook me good food. In the evening, you strictly supervise my study. At that time, I loved roast chicken, and you often bought it for me. I remember that once it rained, I casually said that I wanted to eat roast chicken. You rode your bike to buy it for me in the heavy rain and accidentally slipped and broke your leg. When you come back,
Once you went back to your hometown to visit relatives and called me to ask about the situation in recent days. Naughty, I want to play a prank, so I pick up the phone and say, "Hello, goodbye!" " "I quickly hung up the phone and smiled, but you didn't criticize me, because you know I was young. When I told this story to my mother as a joke, my mother severely criticized me and said it would hurt my grandfather's heart. At that time, I felt very wronged and thought: What is this? Now that I think about it, it really hurts your heart. I really regret it.
I want to say, "Thank you for your love. I will study hard to repay you. " .
hope
in perfect nick
20xx May 1 1
Grandpa's excellent composition lived in grandma's house when I was a child, and grandpa cared about me!
Grandpa is 74 years old this year. His face is full of wrinkles, but his body is very strong. Every morning, he goes to work in the garden with his grandmother. Under their careful management, things in the garden are flourishing: leeks, celery, cucumbers, kidney beans and other green and smooth; Jujube tree, cherry tree, apple tree, persimmon tree, etc. Grow stout and always bear many fruits; Gardenia, osmanthus, jasmine, chrysanthemum, etc. It is blooming brilliantly, full of fragrance and filling the whole garden.
I am in primary school, and my grandfather picks me up every day. He is very strict with me. I remember when I was in the second grade, there was a quiz in my class. I got 86 points in Chinese and 73 points in math. I read the math test paper over and over again. It turns out that the three calculation problems that should be done correctly are all wrong because of carelessness. When I got home, I really felt ashamed to face my grandfather. I have butterflies in my stomach. My grandmother wrapped my favorite vegetarian stuffing, jiaozi. I only ate a dozen, and I didn't even taste it.
After dinner, grandpa sat on the sofa and looked over my Chinese and math papers several times. He touched my head kindly and said, "Xiao Na, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam, as long as you are willing to learn from your mistakes and correct them." I recalled the teacher's lecture and corrected the wrong questions on the test paper one by one. I think I can't live up to my grandparents' love for me. I should concentrate on listening, review my lessons carefully, cherish my time and study hard.
Now, I am in the fifth grade, leaving my grandfather to study in a new school. Every time I go back to see my grandfather, he always asks me how I eat, whether I am tired of studying and so on. It's cold, and grandpa repeatedly told me to wear more clothes, not to catch a cold, and not to delay my study.
Grandpa loves me so much, I am so happy! I love grandpa!
Grandpa's excellent composition 3 found that grandpa also boasted that "everyone has a heart for beauty." As the saying goes, but to be honest, you said that in the old countryside, the elderly families were not very rich. How many people love to brag? And I really found a person who didn't have these conditions during the Spring Festival last year-my dear master. Now I'll tell you how I found out that my master likes to brag! With the sound of a cannon and the coming of the Spring Festival, I put on my new clothes and walked around the room happily. I thought I was a flower-like beauty lover, so I couldn't help looking in the mirror. The mirror is in the back room. I hurried to the back room, but the door of the back room was locked. I was a little anxious and shouted, "Who has the key to the back room?" Look around, my parents and grandparents are chatting with my seven aunts and eight aunts. Who cares about me? "Grandpa, how is it possible ..." I secretly looked through the door and grandpa was inside, huh? Why is he standing in front of the mirror? I looked at my grandfather from top to bottom, which surprised me: I saw that my grandfather's hair was so combed that even flies could not stand it, and his coat … hmm? Isn't this coat my uncle's new dress? But grandpa is not ugly at all, red and bright, and looks very energetic. Pants are nothing but grandpa's own, and leather shoes are polished black. I saw this scene and thought, Grandpa still likes to brag!
