A cold joke that is a bit difficult to understand.

A cold joke that is a bit difficult to understand.

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I will sort out some cold jokes for you, hoping to bring you a little joy.

A cold joke that is a bit difficult to understand.

1、? Look at that marshmallow, disciple. Although the shapes are different, they belong to the same origin, rotating and destroying each other. What did you learn from it?

? Master, my disciple is enlightened. ?

? Ok, so is the teacher. Go and buy two for the teacher. ?

2. Yuan Shu was born in a prominent family. When he was young, he was energetic and aggressive. He was praised for his filial piety and later went to Luoyang to be an official.

On the way to promotion, I passed a post station, and an official-looking man stopped him for money.

Shu Yuan don't understand, say how others don't have to? Without saying anything, the man pointed to the sign behind him: highway toll station.

3、? Son, you should cheer up. Why do you feel inferior and autistic? Actually, everyone likes you very much. ? Mother bear comforted Xiong Haizi patiently and gently.

The teacher walked into the classroom and looked around, but said nothing. He paced up and down with his hands behind his back.

There seem to be more people in the classroom today than usual. As time went on, the crowd began to stir.

He knocked on the podium with a ruler and muttered: Why hasn't this guy come yet?

I bought a book called Unbelievable Coincidence today, and when I got home, I found that I already had one. How strange!

6. Someone killed a chicken, cooked a lot of radishes and invited more than 20 guests to dinner.

Chicken? Ghosts linger? Run to the devil and report him. My master should not use me to feed so many people! ?

The terrifying man didn't believe it, and the chicken said that it was proved by radish. ?

The prince sent radish, and the radish said, chicken, you are talking nonsense: I didn't even see your shadow at the party that day! ?

7. She is very satisfied with him. Let's go. Okay. He stood up to pay the bill, but his leg was limping.

No wonder he is talented and successful, but he is still single.

While he was paying the bill, she quickly left quietly.

Another year, she met him again. He walked quickly by the hand of the child.

Your leg? She was a little surprised. Legs? What happened to my leg? He was even more surprised.

Later, she learned that he was lame because his leg seat was numb that day.

8. He spent his whole life filming in obscurity, playing' Always His Enemy', with low appearance rate and no fame.

But his happiest thing every day is to see him surrounded by fans in the company, asking for autographs and photos. He always stood and waited quietly with a smile until he got rid of his fans and walked up to him and said, Let's go, the director will scold you if you are late.

It is said that one of them is called Altman and the other is called Little Monster.

9、? There will be a meeting tonight, so don't wait for me. ?

? Oh, I see. ? Hang up the phone, she looked at a table carefully prepared dishes in a daze.

I was always so busy that I even forgot my birthday.

The doorbell rang, and I opened it. It was the security guard. He said anxiously, someone saw a thief on your balcony. ?

? Huh? She was surprised to see the security guards filed in and soon heard a familiar voice from the balcony. Who is the thief? I am the boss! Hey, what's up? Don't break my cake.

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