Funny sentences to introduce yourself

Self-introduction is an important means of showing yourself. When meeting for the first time, if you can introduce yourself in a very good paragraph, pay attention to the skills of self-introduction. Below I have compiled some funny sentences to introduce myself. Welcome to refer to!

1. I am highly motivated at work, have rich interpersonal skills, and can get along well with friends around me.

2. When I look in the mirror, I am often fascinated by my appearance.

3. If you refuse severe smelting, the ore will not be more valuable than before it was discovered.

4. My handsomeness alarmed the Party Central Committee. Even Mao Zedong praised me for being so handsome.

5. In terms of learning, if I am diligent and eager to learn, I will always be the master of my own learning.

6. The exclamation point is the blood dropped by the brave on the way to climb, and the tears shed by the coward when he is disappointed.

7. How can I be so handsome? I am so handsome that I dare not go out. I am afraid that when I go out, all men and boys will fall out of love.

8. My wife said that I am ugly, but I don’t think so, because after she got together with me, she said why Zhang Dongjian is so ugly.

9. If you lack the courage to break out of the ground and fight against the wind and snow, then the future of the seeds will not be any better than that of fallen leaves.

10. Spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

11. It is easiest to leave footprints on the soft beach. Tantalum is also the most easily erased by tides.

12. One day, I looked in the mirror and realized that I actually fell in love with myself! He's so handsome and miserable!

13. If a butterfly wants to have the joy of flying in a hundred gardens, it must first endure the pain of breaking up with its pupa.

14. Pan An and Song Yu were ashamed when they saw me! Destroy your appearance! Both committed suicide! I'm so handsome!

15. Waterfall - In order to rush to the rivers, lakes and seas, even if you face an abyss of hundreds of feet, you still roar forward and never shrink back.

16. With hard work and upward development, the curved bamboo whip turned into a straight bamboo.

17. They all said I was so handsome! But I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

18. Keep corals away from the erosion of rough waves? Then it is nothing more than ruining their beauty.

19. A telescope can see distant targets, but it cannot take half a step for you.

20. Without wind and waves, there would be no brave trendsetters; without thorns, there would be no unyielding pioneers.

21. Whenever I think that I am more handsome than anyone before or after, I can’t help but shed tears.

22. No matter how good the seeds are, if they are not sown, they will not bear fruit.

23. The footprints in the desert disappeared quickly. The songs of endeavor have been stirring in the hearts of trekkers for a long time.

24. No matter how beautiful the dream of a wise man is, it is not as good as the practical footsteps of a fool.

25. No pearl’s sparkle is applied by others.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure and dare to struggle and stand out.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you have never taken risks.

28. Hope, only if it is accompanied by diligence, can it be even more powerful.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, cynicism, and all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don’t step on the muddy path, you won’t be able to step onto the road covered with flowers.

31. As long as you don’t give up your efforts and pursuit, the grass also has the value of embellishment of spring.

32. Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have the urge to kneel down and worship immediately.

33. According to the "Handsome Guilty Act", I have been sentenced to 65,535 years in prison (China has abolished the death penalty).

34. The tenacious seeds never sing curse songs to the barren soil.

35. In the vast desert, only the progress of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and strive to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spots of fireflies are weak, they challenge the darkness when they are lit.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that nourishes the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivators believe in their own sweat the most, and every drop of it breeds a seed of hope.

40. Don’t laugh at the iron tree. In order to bloom once, it makes a longer effort than other tree species.

41. Temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insights through unyielding struggle.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, one is the person who thinks I am handsome, and the other is the person who has never seen me...

43. If you want to be If you work hard, you can never bypass the thorns blocking your way or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world combined are not worth a noble action.

45. Don’t let the boat of pursuit be anchored in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail towards the sea of ??real life.

46. If you do not stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose the meaning of its existence.

47. If hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will surely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind praises me, even the bright moon prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me. I am a super, super handsome guy in the world.

49. A beautiful blueprint is just a page of waste paper in the hands of a lazy man.

50. When the struggling feet crush their own hotbed, they then open up a path of creation.