Now my grandfather is fiddling with the bottles and jars on my mother's desk, and he is used to his old-fashioned dress. Now, to tell the truth, he's ... Not used to it! It's a bit like seeing Shenyang for the first time. Seeing that grandpa was about to come out after dressing up, I hurried to the living room and pretended to watch TV. When grandpa appeared. When he walked from the room to the living room, everyone hardly recognized him. We can put down the washbasin with a smile! The little cousin booed again: "handsome! Handsome! How handsome! ..... "Our family is also praising Grandpa's dress ... Although it has been a year, it still makes me unforgettable! Grandpa, as an old man, still likes to brag so much. It's a great discovery!
My grandfather is a kind and healthy old man. Although he is almost seventy years old, he has little white hair and looks dark. He always wears a kind smile on his wrinkled face. He is very approachable and everyone around him loves him. I admire him very much. I think his greatest advantage is that he loves to help others.
I remember one night, I was doing my homework at home. Suddenly, I heard hurried footsteps in the corridor. They came in a hurry and left in a hurry, which sounded like the one across the hall. Grandma and dad also heard hurried footsteps. We are very surprised at this abnormal situation. Grandpa said to himself, "There must be something wrong with the neighbor across the street, right?" Otherwise, we wouldn't be in such a hurry. "
So grandpa immediately stopped cooking and went to grandpa Zhao's house across the hall to ask what was going on. But there was no one at home, and he felt a little strange. He immediately called Grandpa Zhao to inquire about the situation. Only after this question did I know that my neighbor Grandma Zhao suddenly fell ill today. Grandpa Zhao and his colleagues rushed home from outside to send Grandma Zhao to the hospital for rescue. However, Grandma Zhao had a heart attack. Because of her serious illness, the hospital has issued a critical notice. After receiving the news, more than a dozen of her family members have come to Geely from their hometown. Grandma Zhao is still in the hospital, and Grandpa Zhao has been taking care of her. It is impossible to take care of these families for dinner.
Grandpa took action immediately after learning about it. He said to Grandpa Zhao: "Take care of the patients with peace of mind, and I will solve the problem of family feeding!" Therefore, grandpa cooks for them in different ways every day, sometimes cooking, sometimes making noodles, sometimes steaming a big cage of steamed buns, and sometimes flipping a pot cake for their neighbors, which solves their problem of eating. The neighbors were very moved and said thank you, but grandpa said, "Who doesn't have any difficulties? Besides, our neighbors should help each other. It's nothing. "
Yes, as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better place. I want to learn from my grandfather and be a helpful person!
My grandfather is a humorous storyteller. He loves me very much and I love him very much.
On Saturday afternoon, I went to my grandpa's house to play, and grandpa was going to tell me stories that I had heard countless times. I haven't told grandpa that I don't want to hear this story.
I sat down obediently, and my grandfather said earnestly, "Your mother was very sensible when she was a child and loved to cry. Once your grandmother put a big apple on the table. Both your mother and uncle wanted to eat it, but your uncle took it away. Your mother cried and said,' My brother took it away.' Your grandmother said,' Then I'll buy some more. Your mother rubbed her eyes and said no. At that time, your mother knew that grandma would be tired running around, so she wouldn't let her buy it! "
I looked at my grandfather and thought: Grandpa should miss the past very much, so he is so affectionate.
Next, my grandfather told me a more interesting thing. My grandfather said, "once your parents went to work and didn't have time to take care of you, they took care of you for us." You shout day and night every day: mom, I want to go home! Mom, come on! " Grandpa couldn't help laughing.
Grandpa likes to recall the past very much. I still remember when I was a child, he used to hold me and play with me. When I grew up, he would tease me when I was a child. He always thought that I had always been a small child. I don't want to upset my grandfather either. I don't want him to think that I will stop playing with him when I grow up. When he plays jokes on me, I always pretend to smile, although it's not funny.
Grandpa is so dedicated, I tell my story over and over again, as if another childhood had passed, as if grandpa would never forget my happy childhood at any time.
My grandfather is an amiable old man. Although he is over 60 years old, his hair is still very black, but his forehead is covered with wrinkles. He has a bronzed face, bright eyes, a high nose, a mouth that always smiles like a crescent moon, and big ears. At first glance, he is a blessed man. He is short and thin with a slight hunchback, which is because he had a burden when he was a child.
