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Folk nursery rhyme proverbs

00 1, rub your stomach, open a small shop and sell oil and vinegar.

002, the yellow-haired girl went to the market, bought a radish as a pear and ate a spicy voice. Who told you to pick the big one!

003, Lao Zhang's best one, Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law can shoot, gun to gun, stick to stick, no less than 16.

004, a little boy, sitting in front of his house, crying for a wife. Why do you want a wife? Turn on the light to talk, turn off the light for company, and get up tomorrow morning to braid your hair.

005, Xiao Doubao, grade one, a dozen high jumps. Small landlords in grade two dance by the dozen. Grade three students play with broadswords, and grade four students load bullets. As soon as the fifth grader shot, the sixth grader left

006, Xiao Doubao, grade one, a dozen high jumps. The first year of grade two is glaring at each other. The third-grade students are full and the fourth-grade students are starving. The fifth grade is angry, and the sixth grade is out.

007, a little dog, sitting at the gate with black eyes, wants to eat meat and bones.

008. When the goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horn, and the buffalo enters the water, and the water is no waist of the buffalo.

009, Niu Niu rides a cow, Niu Niu twists, Niu Niu twists, mother drives a horse, the horse is slow, and mother scolds the horse.

0 10, it's raining and bubbling. The old man is wearing a straw hat.

0 1 1. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is a monk telling a story. What story did he tell? Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. ...

0 12, the little mouse went up to the lampstand to steal oil to eat, but couldn't get down. Meow, meow, here comes the cat. Get down here.

0 13, eating soda and drinking bread, got into the bag with the train, got off the bag and went north. I saw a man bite a dog, picked up the dog and cut bricks, but was bitten by bricks.

0 14, bugs, bugs, flies, shit a lot, big bugs run home, little bugs chase after them.

0 15 I had a dream that you were jumping into a river. I took a fork, and your lid is hard.

0 16, reported to the commander that he had no trousers to wear, but wore a pair of underpants, revealing his navel.

0 17. Make a flower basket. There are children in the basket. The children's names are flower baskets.

0 18, buffalo, buffalo, come out first, then come out. Your parents bought you roast mutton. If you don't eat, the old cat will take it away for you. Oh!

0 19, shaved head with three rays, no lice and no sores.

020, Wolf Wolf, shit hit the wall, the wall fell down, and the wolf ran away with *.

02 1, stinky tofu stinks, soy bean curd stinks, whoever buys stinky tofu will give more soup.

022, such a beautiful day, snow-like flowers, such a good child, no feet.

023, rush to the head, rush to the head, don't worry about rain, people play umbrellas, he plays big head.

024, Ben's head is in the nest. He chooses a big bowl to eat. He didn't want to give him a small bowl, and he was embarrassed to give him a big bowl.

Blind, blind, go to the river to feed the tortoise.

On February 2, 2026, the dragon looked up and gold and silver splashed.

027, February 2, picked up the baby, couldn't pick it up, tears.

028, 12345, going up the mountain to kill the tiger, the tiger is not at home, he is the one who let go.

029, 12345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers. The tiger missed, only hit the back of the head. The tiger didn't see it He only hits the big bad guys.

030, 12345, tigers are hunted on the mountain. When tigers are not at home, only big watermelons are hunted. Watermelon has no seeds, only shoots small Japan and small Japan, drinks cold water and is covered with small ants.

03 1, big saw, big saw, grandma's house, singing opera. Pick up your daughter, ask your son-in-law, and Xiaowai's grandson will also go.

032, sit in a row and eat fruit, one for you, one for me and one for my sister when she sleeps.

033, learn from others (xiáo), full of hair, follow people and become a dog.

034, Samsung is in the south, and every family pays New Year's greetings; The younger generation kowtows and the older generation pays. If you want money, turn around and leave.

035. Melon sacrifices to the stove, and the New Year is coming; Girls want flowers, boys want guns; The old man wants a new felt hat.

