Abin tells jokes.

Ma Huilin, Class 3, Grade 3

I came to Dongdong's grave, packed my things and lit paper money silently. Dongdong, I came to see you. Think about the past, I'm really sorry, I was always so overbearing, and eating and playing was always the first. Dongdong, I regret fighting with you and robbing you! Today, all eat and no play! Look, here are your favorite chocolates and butterscotch, as well as robot cat and sister Bobby. ...

Dongdong, do you remember? That spring, in the warm sunshine, we sat on the grass and said happily, "We will be together forever." But, Dongdong, it's only been a year since you said this. How did you go to that faraway place and never come back? How could you leave me and your good friend cruelly? Have you forgotten our wish? Dongdong, I bought Barbie's sister for you specially today. Let her represent me and be with you forever.

Ah, it's a whirlwind. Paper scraps are spinning in the air, floating and floating. Dongdong, are you there? Did you hear me? Are you here to see me? You must stay a little longer. ...

Old people say that people have souls. When people die, they become ghosts and appear at night. It's terrible. But I really hope so. At least your soul can come to me at night, right? We can be together again. Although I am timid, I won't be afraid, really not.

Oh, by the way, did you come to see me the night before yesterday? I saw you. I'm glad that we are together again. You told me that you missed me, too, but it's a pity that we didn't realize our wish. We all cried. But after a while, you gradually disappeared. I was in a hurry, crying and shouting, "Dongdong, don't go …" The crying woke my mother, who said I was dreaming. Is this a dream? This is not a dream. You came to see me, didn't you? I am sure it is.

How time flies! It's spring again, and everything is new. Dongdong, what about you? Buddhism says that people will be reincarnated after death. Where have you been? Tell me, I will come to you, even if I go through all kinds of hardships.

I want to be with you forever.

Second, girls who love to laugh

Ceng Ting, Class 3, Grade 1.

Me, a girl who loves to laugh.

As the saying goes, "Smile and you will be ten years old." How can I not laugh!

In the first music class after junior high school, the teacher asked us to introduce ourselves first and then sing a song. When it was the monitor's turn, he kept laughing as soon as he got up. When I sang "Do you know Comaco", my God! The voice, the tune-I laughed. Suddenly, everyone laughed. The monitor on the stage seems to be teasing us on purpose. She covered her face with her hand and made a few shy moves, which made us laugh even more. The teacher told us not to laugh, but where can we stop? The teacher's face became serious and the laughter in the class gradually stopped. Finally, the teacher's stern eyes fell on me-because I kept laughing.

Last English class. The English teacher teaches us to read words. I'm afraid I can't remember them. I wrote the Chinese character "three medicines" under the word "thank you". I felt ridiculous after writing it, and I laughed myself. The students kept saying this word, and I always wanted to laugh. Finally, I bit my clothes with my teeth to stop myself from laughing. After class, the teacher asked me, "What are you laughing at in class?" I dare not say. I was criticized by the teacher. Out of the office, I can't tell why, and I smiled again.

Last summer vacation, I went to my sister's house to play. My sister and classmate Yang Hong are also playing at my sister's house. After a while, the phone rang, and my brother and I went to answer it. On the phone, it was a boy's voice, looking for sister Yang. The younger brother asked wittily, "Who are you?" Answer on the phone: "friend." My brother put his mouth to my ear and said, "boyfriend!" " "My brother and I both laughed. Yang Hongjie was confused by our laughter. Looking at Yang Hongjie's appearance, my brother laughed even harder, and I rolled on the bed with laughter. Seeing that we laughed so exaggeratedly, my sister took two apples and stuffed them into our mouths-she asked us why we laughed so long. Our answer is still a string of happy laughter.

Am I right? Me, a girl who loves to laugh.

Third, catch eels.

Jiang Peng, Class 3, Grade 1.