My grandfather is very frugal. He always tells us not to spend money we shouldn't spend, but to save as much as possible. I remember once, my grandparents took me to Yantai to see my brother who was an officer. My brother arranged a suite for us in the guest room. My grandfather immediately said to my brother, "We are all family. There is no need to live in such a nice place. Where did you spend your money? Just live in the standard room. " My brother said, "Grandpa, it's rare for you to come to me. How can I stay better? " But grandpa insisted on changing the standard room, and finally my brother had no choice but to change it for us.
My grandfather is not only thrifty, but also loves learning. Grandpa likes Peking Opera very much. He always looks for information about Peking Opera on the Internet, but he can't type, so let's help him. After a long time, grandpa felt embarrassed to disturb others all the time, so he found a computer school and signed up for a computer class. No matter whether it is cold or hot, as long as he has time, he will go to class by bike and live to learn. After studying hard, grandpa is really not simple. Now he has learned five strokes of typing, can use the computer freely and skillfully, and can look up information on the Internet by himself.
My grandfather has a lot to admire and learn, and I can't finish it in a few days. I want to live and study like him and be a simple and thrifty person. This is my grandfather whom I admire.
Grandfather's excellent composition 7 maternal love is gentle and meticulous, while paternal love is great, severe and heavy. In a word, I don't know what words to use to describe grandpa's love for me. There seems to be only one word to describe my grandfather.
In my mind, grandpa is an industrious, optimistic, kind and honest old man. He is always idle at home, chopping wood, selling rags or lighting a fire. He is diligent, because he always works, and his face is tanned. That seems to be the true color of the farmer's face. A pair of big hands have some yellow soil, which always seems to be unwashed, and their joints are protruding, and their fingers are stiff and thick. Grandpa likes to laugh and joke, but he is unambiguous in doing things.
When my parents are not at home, I like playing with my grandfather best, because he knows national affairs and trivial matters, as well as education and truth. Anyway, I leave all the things that Grandpa can do to Grandpa. Sometimes, Grandpa remembers clearly what he forgot or what I said casually.
I remember there was a performance in our class, "Jiang Taigong Fishing", and I needed a fake fishing rod. Of course, I will throw it to my grandfather without thinking. My grandfather knows everything, so I'll find me a good fishing rod. Grandpa has something to do every day, and he just wants to be a fishing rod or something. That day, he wandered around the door and whispered, "What are you doing with a fishing rod?". When he looked up at the willow branch, he had a brainwave. Just like the saying, "The mountain is too heavy to recover, and the willow is dark." On a hot day, he cut off a willow branch that was neither too long nor too short, and peeled off the skin, leaving only smooth green branches. Grandpa told me excitedly after peeling: "I found a good fishing rod for you." Then he mysteriously led me into the yard, pointed to the willow branches and asked me if I was okay. I was like a three-year-old child, and even praised my grandfather for being great. After that, I found the chalk box, prepared the materials for the science class, found this and that, and gave them to my busy grandfather. Helping me seems to be my greatest happiness.
This is the hardworking grandfather, the simple grandfather, the grandfather who loves me, and the nice guy who always smiles and is busy for me!
Grandpa, we haven't seen each other for two years. Are you okay in heaven? Did I give you enough money to burn?
I remember that was the last time we met. My mother and I are feeding you. You can't breathe. After eating, you shed tears of excitement and stammered the last eight words before you died: "Thank you, my good daughter!" " As soon as your voice falls, your breath fades and your eyes close. My mother and I were shocked. I ran to the doctor's room at the speed of Liu Xiang's 100-meter sprint and told the doctor out of breath that you seemed to be dying. The doctor rushed to your ward and confirmed that you were dead after emergency rescue. Hearing the bad news, my mother fainted to the ground with a bang, and I cried with tears. Grandpa, when you left, you took away all the love you gave us. Do you know how much I have missed you in the past two years?
Grandpa, before you died, I also did a lot of things that made me feel very guilty. I came to apologize to you. I'm sorry. I shouldn't think you are slow, let alone understand your love for me.
