What are some funny jokes about God's reversal?

1, "Daughter, I saw you send a new Weibo this morning complaining that there is no money in the card, and it has been transferred to you."

"Thanks, Mom, but why hasn't the money arrived yet?"

"What to account? I mean, it has been forwarded to Weibo. "

I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day." Why don't we go out for dinner today? "

Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.

Chatting with an old Chinese doctor, he said to me, "In your line of work, drive less, walk more, drink less, drink more boiled water, try not to use air conditioning at home, exercise more, and don't eat out all the time."

I nodded, and the old Chinese doctor went on to say, "After all, you earn too little money."

4, good is rewarded with good, evil with evil, not without reporting.

There is something wrong with your invoice.

I heard that when I am in a bad mood, I will go to the community to chat with my aunt, and I will know who is worse than you in ten minutes. I told my aunt about my pain, and she patted me on the shoulder: "What are you? Xiao Wang in Building 7 is much worse than you. " I cried after listening to it, because I am Xiao Wang in Building 7.

6. A friend sent QQ: "Dude, my wife is pregnant and borrowed money to have an abortion." I immediately called him: "Your QQ was stolen, and you asked me to borrow money." I was addicted to the phone for a long time: "Actually, that's my book …" I hung up before he finished, which was terrible. My mobile phone was stolen.

7. "Son, do you want to order takeout?" "good!"

So dad took his son to the police station and changed his name.

8. Brothers, as the saying goes, you depend on your parents at home, and you depend on your parents to make money when you go out!