036, teasing ... teasing ... teasing, potatoes dipped in sugar.

037, minibus dog, go to Nanshan, eat golden beans and pull gold bricks.

038, you turn on the light, I smoke, you explode my whip, or it's Chinese New Year.

039. The little white rabbit is white, and its ears are upright. It likes carrots and vegetables. Jumping is so cute.

040, buy Bala, sell Bala, don't buy Bala, Bala is broken.

04 1, the barber is highly skilled. He cut down one by one without scissors or a knife, with a big bag on his head. When he gets to the hospital, he will have an operation and go home to make big bread.

042, pull the hook, hang yourself, don't want it for a hundred years, who wants it, fall into the shit pit.

043. It's a beautiful day, and there are snowflakes everywhere. The teacher has to wait a few days for tuition.

044. The three-year-old doll wears red shoes and goes to school crooked. The teacher taught him to sleep and ran home with his schoolbag on his back. Can't run, can't get up, come to school, learn culture and draw. The library that can't be managed is on fire, the locomotive is on fire, and the head is big.

045, once upon a time there was a *, earth-shattering, through the barbed wire, came to Italy. The king of Italy is watching a play. He smelled the smell and was very dissatisfied. The whole city has imposed martial law to arrest this *.

046, have *, suppress bad heart, don't * stare blankly crowded, exercise. Whoever fights loudly is the principal, whoever fights badly is the professor, and whoever is silent is smelly and backward in thought.

047, * is the breath of life, which can not let go of the truth, let go of the relaxed and happy, smell the depressed.

048. It was dark in the middle of the night, and there was a Liaoshen war in your house. At your mother's command, your father took the lead, and your grandfather went forward and fell into the pit.

049, smooth gourd egg, grinding wire, grinding to Beijing 10: 30.

050, smelly and smelly, one nose and two mouths.

05 1, stir-fried peppers with green peppers, boiled yam with potatoes. Your father loves to eat, and your mother won't be angry. When your father stares, your mother leans on her hips, your father holds a pipe and your mother holds a spoon. Young couple, just fight. Fight.

052, small ball, kicking horse, flowering 2 1, 256,257,282931,356,357,3839411 ...

053, tricycle, running fast, with an old lady sitting on it, asking 50 cents for a piece, do you think it strange?

054, Tang Priest rode a horse with pedals, followed by a the Monkey King, the Monkey King's eyes were bright, followed by a pig, the pig's nose was long, followed by a sand monk, who knocked on the gong, followed by an old witch, the worst of which was to cheat Tang Priest and the pig. Tang Priest is very confused, and people can't judge whether they are demons. Thanks to the Monkey King's bright eyes, which shone with golden light, he turned and took out the gold.

055, the boss flies the plane and the second throws the bomb. Fortunately, the third one ran fast and the fourth one blew up. The fifth and the sixth came to see that the old man in seven old picked up garbage and the old man in Laojiu drank porridge.

056, plait Liu, Wowotou, medium-cooked, boiled cabbage, spit like sesame oil without putting oil, and dad gave him two bricks.

057, somebody hit me, hit the sickle. Fire sickle knife flowers, selling melons. Melon is bitter and tofu is for sale. The tofu is rotten and the eggs are scattered. Knock on the balls, and there is a brother sitting inside. My brother came out to buy food, and an old woman sat inside. Grandma came out to burn incense and there was a girl sitting inside. The girl came out to light a lamp and burned her nose and eyes.

058, little bald man, went to the temple, took the bald man once, picked up the bald man's penny, bought the bald man's cake, attracted the bald man's companion, the bald man ate it, the bald man looked at it, the bald man complained to the bald man's government, the bald man's bench, and the single bald man's egg.

059, a little man, not too big, dressed in a blue cloth, riding a little red horse, holding a matchstick and stabbing your little nose.

060, small bench, don't be crooked, let my grandmother sit, I hit her on the back, and her grandmother praised me as a good baby.