I remember that time, our classmates asked me out to play. You are worried that it is not safe for me to go alone and insist that you accompany me. But I thought you were slow and didn't want you to accompany me, so I ran away alone. You looked at my back and stood there sighing helplessly.
In retrospect, I really want to slap myself. I'm really sorry.
Grandpa, Tomb-Sweeping Day will be here soon. I will burn more paper money for you. Grandpa, I miss you! I still love you even if you are not by my side!
Grandpa is over 70 years old and retired for more than ten years, but his mental state is very good. Grandpa has a lot of knowledge. He used to be a university teacher. He has been to many countries and knows many languages. He turns on the TV every day to pay attention to state affairs, which is simply a "treasure house". He knows a lot of things, so when I do my homework, I always ask my grandfather questions, and he can give me the correct answer quickly. My mother is usually gentle and takes care of me, but when she loses her temper, it's completely different. For example, because there was a little problem with my homework, I began to fly into a rage. "Why did you even answer this question wrong, huh?" Talk to me! "In the face of my mother's roar, I was speechless. At this moment, there was a knock at the door. I opened the door and it turned out to be my grandfather. I was secretly pleased that only my grandfather dared to teach my mother a lesson. He always wears a clean old work clothes, his face is full of traces left by years, and a pair of wide-brimmed glasses is worn between his nose, which makes people look like an old man who is not angry but arrogant. But as soon as Grandpa entered the room, my mother immediately fell silent, which shows how powerful Grandpa is.
At noon, grandpa is a "famous brand" chef in our family, and grandma, dad and mom can't compare with him at all. His coke chicken wings, sweet and sour fish and eggs are all delicious in jiaozi. Grandpa will be happy when he sees me eating happily.
Grandpa's life is very regular: get up early every morning and do morning exercises, and then come back to prepare breakfast. After breakfast, I will invite some old friends to play cards and take a nap when I come back at noon. Be sure to go out for a walk after supper. Therefore, grandpa's physical fitness is very good.
However, grandpa has one shortcoming: drinking. Drink wine for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Grandpa once drank a catty of white wine! But he can control himself, and he doesn't always drink like this.
I like my grandpa!
Grandpa's excellent composition 10 I have an optimistic grandfather.
My grandfather is in his early sixties and his face is wrinkled. His eyes are small, but they are sharp. With his shiny black hair, his appearance looks serious. In fact, my grandfather has a heart like an urchin.
Although grandpa is not young, he loves sports very much, and his hearty laughter often comes from the ice hockey field. In summer, he does more exercise and takes me roller skating and fishing whenever he has time. Grandpa also has a vegetable garden, which is the best place for his entertainment. He often rides an old bike to water vegetables. Although he is busy, he enjoys it. Grandpa used to be a soldier, and many comrades-in-arms also lived here. Grandpa will invite them to climb mountains and fish together.
Grandpa is an absolute optimist. He seldom gets angry and often has a smile on his face. One sunny morning, grandpa was reading the newspaper word by word with reading glasses. I was chatting with great interest about how I beat my friends with superb roller skating skills yesterday. I said loudly, "I whooshed and threw them aside ..." At the same time, I gestured in mid-air. Grandpa just "hmm" and is still reading the newspaper carefully. My intensified hand drew a semicircle in the air, and the tragedy finally happened: Grandpa's reading glasses died with a bang. I paused and picked up my broken glasses: the legs were "broken". I trembled and said, "I'm sorry!" " Grandpa is still all smiles: "Nothing, just post 502." He picked up 502 and glued his eyes and legs together. I admire my grandfather's generosity.
Grandpa often digs some wild vegetables in Nanshan. One crisp autumn day, grandpa took me up the mountain to pick some dandelions, Artemisia buds, Pogostemon and so on. Grandpa can pick a bag full every time he goes out, but today he only picked a few dandelions with yellow flowers. Eating it will lose its taste and become bitter because it is too old. Grandpa saw my mind and said cheerfully, "Nothing, let's soak our roots in the fire!" " I am also optimistic, jumping all the way down the mountain.
I love my happy grandpa!