On Sunday, I was thinking about how to play today. "Brother Peng, you go and catch the eel." Someone is calling me. Oh, exactly the same. What he said is exactly what I want. It rains every day these days, and there is water in the rice fields, so the straw can't be harvested. There must be many eel fry in the field. Bring some back for dad to get. This is just a good way to satisfy your appetite. So I promised loudly: "Come, come, wait a minute."

We came to the venue with bags in our hands, full of energy. I put on my sleeves and trousers and began to turn the grass in the field. Open a grass, a little loach; Open the second one, no, I turned a lot of grass in succession, only a few little loaches. Turn your head and look straight. The loach in your pocket is "fat". I am envious and jealous, and I want to rob him. I made up my mind to catch some fat loach and big eel for him to see. Finally, I caught a fat loach and was very happy. With one, there are two, and my "future" is bright!

I put the fat loach in my pocket and turned over with confidence. There is no grass, there is still no grass, but I still keep turning. When I opened another grass, I was extremely happy and miserable: a big eel with a pointed head and a long body was four or five times as fat. "Exactly, you're here, you're here, look, what a big eel!" I cried with excitement. Zheng Qi ran over and said, "Hey, Brother Peng, what luck! Such a big eel!" " "I said proudly," if we don't catch such a big eel, we won't catch it. "I was about to reach out and grab it when Zhengqi said," Be careful, eels will bite before and after the Mid-Autumn Festival. It's hard to bite such a big eel. " I said, "What are you afraid of? Just got bitten by an eel. I've never bitten it by an eel. Let it take a bite today and let me see how many teeth it has. " As he spoke, he extended his right hand to the eel. When he caught it, he watched the eel writhing and struggling in his hand. I was so proud that I put out my left thumb and waved it in front of its head, saying, "Bite me, bite me! "Seeing that it didn't move, I simply put my thumb on its mouth. Suddenly, the eel opened its mouth and bit my finger. " Oh, my God, it hurts! Zheng Qi, come and help me, hurry up! "I shouted in despair. Zhengqi first clamped the eel hard, then broke the eel's mouth with me, and it took a lot of effort to break it open. This is a painful experience for me, leaving two lines of deep teeth marks on my finger, which is unbearable. Zheng Qi jokingly said, "I didn't mean to let it bite. What's wrong with a bite? "Which one was screaming in pain just now? Oh, yes, look at how many teeth this eel has! " "Go, go!" I yelled at him. Really, watching people suffer so much and making fun of them.

Hey! Today is real. I tried to bite the eel, but it bit me first.

Fourth, catch eels.

Sheng Haitao, Class 3, Grade 1

On Sunday, I waited for my brother and children to catch eels at home. After a while, someone outside was shouting "Brother, brother." As soon as I heard it, I knew it was my brother Xiao Tong, and immediately walked out of the house with his pocket.

When we came to the edge of the field, we rolled up our sleeves and pants, and then took action. I raised the first grass, which is a good sign. There is an upside-down loach. I proudly shouted, "Little boy, come and watch your brother catch loach. Without some skill, we can't catch it! Look carefully and learn from your brother. " When Xiaotong came over, I proudly held my hand high and pressed it on the loach. The loach was pushed into the hard mud and couldn't get in, so I caught it. Although the loach was caught, I was forced to eat shit. My face and body are covered with mud.

Even so, my mouth was not soft and I said, "How's it going? Is your brother highly skilled? "

Xiao Tong said with a smile: "It's really high, it's really high, especially the sentence' dogs eat shit' just now. How about another one? "

"Foreign" didn't show up, but was ridiculed by him. I was really depressed.

After a while, he found an eel. Learn my accent and say, "Brother, come here. Listen, brother, you can't catch eels without technology! Come and see clearly and learn from your brother. " Seeing me approaching, he stretched out his right hand and easily caught the eel in his pocket. He also proudly said: "I would rather take it lightly than repeat the same mistakes!"

