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Chuanyueji composition

No matter in school or in society, many people have had the experience of writing and are familiar with it. With the help of words, people can achieve the purpose of cultural exchange. How to write a thoughtful and literary composition? The following is my composition through the record, welcome to share.

One day, I went out for a morning run after breakfast and passed by the Science and Technology Museum. I was curious and walked into the science and technology museum.

I wonder if I didn't see it. I was shocked at first sight! This so-called "time travel machine" is nothing more than a submarine with two turbine engines! Contrary to what I thought. Hey, there you are. Of course, you have to try him before you go. I got into the cockpit of this submarine-like time shuttle. Where are you going? By the way, let me see dinosaurs. I adjusted the time progress bar and came to 65 million years ago.

When I first arrived here, I saw a group of dragon teeth. Their eyesight was so keen that they saw me at once. They are not big, only one floor high. They came over and looked at me curiously, and then at their peers, as if to say, "Do you know what this is?" I don't know. They also sneered at me. I'm not afraid of them at all, because they are herbivorous dinosaurs. I walked unhurriedly. Walking on, I saw a group of Fengshen pterosaurs. This is what the Science and Technology Museum prepared for me. I saw one of the Fengshen pterosaurs coming towards me and bowing to me. I got in the car and drove it. What will you do next? Just look for dinosaur eggs! Covered in blood, I rode Shen Feng, a pterosaur, and rushed at Triceratops. Strong triceratops guard their eggs. I fell from the sky and took one of their eggs. Triceratops tried their best to chase me. I was in the sky and they were underground. They couldn't catch up with me at all and had to give up.

Finally, I collected some extinct plants as specimens. I witnessed the extinction of dinosaurs on the time machine-a volcanic eruption.

I went back to my own time and space, donated dinosaur eggs and plant specimens to the museum and went home to sleep. Really looking forward to the next crossing!

Today is the day when Wukong became a Buddha. Wukong, who just became a Buddha, made a big scene in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor said sternly, "Monkey Head, today is the day when you become a Buddha. Why did you turn the heavenly palace upside down? " Wukong said, "Old man, I'm so excited to have just become a Buddha. Have mercy and don't put me at the foot of the mountain again. " The immortals sighed, "Alas, being a Buddha is still so naughty ..." After that, Wukong went back to his cave to live.

Wukong was playing in a cave, and accidentally fell into a hole, and his face was bruised and bruised ... Just as Wukong got up and looked around, he saw three people besieging one person with halberds, swords and spears. The three men are Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and the one in the middle is Lu Bu. Wukong fell from the sky and surprised everyone. Just when the three people were surprised, Lu Bu cut off all three people's legs with a halberd, and all three fell down.

At this time, of course, Wukong wants to be attacked. He picked up the golden cudgel and chopped it up. Lu Bu resisted with a halberd. Wukong smiled and said, "Oh, it's quite amazing!" " Lyu3 bu4 also cried out, "who are you? Monkeys can talk? Watch me make you into braised monkey meat! " Hearing this, Wukong was furious. With three life-saving hairs, a bunch of monkeys were called out and flocked to Lu Bu, but all of them were beaten away by Lu Bu. Wukong's competitive spirit began to break out, waving a golden hoop, and a bunch of soldiers were knocked down by Wukong's "Great God". Now there are only two people left, Lu Bu and Wukong, and Wukong tried his best to divide them. Of course, Lu Bu's halberd couldn't hold up and broke into two pieces. Lyu3 bu4 felt something was wrong and rode away. I realize that the air is over and I don't want to fight.

Liu Bei and others gave Wukong a big banquet. Liu Bei said excitedly, "Thanks to you, otherwise my brothers would have ascended to heaven." "I don't call my brother, my name is the Monkey King!" Wukong said angrily. Everyone laughed and said, "The younger brother is us!" Wukong asked blankly, "What's the difference?" This banquet, naturally, is that Wukong's stomach has no place to put it.

Wukong is sleeping soundly in the room specially prepared for him by Liu Bei. Suddenly, it was sucked back into the sky and woke up and said, "Liu Bei! Give me socks! " Who knows that the Jade Emperor is in front, Wukong will inevitably be scolded. ...

On the day of crossing composition 3, I woke up in the morning and found myself a frog. Shit, I read it wrong. I really became a frog. Did I spread to the fairy tale world? I squeezed my thigh hard. It hurts. I don't seem to have a dream. What should I do? Since I can pass it on, I will definitely pass it back.