Grandpa's excellent composition 1 1 A few days ago, grandpa came to my home from the countryside.
He is really an old fool. We must help him do everything. Sometimes when we are talking, he always laughs vaguely. In the slightly open mouth, the teeth have almost fallen out, and only the corners of the eyes narrowed into a line are covered with layers of wrinkles.
Some other time
The old man sat on the sofa with me, watching the wonderful news on TV. At first, the master clapped his hands and applauded, and his face was filled with a bright smile. Gradually, the laughter faded away and snoring came and went. "ah? Grandpa fell asleep? " I looked back at the old man's sleeping face and asked in surprise. Because of his loud voice, grandpa suddenly woke up and rubbed his eyes. He yawned and said, "I didn't sleep." What a wonderful TV program! Look! ""Ha ha! " I was amused by this lovely expression. But my mother sighed: "Old! Confused! "
Once again.
After all, the old man is an old man and has the habit of a countryman. When he came to this city, he was no exception. "Ahem!" Grandpa coughed again! I saw him suddenly spit the phlegm in his mouth on the floor. Hey! He thinks this is the country again, and there is sticky spit on the ground. It's disgusting! Not only that, my white floor also has his cigarette ash, cigarette butts, meal residues, paper towels with runny nose, food packaging bags and other items. I really can't stand him! However, whenever I "report" my grandfather's "evil deeds" to my mother, my mother always shakes her head and says, "Your grandfather is senile, which is a manifestation of Alzheimer's Harmo's disease!"
It turns out that some old people, like children, are slow and do things casually. They can't take care of themselves at all and don't know any safety precautions. As my mother said, "when you get old, you get confused."
Grandpa's excellent composition 12 found that grandpa also boasted that "everyone has a love for beauty." As the saying goes, but to be honest, you said that in the old countryside, the elderly families were not very rich. How many people love to brag? And I really found a person who didn't have these conditions during the Spring Festival last year-my dear master. Now I'll tell you how I found out that my master likes to brag!
With the sound of a cannon and the coming of the Spring Festival, I put on my new clothes and walked around the room happily. I thought I was a flower-like beauty lover, so I couldn't help looking in the mirror. The mirror is in the back room. I hurried to the back room, but the door of the back room was locked. I was a little anxious and shouted, "Who has the key to the back room?" Look around, my parents and grandparents are chatting with my seven aunts and eight aunts. Who cares about me? "Grandpa, how is it possible ..." I secretly looked through the door and grandpa was inside, huh? Why is he standing in front of the mirror? I looked at my grandfather from top to bottom, which surprised me: I saw that my grandfather's hair was so combed that even flies could not stand it, and his coat … hmm?
Isn't this coat my uncle's new dress? But grandpa is not ugly at all, red and bright, and looks very energetic. Pants are nothing but grandpa's own, and leather shoes are polished black. I saw this scene and thought, Grandpa still likes to brag! Now my grandfather is fiddling with the bottles and jars on my mother's desk, and he is used to his old-fashioned dress. Now, to tell the truth, he's ... Not used to it! It's a bit like seeing Shenyang for the first time. Seeing that grandpa was about to come out after dressing up, I hurried to the living room and pretended to watch TV. When grandpa appeared. When he walked from the room to the living room, everyone hardly recognized him. We can put down the washbasin with a smile! The little cousin booed again: "handsome! Handsome! How handsome! " Our family is also praising grandpa's clothes ... although it has been a year, it still makes me unforgettable! Grandpa, as an old man, still likes to brag so much. It's a great discovery!
My grandfather is not very tall, with a short crew cut, thick eyebrows, thick earlobes, handsome and plain clothes. Even if he has new clothes, he likes to wear old ones. The most obvious thing is that he has a mole on his forehead.
He is the legendary good man. He seldom loses his temper and is good to everyone. Even in the face of us noisy children, he can't be angry or partial to anyone.
If we say why he is a good man, we should talk about his youth. It is said that once my grandfather dug up a piece of jade in the ground, but he didn't know what it was, so he thought it was a beautiful stone. Then someone knew that he had dug up the jade and came to him. At first, the man said that he could buy the stone with money, but in the eyes of my grandfather, the stone was worthless, and then he sent it directly to the man, because my grandmother kept nagging about it.
