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Seek a passage from Yin Jianping in the fifteenth episode of Nineteen Sisters of Gan.
29 rooms at night
(Gan, Yin)
Gan Mei walked straight into the house. Yin Jianping gave her a look and subconsciously closed the door, taking this opportunity to think.
Gan Mei also took the opportunity to look at the room and turned to look at him.
As soon as Yin Jianping turned around, his face became sleepy: "Girl, it's so late, you ..."
Gan Mei looked at him: "Don't ask me to sit down?"
Yin Jianping was shocked and pretended to be angry: "Please sit down." He turned and walked to the front of the washbasin, guessing each other's purpose warily and wiping his face with a towel dipped in water.
Gan Mei smiled at him and sat down.
Yin Jianping put down the towel, turned around and smiled wryly: "The girl is in a good mood at midnight!"
Gan Mei smiled and observed him: "Want to see what you are doing in the middle of the night?"
Yin Jianping whispered warily, "What did the girl see?"
Gan Mei: "You are sleeping." There is something in the words: "But I wonder if Brother Yin can sleep soundly? Do you have the habit of sleepwalking? " Observe the change of his expression.
Yin Jianping heard the implication and turned to attack with a smile: "I regret it!"
Gan Mei couldn't help wondering, "What do you regret?"
Yin Jianping: "I regret making such a friend!" " "
Gan Mei paused: "Why?"
Yin Jianping: "That girl and her man turn over and over in shifts. How to sleep well in the morning? "
Gan Mei looked at him and said nothing for a moment.
Yin Jianping quietly.
Gan Mei couldn't see anything suspicious and immediately smiled: "Brother Yin, do you mind so much?"
Yin Jian retorted, "Does the girl mind if this matter is put on her?"
Gan Mei was a little embarrassed, and then said angrily, "Are you so unhappy that I came?"
Yin Jianping wry smile: "happy, very happy! Isn't this happiness that I can't even sleep? If the girl comes again next time, she will be happier next time. "
Gan Mei laughed and shouted, "You ... you really don't know, or are you playing dumb?"
Yin Jianping smiled: "This is not right. What did that girl do without telling me? If she came without a trace and went without a trace, why isn't she confused? "
Gan Mei: "I attacked the temple of Yin Xin tonight." Look at him.
Yin Jianping pretended to be puzzled: "Yinxintang?"
Gan Mei observed him: "Don't you know the Yin and Yang family? It is Fan Zhongxiu's fortress. "
Yin Jianping pretended to have an epiphany: "Oh." Look at her deliberately: "It seems that the girl succeeded."
Gan Mei: No, it was a fiasco! Look at him.
Yin Jianping pretended to be one leng: "What? With her martial arts and wisdom, the girl should be invincible, and she will be invincible! "
Gan Mei: "But the other side has a better person, and there is an unusual person who helps us secretly, which makes us lose our strength."
Yin Jianping: "Oh? What character is so powerful? "
Gan Mei glared at him: "Yi Jianping almost made you a scapegoat!"
Yin Jianping pretended to be stupefied: "Yi Jianping? Didn't he let that girl chase you to the ends of the earth? How dare you come? "
Gan Mei sneered: "He not only came, but also avenged you."
Yin Jianping was puzzled: "Revenge for me?"
Gan Mei: "Yes, he killed Ma Yibo and others."
Yin Jianping was overjoyed: "This is really a great pleasure. If there is an opportunity in the future, I will definitely thank him in person. "
Gan Mei observed him: "Do you really want to see him?"
Yin Jianping: "Yes."
Gan Mei: "Well, as long as you follow me, you can see him."
Yin Jianping: "Why should I follow you? I don't want to sleep! "
Gan Mei: "Brother Yin, I am employing people, especially people like you. As long as you help me attack Yin Xin Temple, I promise you will meet Yi Jianping. "
Yin Jianping laughed: "Joke, would I do such an unjust thing with you? If only I didn't advise you! "
Gan Mei: "So you mean I'm unfair?" Gan Mei snorted and retorted, "You just admitted that you made a friend of mine. So, you have to stand by and I ask you something. Is this' righteousness'? "
Yin Jianping smiled: "Girl, I just said that I regret making you a friend. But? "
Gan Mei was embarrassed. She couldn't help looking him up and down, as if trying to see through each other: "You are such a man ..."