If the plot develops, I should get a kiss from the princess now, and then I can send it back! Ha ha ha, I'm so smart. Now I need to find the princess, but the castle is heavily guarded. I can't do it alone, but I may have a way to get a kiss from the princess with my head. Hey! Since we can't get in, let's wait for the princess to come out. Said, I waited outside for several days, the princess hasn't come out yet. I thought to myself, "This princess is really something. She is not alone in the castle. Does she not eat or drink? " Hehe, I thought of another way. Since the princess doesn't come out, she always wants to eat and drink. I am a woman now. When things were transported into the castle, I was also transported into the castle so that I could get a kiss from the princess. Ha ha ha, I gave an evil smile. The next day, when I found out which store sold the things in the castle, I immediately found the store and got on the carriage. Soon after, the carriage left and the princess came. I'm excited to think about it. ........

When I arrived at the castle, I sneaked out of the carriage and went to the princess's room. I quietly pushed open the door. The princess is taking a nap. Haha, God helped me, too. Say that finish, I jumped on the bed and kissed the princess gently. Haha, finally back. Yeah! ! 1

I sat on the soft sofa with a whoosh. The scenery in front of me changed like flying and suddenly stopped.

Ah! Microscopes, sensors, and a lot of nameless advanced remote control devices … I was stunned by what I saw, and thought I had arrived at the institute. While I was looking at the room, a strange-looking robot came out.

"You ... who are you, me ... where are my parents?" I quickly shrank into the corner.

"Hello, welcome to the future. It's been 2500 years. I'm robot Q, your personal consultant. Your parents didn't cross over. " The robot said kindly.

"If you didn't say it earlier, would you be scared to death?" I really want to go up and beat him up.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry. Let me show you around first. " The robot said awkwardly.

I almost didn't cry when I got to the street. I saw that there was only one belt on the ground, and the car had long since disappeared. So I pointed to the tape and asked Xiao Q, "What is this? Where is the car? "

"This is a conveyor belt, which can instantly transport you anywhere you want to go. As for the car, it has long been eliminated. "

As we speak, a huge spaceship landed on this planet, and some heavily armed alien soldiers came out of it.

"That's terrible! Aliens are coming to invade the earth! Run for your life! " I pulled up Xiao Q and ran, but the pedestrians beside me not only didn't run, but also looked at me in surprise.

Xiao Q also looked calm: "What's your name? This is a trading power from another planet. It's here to trade with us. Can you stop embarrassing me? "

"Oh, is that right? All right. " I scratched my head and suddenly felt embarrassed. "Ha ha ha ..."

"Goo goo", it's getting late, and I'm hungry. Xiao Q and I are standing on the conveyor belt and inputting instructions to go home.

Hoo ... I fell on the sofa again. I want to find Xiao Q, but in front of me, my parents and I are familiar with everything. ...

In the morning, I was watching TV. Suddenly, a peach flew in and landed in my hand. When I saw it, my mouth watered and I thought, this peach is flying around anyway, and no one wants it. Besides, I'm hungry, so I'll eat! Bite it down, and a hoarse voice came from the peach: "Is it the owner?" I'm the Monkey King. I'm tired of staying in the sky today. Come and play. Please wait for me at home. "

I suddenly felt very surprised: "the Monkey King, are you kidding me internationally? People of a certain century must be joking. Ignore him!" !

At two o'clock in the afternoon, I was playing computer at home. Suddenly, there was a heavy knock at the door. I looked out of the visual system and saw a yellow-haired monkey knocking at the door. When I opened the door, he said in surprise, "The master doesn't live here! Sorry, I went wrong. " He was about to leave when I stopped him and said, "Excuse me, are you the Monkey King!" " He said in surprise, "Yes, how do you know?" Uncle comes here once in a blue moon, so I invite you to the Internet cafe? After that, I took out a cake from the frost and gave it to him. He ate it and said with a smile, "It's delicious, much more delicious than my Xiantao." Afterwards, I took him to the computer room. I opened it, entered the password and chatted with Ba Jin Mimi: Mimi, I saw the real the Monkey King today! Stop talking nonsense, Doby Rondo. No, you let him perform a martial arts. The Monkey King, who was watching, saw it and said, "OK, watch." Say that finish, performed a martial arts. Mimi looked at it and opened her eyes in surprise, almost falling off her chair. "Doudoulong, where are you a genius yellow monkey ...? I don't know. He came after eating a peach. Hum! Who believes it? " The Monkey King listened and said angrily, "I am really the Monkey King!" So how did you spend so many years in the sky ... Honey asked many questions and the Monkey King answered them one by one. Honey sent the information and photos of the Monkey King to everyone. It only took one night. The Monkey King and I became celebrities, with more than 5,000 tourists than Zheng Duo. A few days later, some handsome and abnormal children suddenly came. They said to the Monkey King, "Jade Emperor, let you go back. The Monkey King had to say goodbye to me and left like a wisp of Bai Yunfei.