Suddenly, I blushed. Being a brother is worse than being a younger brother. It's embarrassing. I secretly made up my mind to show him what I can do today. So I turned the grass faster. After lifting a grass, I "wow": a super fat loach! It's time to show yourself. I called my brother to my side and said, "I have gentle hands, too." As he spoke, he held the loach carefully and muttered something, saying, "Loach Loach is going to fall asleep soon. I'll bake it for you." I picked up this loach.

I was so happy that I was about to put it in my pocket, but it slipped out of my hand and immediately got into another grass. I was very discouraged, but I immediately became happy and said, "Xiao Tong, look down and I'll give you an injection." Say that finish, he gently walked to the grass. When I gently uncovered the grass, wow, I saw not only the loach, but also a slender tail. Ha, and an eel!

I said excitedly, "Look, little boy, your brother is really a blessing in disguise." I looked back at Xiao Tong proudly as I spoke.

But he panicked and pointed to the grass and said, "No, it's not ..."

I turned my head strangely. Ah, it's not an eel, but a snake! I immediately got goose bumps, threw away my pocket and ran quickly to Tian Kan.

People were so scared that the loach and eel they caught were gone. It' s really "losing the wife and folding the soldiers". Not worth it!

My brother and I went home empty-handed.

Five, sweet orange forest

Liu Qian, Class 3, Grade 2.

That day, Fang Shuai and Xiangbo and I went to Wu Xiaogu to eat oranges. After school, several of us took up our schoolbags and rode bicycles for more than ten minutes to Wu Xiao's orange orchard. There are too many oranges in their house, which dazzles us. Looking at them, my mouth is watering.

When we were about to pick it, Wu Xiao said, "You can only pick small ones today, do you hear?" I think this Wu Xiao is really stingy. If he hasn't picked it yet, let someone else pick a small one. I won't! I looked at a big orange carefully and picked it at once. Fang Shuai saw it, she smiled, followed my example and picked a big one. We quickly peeled off the orange peel, took out the orange petals and threw them into our mouths. Immediately, the two of us cried in unison: "Oh, it's so sour, so sour!" " Wu Xiao laughed beside him: "Sour, you must have stolen a big orange!" " "We must admit this. Wu Xiao said, "I will choose a sweet one for you." She looked around and picked a very small orange. Peel it off and give me and Fang Shuai half. We ate, and we all shouted, "Oh, how sweet!" "At this time, we were completely convinced, so we asked Wu Xiao what kind of oranges were sweet. She said, "The oranges are not ripe yet. The skin is small and shiny, very sweet. " We told Xiang Bo the secret. So everyone knows what kind of oranges to choose.

We just picked a few, and the ghost Wu Xiao spoke smartly again: "We are not allowed to eat the picked oranges, and we will sing, dance, tell jokes and perform skits in the future. And a program has three oranges, no exception! " We have to do this.

The first program is Wu Xiao singing. She always sings out of tune, which makes us laugh. In the second program, Fang Shuai performed Xinjiang dance, and her neck was twisted. We look funny, learn to twist it ourselves, but it doesn't look like it.

It's my turn I think Wu Xiao is very clever and decided to play a trick on her. I said, "Wu Xiao, please answer me two simple questions." She said, "Good." I asked first, "Wu Xiao, have you eaten too many pigs?" Wu Xiao said: "Of course I don't eat as much as pigs!" " I asked again, "Do you have a fast dog?" Wu Xiao said, "How can I make the dog run fast?" When I saw Wu Xiao get into my condom, I immediately continued, "Just now, everyone listened clearly. Wu Xiao can't win a pig, but he can't run a dog. Then who is she? She is a pig or a dog! " Make everyone laugh. Wu Xiao stood up angrily and drove me away. I lost a lot of mistakes, so forget it.

We laughed and ate a lot of oranges, and our stomachs were full. When we went back, Wu Xiao also sent us a lot of oranges to take home to eat. We really appreciate it.

We went home. To tell the truth, for a long time, I still miss that sweet orange forest.

Six, I am angry.

Huang Tao, Class 4, Grade 3

When I was in the first grade, I was a famous mischievous craftsman and troublemaker.

