What are some funny jokes and short sentences?

What funny couplets are there? The joke sentences in the popular WeChat circle of friends are all like that, and now they are a little sensitive and suspicious, although no matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others. It feels a little dull, but it makes people want to laugh. Let's give you more details about some funny jokes and similar short sentences.

Appreciation of funny couplets;

1. overthrow, no matter how bitter and tired, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

2. Tanabata without singles.

3. Miscellaneous, making others feel confused.

If you are excellent, you can't be on call.

I didn't expect to bump into a tree quietly.

6. Even if you can sleep peacefully, you will be happy again.

7. Pulling hair is sexy, and wearing a skirt is also sexy. There is only one way for everyone to be sexy and charming, and that is washing dishes.

8. You hanged yourself, I took the rope, you committed suicide by jumping off a building, and I shouted oil, oil!

9. My dream is global: money grows on trees, the house cleans automatically, and the temperature is always happy. If you want to lose weight, you should eat ice cream.

10. Long hair is as gentle as water, not as cool as my short hair, so it is unnecessary.

1 1. Hua, that's actually blind.

12. If you dare to betray me, I will kill you with my long hair.

13 of the indoor space. Was turned upside down.

14. mine, I'm not yours.

15. I must be smarter, gentler and stronger than you!

These are all funny short sentences collected by Bian Xiao. Have you learned? I hope I can help you.