Yin Jianping looked at her quietly.
Gan Mei stopped talking in frustration and stood up: "I'm leaving!" Turn around and walk.
Yin Jianping was stunned and somewhat lost. He couldn't help but blurt out: "When will the girl come next time?"
Gan Mei suddenly turned around, as if surprised and confused: "Do you ... do you still want me to come?" Fan Yinjiang asked coldly, "What do you think Brother Yin came here for?"
Yin Jianping: "Brother Fan, Sister Gan Nineteen is going to attack the Yin Xin Temple again today. She is determined to win."
They can't help but be stunned. Fan Yinjiang sneered, "Hum, she was determined to win last night, too. What is the result? "
Yin Jianping: "Brother Fan, I'm afraid it's different this time."
Fan Yinjiang: "What's the difference?"
Lan Xin interjected, "Hey, I know this. The difference is that last time I let her run, this time I let her die. Hey, Yin, am I right? "
Gave her a white look, turned to Fan and said, "Brother Fan, Shui Hong Shao is coming, so the nineteen sisters of Gan are determined to win."
They couldn't help being frightened. Lan Xin; "ah? Is that old woman coming, too? "
Fan Yinjiang concealed his panic and sneered: "Ok, let the old woman collect the body for the apprentice!"
Yin Jianping: "Brother Fan, in my opinion, it was wise for the Nineteen Sisters to retreat in time last night, not because they were incompetent or afraid of you."
Fan Yinjiang sneered, "Oh, so Brother Yin was there last night?"
Yin Jianping: "Not bad!"
Fan Yinjiang: "It won't be on Gan Jiumei's boat, will it?"
Yin Jianping: "Of course not!"
Lan Xin: "Well, it's hard to say. No one saw it anyway. "
Yin Jianping smiled: "I know you will never see the figure of' Nine Ugliness in Mengcheng' again."
All one leng. Fan Yinjiang: "You mean you killed Ma Yibo and others?"
Yin Jianping: "Yes! I believe this is one of the main reasons why Gan Jiumei decided to retreat last night. "
They looked at each other. Fan Yinjiang refused to accept: "So, Xiong Yin means that Gan Jiumei was forced away by you?"
Yin Jianping: "That's not true. I just want to remind you not to be overly superstitious about the strength of Yin Xin Temple. "
Fan Yinjiang sneered: "Hum, have you seen Mr. Zuo's array?"
Yin Jianping nodded: "Yes, very clever! However, it seems that things are not as optimistic as Fan Xiong expected. "
Fan Yinjiang was shocked and immediately regained his confidence: "Even if Nineteen Sister is clever, it's a pity that all her men are rabble!"
Yin Jianping: "Yes! But I believe that with her wisdom, there is a way to make up for this. "
Jealously said, "Gan can do anything. How do you explain what happened last night?"
Yin Jianping: "It's not surprising that a horse falls and a hoof falls. A wise man can do it. " Lan Xin was speechless and embarrassed: "You ... you know her so well, are you a worm in her stomach?"
Children and others can't help heart.
Yin Jianping smiled: "I hope so!"
Lan Xin: "What? Ouch! Did you get a look at him? There are such shameless and disgusting people in the world! Want to be somebody else's belly worm, really makes me sick to death, I want to throw up ... "
Children and others can't help laughing again.
Yin Jianping: "Vomiting is better than dying. Girls should always know that when the two sides are at war, knowing ourselves and knowing each other can at least ensure that they are in an invincible position! "
Heart smile suddenly froze in the face, with a snort, turned away.
Yin Jianping: "You've had enough jokes. If you don't think so, you will cry one day. " .
One leng in my heart, I glanced at him, awkward and not thoughtful.
Fan Yinjiang has been thinking, when he asked, "Brother Yin, I have some doubts. I wonder if Brother Yin can give me some advice? "
Yin Jianping: "Brother Fan is welcome."
Fan Yinjiang: "Well, where did Brother Yin get the news this time? How to prove its reliability? "
Yin Jianping: "Nineteen elder sister Gan told me herself."
All one leng, in the heart can't help but turned my head. Fan Yinjiang sneered: "So the relationship with that girl Gan is really unusual?"
Yin Jianping zheng.