It was a young female teacher who was in English class at that time. If I don't lean, I will make trouble in English class. The student on duty called "stand up", and I quietly moved the stool of the girl at the same table. As soon as she sat down, she fell on all fours.

The whole class laughed. The teacher asked me what was going on, and I pretended to be serious and said, "She accidentally knocked the stool open." The girl at the same table refused, saying that I moved. The teacher asked me to admit it, and I said, "I didn't move it." Why should I admit it? " Did you see me move it? "I was very angry. The teacher asked me to stand outside. Just stand. I don't care at all. I can watch the sky, trees and birds outside, which is much better than sitting in the classroom listening to annoying English. Standing outside, I later said, "Hey, two butterflies! "After a while, he shouted," Look, a flock of geese! "The students' attention was focused on me, and I screwed up an English class.

The girl at my deskmate is a dedicated student. Since the "bench incident", she has been closely monitoring my actions, so that the teacher knows all about my practical jokes and I am often criticized. I am determined to get back at her.

One day, I found three thumbtacks. I stood up and put them on her stool. As soon as she sat down, the performance began. The thumbtack stung her. She stood up, stretched out her hand and touched it, and then cried with a thumbtack to sue me. After a while, the head teacher called me. I said, "Who knows who put the thumbtack on her stool!" " The teacher pointed to my forehead and said, "You don't have to be smart on the right path. Don't be too clever to be misunderstood! "But I went in one ear and out the other.

I often don't do my homework, and I also ask the other three "brothers" not to do their homework. The teacher punished us to stay and do it. We were hungry and bitter, so we stopped doing it! At this time, we always run as soon as the bell rings. Once, the teacher came early and blocked all four of us. The teacher took us to the office. He walked in front and I played tricks behind. As soon as the teacher entered the room, the four of us ran back. Go to school the next day. We know that the teacher will not leave us alone and will ask who took the lead. The three of us discussed it and put everything on a clumsy "brother" and let "brother" take the blame.

In this way, a year passed by me. In the school year exam, almost all subjects turned red, and I tasted the bitter wine I brewed. Afraid of tasting bitter wine again, I transferred to another middle school. I have changed a lot, but I often find it difficult to learn, especially English. I have to recite the words one by one.

I regret the thought of naughty days.

Eight, that day, I shed tears three times.

Zhou, Class 1, Grade 1

I cried three times that day.

At noon, I go home for dinner by bike. My mother-in-law is drying millet in the dam. When she saw me, she said, "Just park the car outside." I know, she won't let my muddy wheels run over Xiaomi. I got off the bus on the spot, put the car away on the spot and went into the house.

I had just washed my hands when my grandfather came back. As soon as he entered the door, he said loudly, "Yingying (my nickname), why did you park your car on the road? If it weren't for a little gap beside me, I would have somersaulted today! Don't you know it's downhill? I wonder if it's bent. Don't you know that grandpa will ride through there soon? " As long as the eyebrows are pulled, the mouth is pulled and the nose is sour, tears will flow out. Grandpa saw it and said, "Yo, it makes me angry!" " Is grandpa wrong? Do one thing, you have to think first! "

When I came home from school in the afternoon, I was busy doing my homework. When writing a composition, open an article in the computer, blue watercolor pen, "for reference". At this moment, my grandfather came into the room. When he saw me writing while watching the computer, he said angrily, "I told you earlier, you can't copy other people's compositions!" Why not listen? " "Where someone copy the composition? Very annoying! " I threw the pen away angrily and tears came out again.

At half past eight in the evening, the homework was finally finished. I went into the kitchen with rice and rice, but I couldn't find anything to eat. I ran into the house and said to my mother-in-law who was watching TV, "Where's the food?" Mother-in-law said: "Food? Cucumber is there, can't you mix it yourself? " Tears of disappointment welled up in my eyes again. I don't know if grandpa hadn't come to help me mix cucumbers to comfort me, I would have cried for a long time.

