Begging for hilarious jokes!

1. In the past, the examination teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine." 2. In junior high school, the teacher asked someone to translate "Who is this person"? A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless. Yesterday, someone said to introduce me to a girlfriend. I wanted to ask "Is it nice", but it turned out to be "cheap"? I hate myself. I wanted to drink soda that day, and I wanted to say a bottle of soda to the boss of the cold drink stand. Unexpectedly, when I saw the beer in front of me, I was anxious and said, "The boss has a bottle of fart water every time he comes." I remember going to KFC with my friends once. While waiting in line, I muttered, a chicken leg hamburger and a pair of chicken wings. It's my turn I wanted to say "miss, a chicken leg hamburger", but the result was "calf, a hamburger". The audience laughed. 6. My friend told me that KFC has a new "flesh and blood connection" and asked me to invite her to dinner. It was those hot days that I went to the restaurant in a daze. I smiled at Miss KFC and said, "Please give me two bloody ones/thank you!" Be ashamed of yourself. 7. When boarding the plane for the first time, the stewardess greeted me at the door of the cabin. When she saw me coming in with a ticket, she asked, "Which seat are you sitting in?" I replied, "I'm a Libra, and you?" The stewardess replied, "I'm Scorpio. I asked which seat you were in. " 8. When I was a child, TV series Chasing and Rogue Tycoon were shown. An old lady in the yard said, "Chasing Rogues is on tonight."