Fan Yinjiang said with a smile, "The news brought by Xiong Yin is undoubtedly the enemy's secret. If it's just a general relationship, how can it be said easily? " What's more, is Gan Jiumei the kind of smart person Xiong Yin said? "
Yin Jianping wry smile way: "I have a special way."
Fan Yinjiang asked, "And you knew it at a special time?"
Yin Jianping was shocked: "Special time?"
Fan Yinjiang: "Isn't it? Retreat from Gan Jiumei and return to Bihezhuang, at least in the middle of the night. Xiong Yin can get here early in the morning to give good news. Isn't this a special moment? "
Yin Jianping gave a wry smile: "Yes!"
Fan Yinjiang: "That clever girl Gan ran to a man's room in the middle of the night and told him her secret. Is this lie too outrageous? " Lan Xin couldn't help being jealous: "Hum! What a shame! "
Yin Jianping wry smile 1: "I really don't know how to explain this matter clearly, but please believe me, I Yin Jianping and the nineteen sisters have a bitter hatred, and I will never go along with her. I will work hard to learn from heaven and earth. As for everything I said, it will soon be proved, but I never want to see you exchange unnecessary sacrifices for this proof. " .
Lan Xin was embarrassed and couldn't help thinking.
Fan Yinjiang looked at him with a judgmental eye, thoughtfully.
At that time have nothing to say, look at Fan Yinjiang.
After a while, Fan Yinjiang said, "So, according to Brother Yin, how should we deal with the immediate disaster?"
Yin Jianping: "I mean, instead of playing hardball and making unnecessary sacrifices, it is better to give up the Temple of Yin Xin for the time being and save our strength."
All one leng. Fan Yinjiang: "What? Give up Yinxin Temple? " He sneered, "That's a good idea!"
Yin Jianping: "I think this is the only good policy at present."
Fan Yinjiang sneered: "Good plan? For who? Is it suitable for Gan Jiumei? "
Yin Jianping one leng: "Brother Fan ..."
Fan Yinjiang: "Yin Jianping, I almost believed you just now, but unfortunately you slipped again. Yes, I have to admit that you are really calculating, but Fan is not so easy to mess with! "
Yin Jianping said with a wry smile, "Brother Fan, how do you say this?"
Fan Yinjiang: "Sister Gan wants to outsmart her if she can't attack. Your rhetoric and alarmism just now are nothing more than trying to trick Fan's silver heart temple into giving you a lover. "
Yin Jianping sarcastically said: "I think this incident has made Fan Ge more and more funny!"
Heart is not zheng.
When everyone was angry, they drew their swords. Qin said to him, "Please talk to the temple master and kill him!"
Everyone is important. Lan Xin couldn't help jumping out and saying, "Hey, you ..."
Everyone was shocked. Fan Yinjiang said surprisedly, "Lan Xin, what are you ..."
Yin Jianping was puzzled.
Lan Xin couldn't help being embarrassed: "I ..." In desperation, he said under the pretext: "I want to remind you ... then you can't beat him at all. Why do you touch the stone with eggs?"
Zheng, all looked at each other. Qin said, "Then let's work side by side. This boy will be exhausted no matter how tired he is!" Talking about lust.
Lan Xin hurriedly blurted out: "Hey, are you shameless?"
All one leng, looked at her in surprise.
Lan Xin found her gaffes and gaffes, so she quickly changed her tune and said, "Oh, I ... I mean, there are so many people beating people. If this story spreads to the rivers and lakes, people will call us shameless!"
They couldn't help looking at each other awkwardly. Qin added, "It's a righteous act to kill pests for the Wulin, and no one in the world will blame it!"
Everyone agreed: "Yes! Kill this thief and get rid of pests for Wulin! " Talk about controversy.
Lan Xin: "Wait! Who dares to mess around without the orders of the temple master? "
Everyone was shocked and couldn't help looking at Fan Yinjiang: "Please order the temple master!"
Haven't moved Fan Yinjiang zheng, couldn't help looking at Yin Jianping.
Yin Jianping looked at him.
Lan Xin: "Brother Fan, you can think it over. Such a thing is not done by a smart person like you! ”"
Fan Yinjiang was shocked and looked at her doubtfully: "Lan Xin, you ..."
Lan Xin: "Brother Fan, you are a big shot in the Jianghu. Doing such a shameless thing will ruin your reputation for life! " "
Qin said discontentedly, "Girl, what did you say?"