My mother often calls me a cheapskate, and my grandfather says, "We are smart and lovely, but we are too stingy." They are all right, and I know that being stingy is wrong, but I always love being stingy. Well, I have to be more careful in the future.

Ten, blame

Xu Tao, Class Two, Grade Three.

After school at noon, I went to the dormitory to get a lunch box to cook. I was about to go out when I suddenly heard a sigh: "Oh, no, I dropped my wallet, which contained forty dollars and several pounds of meal tickets." It's the voice of our director. This shocked the whole dormitory and everyone was talking about it.

After dinner, I go shopping. As soon as I came back, I heard them say, "Maybe it's her ..." "No, it seems to me that it's her!" Ah! I'm so happy that the thief caught me. I walked into the dormitory in two steps and asked loudly, "Did the thief catch me?" who is it? Who is the thief? "They didn't answer me. I was about to ask, but the bell rang again.

Self-study at night, I have no mind to study by myself, but I have been thinking about that. So I wrote a note and handed it to the person in charge of the room: "Who is that man? Is it our dormitory? " She replied to the note simply: "Not only the people in our dormitory, but also the people in our dormitory!" "I was so surprised that I handed another note:" Then why don't you ask her to talk alone? " The person in charge of the room wrote back and said, "I want to give her a chance. As long as she pays back the money tonight, we'll pretend nothing happened. If she doesn't retire, she will feel better. "I think the director is right. I also think that sentence seems to have other flavors, but I can't tell what it is.

The next morning, I asked the person in charge of the room again, "Is she back?" She said "no" and returned to the dormitory at noon. I asked again. The person in charge of the room said, "You ask …" Her words suddenly stopped and she looked unhappy.

I was so surprised that I walked out of the dormitory angrily. Just took a few steps, I suddenly thought, I want to go back and ask, so I turned and walked back.

As soon as I got to the door, I heard a sentence: "I stole it myself, and I was still pretending to ask." Oh, my God, that's why they call me a thief! At that time, my heart seemed to be blown up by a bomb, and I was shouting, "Do you have any evidence? How can you doubt people at will? Why have you wronged me? I didn't steal it! Who are you, a thief stealing money? Why don't I admit that I took the blame? " I really want to climb to the top of the mountain and shout, "God, you have to prove it to me!" " "

1 1. Obesity bothers me.

Yang Liangen, Class 1, Grade 3

"Hey, Fatty" Every time someone calls me that, I get angry.

However, this "fat man" is worthy of the name to me. I am only 14 years old this year, but my weight has reached 69 kilograms, which is probably the highest in our grade. You know, I was a famous "skinny monkey" in my class when I was in the first and second grades of primary school. Compared with me at that time, I look completely different now. After several years, I look at you with new eyes. Last year, an aunt who came back from a business trip for several years saw me and asked in surprise, "Whose child is this, so fat?" Hearing this, everyone laughed and said, "Whose child is that? This is the root of your nephew! " "root?" My aunt looks suspicious.

Being fat didn't cause me less trouble. In the past, I walked as lightly as a swallow, but now, I have become a "tortoise walking". When I was running, I saw my classmates passing by me one by one, so I rushed forward with all my strength. Exhausted and sweaty, but still the last one. However, I lost my solid ball and became a big champion. Fortunately, I can find some psychological balance from here.

People say, "Fat people love to sleep." I agree. As long as I sleep, whether it's thunder or strong wind, I won't be woken up. Besides, I like to snore when I sleep: "Snoop … Snoop …" is endless. My classmates made fun of me and said, "Fat man, I'm afraid that when you were sleeping, thieves took you away and lost you, and you didn't even know it!" Ha ha ..... "In the face of my" little reactionaries ",there is nothing I can do. Because when I fall asleep, I really don't know anything. Sometimes after a long sleep, people look groggy and walk like hitting Tai Ji Chuan. Sometimes being late for class will bring a bad name to the class. I'm so sad!

Being fat has brought me a lot of troubles, which not only affects my daily life, but also brings great inconvenience to my study. I really want to lose weight.

