What jokes can make people laugh?

2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

5: others are equipped with experience, and I also want to install experience.

6: I am a fat man, not a clown.

7: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!

8: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

9: Snails run wildly.

10: I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

1 1: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13: The accountant said, "Come and get paid later. I have no change here. "

14: Can you see my powder?

15: Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

17: Please serve Yangzhou fried rice, with more chopped green onion, less salt and more eggs. Pack it and take it away.

18: once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

19: it is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain.

Failure is not terrible, the key is success or not.

2 1: The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

24: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds.

25: The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.

26: White Horse … Where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

27: Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

30: Your mother is your father's cousin? (It implies that this person's parents are married by close relatives, and the children married by close relatives are generally 2 .............................).

3 1: Today's college students are so incompetent! Come here to copy the film, cut it!

32: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

My life has two sides: A and B, and yours has two sides: S and B. ..

38: I am not afraid of thieves with tools, but I am afraid that thieves know technology!