Lan Xin: "Ah ... Oh, I'm actually doing it for your own good. I am afraid that you made a big mistake on impulse, so you are so serious! " As the saying goes: Advice when least heeded is good for action. "
Everyone was crying and laughing. Turning to Fan, he said, "Brother Fan, you must never do anything bad, or you will be punished. If you don't believe me, you won't even marry your wife, but you will unfortunately marry a deaf Cyclops without arms and legs. It is a fool to have a child! "
Fan Yinjiang was in distress situation: "Lan Xin ..."
Lan Xin: "Brother Fan, I can see that you won't do this. Well, don't say anything ... "
Yin Jianping also in distress situation.
Qin: "Girl, this is our temple's business, not yours. Please stand aside. "
Lan Xin: "Hey, Master Qin Xiang, how can you say that this has nothing to do with me? I'm here today, and besides, my dad and Fan Laobo have such a good relationship that it's time to spread the word. I said this shameless thing has nothing to do with me. Who believes it? By then, I can't wash even if I jump into the Yellow River. How can I be a man? So, in order to save my reputation, I must take care of it ... "People gave a wry smile. Fan Yinjiang reluctantly: "Yin Jianping, you go ..."
Everyone: "Temple Master ..."
Fan Yinjiang waved his hand: "Stop it!"
Everyone was speechless. Lan Xin was ecstatic.
Yin Jianping waved his fist and rushed to Fan Yi: "Thank you for your pity ..."
Fan Yinjiang sneered, "No, thank you, Miss Xie Lanxin." Look at her discontentedly.
Lan Xin couldn't help feeling embarrassed.
Yin Jianping dazed, take a look at the in the mind with a wry smile.
Lan Xin waved impatiently: "Hey, come on, come on, get out of here. Do you think I am speaking for you? " Actually, I'm tired of seeing you. Today, I really have to. If it weren't for Fan Xiong and several uncles and brothers, my reputation would have been ruined by you. I wouldn't kill you if it wasn't for my reputation! "As he spoke, he stepped forward and said," Go away ... "Lian pushed him away." Will you go away? " He gave him a lift and kicked him.
Yin Jianping retreated with a wry smile and waved his fist at everyone: "Then I'll go." Turn around and walk. Take a few steps to stop and turn around.
Lan Xin: "Hey, you ..."
Yin Jianping waved his fist and said, "Brother Fan, I have one more thing to ask."
Everyone was puzzled. Lan Xin said, "What can I do for you?"
Yin Jianping: "Brother Fan, under any circumstances in the future, don't face your nineteenth sister with your true face."
Fan and Lan were stunned. Fan Yinjiang: "Why?"
Yin Jianping: "Because she recognized you, she will be exposed next time."
Lan Xin: "Are you still afraid of exposure?"
Yin Jianping: "You'd better believe this, it's not difficult to do!" " "
Lan Xin: "Who knows if you cheated?"
Yin Jianping wry smile: "Girl, don't be too smart!"
Lan Xin said angrily, "Well, what if we don't believe you?"
Yin Jianping: "Then I can't save you next time." Say that finish and turn around and go.
Fan and Lan were stunned and said inexplicably, "Hey, what do you mean by Yin?"
Yin Jianping didn't look back: "If you don't want to die, use your brain. If you use your brain, use your brain!"
Lan Xin was puzzled and said to himself, "Help us? What do you mean? " Seems to realize what can't help zheng, looks up.
Yin Jianping got into the boat on the shore and rowed to the lake.
Lan Xin suddenly realized something and froze. Everyone behind her looked at her. For a moment, Fan Yinjiang said jealously, "Girl, he has gone away!" This just reminded her, she couldn't help zheng, subconsciously turned around.
They looked at her with strange eyes.
Lan Xin said guiltily, "Ah, I ... I was just thinking ..."
They still stared at her with strange eyes and said nothing.
Lan Xin was greatly embarrassed: "You guys ..."
Fan Yinjiang looked around the crowd and said thoughtfully, "You all leave first."
Everyone rushed to make fists: "obey orders!" Or look at Lan Xin with discontented or eccentric eyes, and then turn around and walk away.
Lan Xin guiltily avoided all eyes, pretended as if nothing had happened, looked up at the sky and hummed.