I tried to go on a diet, but I couldn't stand hunger. It's too difficult!

Alas! Fat really bothers me!

Twelve, after copying.

Villi from Class 4, Grade 3.

In the second class, there is an exam in our class. I can't think of a problem, and the time is almost up. What should I do? "alas! Forget it, don't do it. " I sighed helplessly. At this time, the bell rang, and when the teacher told the last person to collect the paper, I turned to hand in the paper, but my eyes fell on the answer to that classmate's question. "What should I do? Copy or not? " I have a small drum in my heart. Finally, I couldn't resist the temptation and copied it as quickly as possible. I'm happy for the pie falling from the sky!

But in an instant, the joy disappeared. The students in front copied me when they saw me! I was so scared that my cold sweat broke out and my heart beat faster. I thought, "oh, no, I'm going to be the news person in my class." Isn't this shameful? " We must find a way to make up for it as soon as possible. So I went to the branch representative and admitted my mistake. I have a good relationship with the representative of Keke and said, "Plagiarism is wrong, but if you admit it, forgive your first time!" I was deeply moved by this.

The students in front obviously noticed my every move and heard the words of the branch representative. He said discontentedly, "Copying is copying. What's the use of admitting! First time? Who knows how many times? I won't forgive anyone. " I listened to it, and my heart was really cold. I remember that I had a good relationship with him. Is he really unforgivable? Will he make fun of me?

At the class meeting, the teacher asked everyone to report those who violated discipline. I'm very scared. I hope he will stop talking. One minute, two minutes ... five minutes. I'm a little happy that he didn't say anything. He's really just talking. He's joking with me. Who knows that at this moment, he suddenly stood up and said, "The fluff has been copied!" " Oh, my God, this is a blow to me. I dare say the eyes of the whole class are on me. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground, my face is burning, and I have been red to my ears. I hate him in my heart. He is a mean guy. Betray me for moral education! Your conscience was eaten by a dog? Scumbag! I was so angry that I even wanted to die ...

After the class meeting, I cried so bitterly that I kept calling myself a "dirty dog". The representative of Keke came up to me and said, "What did you say, scumbag? Abuse yourself. How can people be mean without their own copywriting? "

XIII. Testing

Zheng Shupeng, Class 3, Grade 3.

Today is Friday, and tomorrow is my first big exam in grade three-the mid-term exam.

I worked hard to prepare for the exam a week ago.

I have lunch at noon and afternoon every day. Instead of playing my favorite table tennis, I spend my time doing problems and reading books. Every night, I arrange my time very tightly and don't let myself relax.

Last week, I also "wasted" two days of family leave. When I got home, I took out my book and sat on the sofa to read it. I stopped watching TV at night, and "the legendary swordsman" became a joke. The next morning, some friends invited me to play video games. I really want to go. I haven't been happy for a long time. However, I can't. I said to myself, "Make good use of this time!" So, I politely refused them and sat in the original place and read carefully.

A few days after I came to school on family leave, I still refused to relax and made time to review every day.

I finally made it to Friday. The exam is coming tomorrow, and I must do well in it. However, God always gives me a hard time. This morning, I found a lot of water beans growing on me. Ah! What shall we do? It is said that people who produce water beans must stay at home and be confined for a week to avoid infecting others. God, what should I do? What should I do? I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks, at a loss. If I don't take the exam, won't I give up all my efforts? Hold on! Maybe we can succeed. I made up my mind to go back after the exam.

At noon, my friend heard that I was out of water and advised me to go back, saying, "You studied, but you didn't take the exam." Don't pay too much attention to the exam. There will be so many exams in the future, and your health will come first! "I was persuaded. I don't consider my own health, I should also consider the health of my classmates!

After the afternoon self-study, I asked Mr. Xie for leave and reluctantly left school. I said to myself, "Forget it! My friend is right. Reading is for learning knowledge, not for exams. Why should we pay too much attention to exams? " I know I am comforting myself, but what can I do if I don't comfort myself?