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Common sayings and proverbs in Chengdu
Proverbs in Chengdu dialect
1. Hello, friend, please eat Cordyceps.
2. Use a sharp base for eating and a shuttle edge for fighting.
Don't say much, everything is under control.
4. I think it is good or bad.
I'm fine, I'm not excited.
6. Ugly, everyone will go.
7. wine, wine, good friends
8. It's my turn to watch.
9. Men need a gold chain to be energetic.
10. Sleep during the day, get drunk at night, cross up and sleep, etc.
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12. Say you are a melon, you are just a melon, get up in the middle of the night and sweep the dam.
13. People are shameless and hold back until they are abducted.
14. Although not handsome, it is very real.
15. It's all water, so why pretend to be pure? They're all people, so there's no need to be secretive.
16. If it weren't for that face, don't take the risk.
17. Ask for money without thinking, and leave without thinking.
18. cast nets everywhere and focus on training.
19. People can't do it, and the road is rough.
20. Social things are hot, so don't fiddle around.
2 1. Communication is too wide, which is embarrassing.
22. Eat a la carte without money.
23. Hammer, hammer, sunflower, hemp, hemp, fried chicken offal
24. Pull a gap and pull a gap. Don't criticize too much.
25. People who live in their twenties depend entirely on understanding.
26. Crying indicates maturity; Laughter means insecurity.
27. Not much to say, have a drink.
28. Very fierce, only the whole.
29. You don't care about my life, and I don't care about yours.
30. come to a bad end, dare not shout.
3 1. Two skins on the mouth, talking and moving.
32. Business is good. I am on a business trip in the middle of the night.
33. Bye-bye, bye-bye, don't plug the plug.
Drinking without eating vegetables is a personal hobby.
Mandarin in Chengdu dialect
1. Report to the commander, don't wear pants, pick up a dozen pieces of cloth and sew crotch pants. I like to watch quack wine.
2. Sorry, toasting and farting, it stinks! !
3. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
The plane flew very high and killed Wang Lao.
5. Tell me, when you fire, the master eats wine, you eat urine, the master flies, and you sit on a rotten dustpan.
6. Learn from others and pick up your smelly feet; He was followed by another dog. It's her sister who sleeps with her.
7. Dogs drive motorcycles away and don't understand science.
8. Sleepy, fly a plane, rub your hands and ride a motorcycle.
9. Yan Banglang, drink rice soup, smash the bowl, pick up his wife, her wife cries, go back to her mother's house, go far away, buy an umbrella, the umbrella is high, the knife is fast, it is easy to cut vegetables, the vegetables are salty and the salt is long, buy a dog, and the dog is crooked and bites your mother's pig grandmother.
10. XXX's head is like the earth, with mountains, water and rivers; So-and-so's waist is like a kitchen knife, cutting meat, vegetables and peppers; So-and-so's ass is like bread, five cents, just pick ~
1 1. Hello, hello, you take a bath in the river, your hair is more than meat.
12. Your mother, bitch, takes forks everywhere; Your father Batman flew from the sky to the ground; You old ladies, you bitches, pick up the pole and grab it everywhere; Grandpa, fly swatter, kill flies without bleeding; Your sister, a little wild, lions and tigers use it to pull.
13. Your grandmother, pointy feet, can't run away when the car comes.
14. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my heart, and I don't care if you die.
15. Run, Ma Skull.
16. Say you are a melon, you are a melon. Get up in the middle of the night to sweep the dam. Stop being a bitch and call me mom.
17. Tianma meteor boxing, shit/no money to eat/make kindergarten Lushan a dragon overlord, strong X Athena.
18. Small glasses, blowing shit and bubbles, sitting on a high bench.
19. On a foggy Sunday morning, xxx's team lined up, picked up machine guns, rushed to the ladies' room, took off their clothes and pants and played hooligans.
20. Two hairs on the nebula chain
2 1. The eighteen monsters with sharp teeth steal oil and fry the X goblin first and then the X monster.
22. If you want toilet paper, don't pull my rotten mat. Don't draw a map on the bed if you want to pee.
23. Cry and laugh and let the yellow dog pee.
24. Big bullying, Dabao; Little bully, uneducated. (Generally, you should look at two sentences when you are bullied. )
Chengdu Dialect Xiehouyu
Shorty crossing the river? Drowning your heart.
Yi Baishi's salted duck? Dry tension
Pockets hanging in the air? feign madness
Hanging in your pocket for a long time? Pretend to be crazy (wind)
Eat peaches in the middle of the night and pinch the bottom of the cake
Spinach boiled tofu? One (green) and two white.
The old woman of Caiyuanba? Can fly and eat people.
Tintin's cat (dragonfly) wants to eat cherries-its eyes are green (impossible).
Do winter melon skins make hats? Moldy and dusty (completely moldy)
Planting wheat in winter paddy field-exotic species (zai)
Bean sprout steamer? Curled up to suffer indignities.
Honk at the window? The name (sound) is outside
Fart and burp? Full communication between superiors and subordinates
Sprinkle pepper on the grave? Hemp ghost
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Rolling pin blows fire? Can't steal
Blow fire with a rolling pin-I know nothing about it.
Dried beans with wine? Show one's strength
Hemp cakes in Guanshengyuan? More ideas
Delicious chestnuts on the street? Sell freshly fried ones
Rats drill bellows? Suffer indignities at both ends.
Beggars guard the road? Sit down and change.
Jie Fangbei's clock? Mass viewpoint
Mouse, don't want a pistol? Hit the cat in the heart
The old lady eats bacon? Argue about trifles
Hello, old woman? A person's eyes (teeth) have no limits.
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou? borrow without returning
Liu Heshang plays Gong? Skim floating foam
The skull of the dragon lantern? You can play as you want.
No umbrella on rainy days? Elf (shower)
Pockmarked look in the mirror? Personal point of view
Cats scratch Baba-they can't open their paws.
Wear tofu? Dengdeng
The chopping board for thirty nights-it must not be empty.
Fifteen humpback whales sleep in a bed. Disharmonious relationship or mood.
Lost at the crossroads? Not something (knowledge)
Brush hair loss? cadent
Take off your pants and shoot the tiger? Shameless and deadly.
Take off your pants and hang yourself? No shame.
Humpback rolling ditch? Seven arches and eight twists)
Humpback whales sleep on their backs? Don't do it at both ends.
Camels get wet in the rain? Back (wet)
Wang Erniang's foot binding? Long and smelly
Turtles fart-crack their shells.
The tortoise cursed the tortoise-so did you.
Porridge and rice soup? Clear (professional) plus clear (professional)
Baby in a suit? Datao
Shrimp crossing the river-holding a beard (modesty)
Blind people wear eyes? Redundant circle
When it rains, it's sunny-fake sunny (love)
Terrible pockmarked? There are many ghosts and ideas.
Foreign horses (bicycles) are going downhill? Ignore (step on)
A pot of radish-you can't catch ginger (reins)
Pick a casserole and roll off the cliff? None of them are good
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