Fan Yinjiang stared at Lan Xin, and when everyone left, he sarcastically said, "You are very strange today!"
Lan Xin plays the fool and sells the fool: "Strange? I didn't expect that your eyes were bad! "
Fan Yinjiang saw her cheating and turned to leave.
Lan Xin said, "Hey, Brother Fan ..." He hurried to catch up.
Yinxindian-the promenade of the water diversion pavilion goes to the sun.
(Lan, Fan)
Lan Xin chased him and said, "Hey, Brother Fan, what are you running for?"
Fan Yinjiang stopped and turned to look at him coldly.
Lan Xin stammered, "You ... you really don't believe what Yin Jianping said?"
Fan Yinjiang: "I don't believe it!"
Lan Xin: But he killed Ma Yibo!
Fan Yinjiang sneered: "By the time you can determine whether Ma Yibo is alive or dead, everything has already happened. Unless I see Ma Yibo's body now. "
Lan Xin: "But ... if he really took refuge in Miss Gan, there is no need to tell you not to expose his true colors in front of Sister Gan's nineteen sisters. Because that sweet girl has seen you! "
Fan Yinjiang: "Hum, this proves that it is his offensive tactics. He just wants us to believe what he said and believe that Gan Jiumei is powerful. " Sneer: "It's a pity that his abacus is wrong. Unexpectedly, he exposed the enemy's emptiness even more.
Lan Xin shook his head with a wry smile: "Not necessarily ..."
Fan Yinjiang zheng, looked at her doubtfully.
Lan Xin quickly covered up: "Oh, I mean, I'm afraid that if Yin Jianping did something wrong, it would be too late for us to regret it. So we might as well ... "
Fan Yinjiang asked with a smile, "What if the result is just the opposite? Let the enemy cheat the Yinxin Temple in vain, and we will regret it then! "
Lan Xin: "But at least we were still alive at that time, even if we regretted it!" " "
Fan Yinjiang paused. "If that's the case, it's providence!"
Lan Xin: "Since we don't deny the possibility, why should we go our own way?"
Fan Yinjiang gave a wry smile: "Even if I wanted to change my mind, my dad wouldn't agree. Fan's family has no habit of retreating from the cold without fighting. "
Lan Xin: "I'll talk to the old man."
Fan Yinjiang paused, then shook his head: "It's useless to say anything."
Lan Xin suddenly said discontentedly, "That's ... outrageous! I'm afraid it's okay for him to hide in Qingfengbao and let these people die here in vain! "
Fan Yinjiang was shocked and looked at her: "Hey, what's wrong with you today? Why do you speak for Yin Jianping again? "
Lan Xin couldn't help being embarrassed: "I ... I'm not speaking for him. I ... I speak for the big shots. I can't watch you go your own way and let everyone accompany you to Fan Jiabai's death! "
Fan Yinjiang sneered, "Hum, isn't it? Don't you think this is some kind of emotion in your heart? "
Lan Xin was ashamed and annoyed: "You ... you are talking nonsense!"
Fan Yinjiang couldn't help being angry: "That's enough! You go back on your word, always inconsistent, and you have to fight back. Who is talking nonsense? "
Lan Xin: "You ... Fan Yinjiang, I tell you, I've had enough, and I will never die with a fool like you. If I don't look good, I will run! "
Fan Yinjiang: "You ..."
Lan Xin: "I'll show you now!" " "He said, and turned to run.
Fan Yinjiang was stupefied: "Hey, Lan Xin, Lan Xin, listen to me ..." He hurried back.
Hongze Lake Day
(Yin, Gan)
Yin Jianping rowed the boat ashore, got down, picked up the rope, dragged it into the reeds and hid it. He turned and walked ashore, and then he couldn't help but stop.
Nineteen sisters are sitting on the opposite grassy slope, smiling at him.
Yin Jianping was taken aback.
Gan Mei: "Brother Yin is in a good mood. He put the boat on the lake early in the morning. I really envy you! " "
Yin Jianping covered up her inner fear and smiled wryly: "Yes, I can't help but envy myself for keeping the girl so concerned day and night!"
Gan Mei smiled and said slowly, "According to Jianping, we don't have to beat around the bush, do we?"
Yin Jianping secretly surprised.
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