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My "first time" with her
Chatting with her for the first time (chatting with her for the first time is so touching ... why is she so kind, but she is afraid of being hurt, so she keeps it in her heart)
Playing games with her for the first time (I feel very cute, have a good attitude, and I am afraid that everyone will be unhappy if I lose, and I know people very well ...)
I talked to her on the phone for the first time (talking about her daily problems at work, role-playing, how to learn English, how to cook and eat, and then talking about everything. It feels like I've known each other for a long time, and I don't want to hang up for a minute every morning and evening ...)
Moved by her for the first time (20 18-0 1-23)
First time? Meeting (actually, I was nervous when I first met her, because I was worried that she would be disappointed when she saw herself, but she always pretended to be calm, she was a big Alcoa ...)
I picked her up from work for the first time (that was our first date), and then we went to the movies, which was very late. In fact, we were late for the second movie.
First time? Watch a movie together (the king of the circus, a good movie, a good ending)
First time? My heart ached for her (because every time I was separated from her, it was hard, and I never got better ..)
First time? Dating (it was also the second time to see a movie. We had dinner together that day and were late for the movie)
First time? Go to the park (Huangxing Park, in fact, we never got off the bus and talked a lot ...)
I met her sister for the first time (she was a twin, so I was a little nervous before seeing her, especially after seeing her, it really seemed).
First time? Eat (hahaha, the first time we ate was actually "braised chicken rice" because she liked that store very much)
First time? She fed me? It's the Japanese restaurant downstairs. She seldom eats Japanese food, but she is very happy to eat with her. This restaurant is also one of her favorite restaurants, and there are many shops she likes in the back. Ha ha ha, she really likes eating ...? My pig)
First time? Hold her hand (in fact, she refused, I know this is not good, because there is a "process")
First time? She touched my cheek? (a "sweet" word? )
First time? Take a walk? Can you imagine Shanghai in February after 9 pm? What's it like to walk on the road with little wind? Although my body is cold, my heart is warm. )
First time? Make her angry? (Team dinner, promise her to drink less and go home at 8: 30 to chat with her. As a result, I drank too much wine, but I was really sober. I didn't get home at 8: 30, which was uncomfortable ...)
First time? Cry for her (then, I came home full of regret, and every once in a while I saw the message she sent me, and I felt guilty. I tried to drive to find her, but Brother Pan called me back. Later, Qi Ge saw that I was very uncomfortable, so he offered to send me, which was warmed by Qi Ge. Later, I went home honestly, reflected on things, and waited for her downstairs the next day ...)
First time? Pick her up for work (wow, super happy ...? I chatted downstairs for a long time when I sent it, and she also fed me bread, which was very warm. The song "Warm" will be played a hundred times in the future)
First time? Pick her up from work (the first time I picked her up from work, I remember waiting for an hour or so because she was role-playing? (Speech practice), but I was also very happy, because I was learning English for that hour. Fortunately, I learned it, because she asked questions later and basically answered them. Then I happily ate a delicious fish with Chinese sauerkraut, which was really delicious, but I can't remember the address ...)
First time? Kiss her (I don't know what happened at that time, and I made her angry for the second time ... sry)
Shopping for the first time (it can be said that shopping for the first time is four people together, her sister &; Her sister's boyfriend, she went shopping with her sister, and I talked with her sister's boyfriend for a century. I really mean the kind with a smoky voice, because that's the fish with Chinese sauerkraut I ate in front.
I sent her shoes for the first time (three or four apps were used, and official website, Tmall flagship store and JD.COM bought them globally. I go to official website to look for shoes every day, so I don't want to talk about shoes, just beautiful shoes. She is still a little angry because she gave her shoes. She doesn't want me to buy her shoes.
First time wearing lovers' shoes? (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...)
The first time I sent her flowers (champagne roses), she was very happy after receiving them, and I was even happier. I was always worried that she would be unhappy after receiving it before sending it.
First time? Shopping in the supermarket? (I'm going to buy the material of jiaozi. Hahahaha ... dog food is still behind)
First time? Bao jiaozi? Can I say that I washed the dumpling stuffing? Ha ha ha, but then we finished the "big project". Jiaozi was eaten by two people who were happy to watch Tucao Conference? Yuqi Zhang problem, I don't know why she wants to see Yuqi Zhang problem ...)
Happiness will not be interrupted. Happiness needs to be won by yourself? (to my favorite Jane)
Update time: 2018-02-1311:16.
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