There is also the fact that people in the village fry dough twists every New Year. At that time, their life was not very good, and they could only make some twists to eat during the New Year. However, my grandfather is their free labor force. As long as he is asked to make a twist, he will do it, and then every time he is asked to eat some twist, he will not eat it. But if someone else comes to help him twist it, he will give them some and let him go. According to my mother, my grandfather is too sincere.
It is because grandpa is too sincere that his children are kind and simple, and his excellent qualities will be passed on to the next generation, which may affect more people.
Grandpa's excellent composition 14 dear grandpa:
Are you-are you okay?
Whenever holidays come, I always want to go to your place to have a good time. Every time I go to your place, I can always jump three feet happily like a bird.
Every winter night, you always take out the quilt you have already prepared and cover it for me. In summer, it is always hot at night, and you always reduce the possibility of my sweating to "0". When you see me smile, you laugh with me, and when I cry, you comfort me.
Every summer vacation comes, I will go to the wild with you to watch the sunrise and sunset and the sea.
I was very excited when you took me to see the sea. You watch me play ball, and your face is full of happiness.
But once, I forgot to wash my hands when I was eating, so you yelled at me and told me to wash my hands before eating. In your nagging, I formed good habits and got rid of bad habits.
In winter, I want to make a snowman when the snow is thick. However, I either smashed the snowball or tilted my head. I cried loudly. When you come out and ask why, you just
Encourage me to make a snowman with me. After a long time, a snowman with a small head and a big body appeared, which was gorgeous, but something was still missing.
So you went into the house, took out two black buttons and a small iron basin, and came out. You press the button on your face, put a small iron basin on your head, break two branches and insert them on the left and right sides of the snowball. You draw a seal on its face with your hand. I finally smiled through tears.
When I fail, you encourage me to finish with me; When I am happy, you cheer with me; When I make mistakes, you criticize me. Thank you for spending my childhood with me!
Wish you all the best.
Happy, happy, longevity is better than Nanshan!
Your grandson:
20xx February 2
Grandpa's excellent composition paper-cut 15 is a rose in our China folk art garden. They are always so lifelike that every paper-cut has a story.
My grandfather is a genius, proficient in literature and art, but what I like best is his paper-cutting. I remember when I was a child, my elders always told me that grandpa cut paper badly. Almost all the paper-cuts posted on the doors and windows are cut by my grandfather, so I always pester my grandfather to cut all kinds of paper-cuts for me.
I remember one day in the summer vacation, I still asked my grandfather to cut paper as usual. My grandfather took out a piece of red colored paper and a pair of rusty scissors from the study and began to cut them. Every time grandpa cuts paper, I always look at every detail like his little fan, and this time is no exception. Soon my grandfather cut a pair. My grandfather asked me, "Xinxin, can you tell me something about this paper-cut?" This beats me. In the past, whenever grandpa finished cutting a paper-cut, he would always tell me a story. But this time, I told him that I knew my grandfather was an online writer, and he was testing me this time. So I began to observe the paper-cutting carefully-a shepherd boy was riding on the back of an old cow, and he was pulling another shepherd boy onto the cow. On the edge of paper-cutting, there are three words:
Seeing this, I remembered a story: "Once upon a time, there were two good friends, one named Liangliang and the other named Mingming. Liang Liang and Ming Ming go to the same school. One day after school, Liangliang led an old cow out of the house and said to Mingming, "Let's go for a walk in the village!" " So, Liangliang quickly climbed onto the cow's back, but obviously he couldn't get up because he was shorter than Liangliang. When Liangliang saw him, he immediately reached out and tried to pull Mingming up. In a flash, Yao Ming was pulled up, and the two good friends walked in the direction of the field. "When the story was finished, Grandpa applauded and said," Xinxin speaks really well! "Then, he took me to the street to buy things.
Until now, I have been practicing my grandfather's paper-cutting, and I believe I can cut it as well as him one day.
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