About the funny weather, talk about the humor in the circle of friends.

1, there was no cloud at noon, the sun was blazing overhead, there was no wind, and all the trees were listless.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

3, it's the season of revealing meat again, sexy photos from the little princess.

4, you are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

5. Special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he has to go home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

8, who will not take part in accidental amusement, who will not pretend to be pure and B, you bully me.

9. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

10, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

1 1, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy!

12, spray is indispensable in hot weather, especially when it is taken out of the freezer. That's so cool. My husband has been spraying his hands and feet with it.

13, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

14, it's too hot to stop!

15, I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

16, the sky is dry and the things are dry. Be careful with fire and candle, be agitated and stay away from strangers.

17, Tie Guai Li: What medicine do I sell in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

18, braise in soy sauce on the bed, teppanyaki on the mat, steam after getting out of bed, go out for barbecue, cook in the pool, pan-fry on the way back, and go home!

19, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

20. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

2 1. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves hung with dust and rolled on the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

22. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

23. At noon in midsummer, the scorching sun bakes everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.

24, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

26, the idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm, suddenly melting; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a clear heart.

27. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

28. The first summer was peaceful and the grass didn't rest.

29. When it is hot, use cool colors to cool down the summer.

30. It's too hot today. I changed my clothes and put on two makeup, all because it's too hot.

3 1, the sun is roasting the earth, and cicadas are not far away.

32. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

It's very hot, which is really interesting.

1, my every pore is crying. 2, this heat can't stop!

Mahjong was burned as soon as it was played.

I need air conditioning in every cell.

5. We will die of heat in summer!

6. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

7, often walking in the street, how can you not get wet.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

9. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

10, Houyi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! !

1 1, mosquitoes don't bite, they only use cold water pipes.

12, bought a Haagen-Dazs ice cream.

13, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.

14, all those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

15, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

16, this summer mat feels like an electric blanket.

17. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.

18, lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

19. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

20. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.

2 1, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

22, the heat is unbearable, I am abnormally hot, and my heart is also annoyed.

23. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

24. The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

25. Recently, the IpAD has to be coated with cucumber every day to be recharged.

26. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.

28. I want to take a bath at the headmaster's house in such a hot water shortage.

29, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

30. What I bought was obviously air conditioning, but what Nima blew was heating.

3 1, going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

32. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

If it becomes so hot, it won't be broken. The wings have melted!

34. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori has become a mature woman.

35. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

37. I finally know why our ancestors only wore one leaf.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

If I had to choose a way to die now, I would freeze to death.

40. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory.

4 1, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

42. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, get married.

43, Lu Yu a coin, thought for a long time did not pick it up, because I was afraid of burns.

44, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

45. All the beggars who were kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be ill disappeared.

46. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

47, the weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.

48, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy!

49, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! Hope to adopt.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

5 1, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and it has entered a comprehensive shutdown!

52. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

53. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

54. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

56. The weather is unbearably hot, and the cactus's shadow is Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

57. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

59. Your Majesty, male and female servants have a request. You must promise to put them in limbo.

60. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, but I found it without picking it up. It hurts when I look at it.

6 1, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street. .

62. I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.

63. An international student said: Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa.

If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry that I will disappear. I was so hot in Guangzhou.

65. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

66. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. That's very kind of you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

67. Special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

68. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden heavy rain is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

69. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

70. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

7 1, in July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

72. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

73. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

When I saw the mosquito fly out of the air-conditioned room with my own eyes, it fell to the ground smoking like a gray machine that was hit and crashed.

75, which is cool and which is not swearing, this is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

76. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

77. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, the chicken climbed out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

78. This summer, the weather was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

79, lying in bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!

80. Every child who went to school in Chongqing was an angel with broken wings in his last life. He had a sauna in summer, a refrigerator in winter, a flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

8 1, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

Laughing at funny weather, chatting with WeChat friends circle to express funny sentences about hot weather.

1. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

2. All the people who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

I woke up in the middle of the night and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

In this weather, all the people who can date you out are friends of life and death!

6. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

7. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

8. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

9. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

10. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

1 1. You can wear it after washing clothes.

12. It's a little muggy, and the outdoor temperature keeps rising. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a midsummer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

13. I almost died in the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

14. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

15. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Loli has become a "mature woman".

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

18. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

19. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

20. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2 1. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water!

22. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!

24. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

25. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

26. It is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".

Funny talk about hot summer, funny jokes about hot weather.

1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

I didn't realize until today that staying in a cool place is not swearing. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

7. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

8. Going out to eat at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another is so hot that I just want to go back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10. The high temperature in summer made me fully realize the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

1 1. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

12. I usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, famous cars and beautiful photos in the circle of friends. Anyway, there are all kinds of drying methods. I just want to say silently that you can bask in the sun!

13. It's not naivety that beats you, but naivety.

14. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

15. I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

16. I am curious about those friends who go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

17. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

18. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

19. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

20. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

2 1. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

22. All the people who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes, and they often walk in the street. How can they not get wet?

23. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

24. Lying in bed, braising in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

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