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What jokes did Yan Song make when he ate puffer fish in Ming Dynasty?

At the age of eighty, he married a beautiful girl from a fisherman in the south of the Yangtze River as his concubine. At the wedding reception, his subordinates buttered him up and planned a puffer fish feast. Just in case, his young fisherman's father-in-law promised to bring local puffer fish to Beijing for dinner. On the wedding day, dignitaries were present to congratulate and dignitaries gathered. When the delicious stewed puffer fish was served on the table, the drooling guests scrambled to eat, and the plates of puffer fish were swallowed in the blink of an eye. Just when everyone was enjoying themselves, a guest suddenly fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, convulsing all over and unconscious. "Someone is poisoned!" The wedding reception was an uproar and a mess. The minions rushed to the kitchen to catch the cook and the young father-in-law, but they were all gone. In a panic, Yan Song flew into a rage and asked Yu Ji, "How to detoxify?" The princess replied, "Only yellow soup." So Yan Song immediately ordered to go to the toilet to transport excrement, and all the guests stayed to detoxify. Everyone is holding bowls and necks, drinking manure with their eyes closed, and eating puffer fish and other foods that grab food. The wedding banquet immediately stinks and is a mess. At this time, the father-in-law cook who went out to watch the fun came back, and the people who fell to the ground woke up and told the truth. However, when I came back, I found that the puffer fish had been swept away, and I suddenly became angry and had a relapse. . . This story is a joke and can't be trusted. I guess it was made up by some master who hates traitors. However, the delicious puffer fish mixed with dirty feces and traitor's night ruined the reputation of such a delicious food.