You must be familiar with the Monkey King when you hear him. Today, the Monkey King came to our class.

Today, we are having a class. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the books and pencil boxes on the table all over the room. At this time, standing in front of us is the famous "Sun". Oh, first of all, that gust of wind came in when the Monkey King was riding a somersault cloud! When I saw Sun, who I usually saw on TV, standing in front of me, everyone was shocked and the classroom suddenly boiled. The Monkey King said humorously: "Don't be surprised, I am a famous and superb' Sun Shengda', and all the problems are a piece of cake for me."

The students were very excited. Some asked the Monkey King for his autograph, and some shouted, "Sun Shengda is here!" Some people even learn from the Monkey King! The whole classroom is in a mess. The Monkey King also said, "My grandson has come to see your class. All monsters are a cinch. " I don't know who suggested that "Monkey" take us to the sky to play, but the Monkey King readily agreed. So, he pulled out a hair, blew it, and it became dozens of somersaults. Each of us found one and stood up. The somersault cloud suddenly rises and shuttles between the white clouds. About five minutes later, heaven appeared before our eyes. "Sun" told us not to run around, so he took us to the alchemist's room of Taishang Laojun to practice flying skills, and also took us to pick peaches in our Taoyuan. We stepped on hot wheels and played games in the clouds. Sun Walker taught us to say spells. Only three people flew after we saw it. There are still most people who can't fly. We didn't lose heart. We tried several times before flying.

It's getting dark, and the teacher is anxious to find us but can't find any. Sun Sheng Da whistled and we appeared. At this time, he pinched his fingers and learned that Master was in trouble, so he left. We took a somersault cloud to bid farewell to the Monkey King and returned to our teacher.

What an interesting trip today!

Through the composition 7 Su Moxue! How did you run 50 meters for 30 seconds! Want to fail? ! The story begins with the roar of the PE teacher ... I saw a chubby girl walking on the school playground in frustration. She is Su Moxue, a junior high school student, a standard foodie, and the girl who is not fat is what I admire most. Alas ..... How can I be so unlucky! After Su Moxue returned to the dormitory, she threw herself on the bed. Ran Ran, I failed the race again. What if it's swollen? Han, a beauty queen, is also a gourmet. The difference is how to eat without getting fat. I saw Han holding a cosmetic mirror and calmly said: Nothing, just exercise again! I'll buy you something to eat and soothe your broken heart! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh Su Moxue nodded her head in praise of thirty-six, and at the same time turned on her laptop to continue watching the court drama.

Han said that he was speechless and planned to fight with the teacher and buy snacks outside the school. She walked out of the dormitory and happened to meet the head teacher. She is going to sneak past, but the beauty queen will not go unnoticed. Ah, Xi has escaped. Where are you going? A voice that Han didn't want to hear at this moment sounded, and she wanted to hit the wall at this moment: her forehead. . Go shopping, go shopping! After that, she rushed out of the sight of the class teacher in lightning speed. Well, I can't help it. She is Su Moxue's best friend.

Turn to Su Mo Si Nuo. While gnashing her teeth and cursing the villain, she is keen on the weak heroine. I can't wait to go in and perform! I saw that the brightness of the notebook instantly doubled, forming a whirlpool, and Su Moxue was sucked into the notebook computer. She suddenly fainted, and before lying down, she was awakened by the noise around her. She vaguely heard some voices: whoops, what's the matter with you, Empress? If you can't cure my beloved princess, I'll kill you! Right, right, right. Su Moxue still felt that she was lying in a comfortable big bed. What's going on here? Did she cross it?

On a rainy day in summer vacation, my family and I went to Zhoucheng, China. There are many interesting projects there: "rainbow slide", "flying down", "jungle crossing" and so on. It's all thrilling and makes my heart beat faster. But what impressed me the most and left some thoughts was Through the Jungle.

This is a field development training designed in a dense poplar forest in the valley. The horizontal design is completed on the tree and hung. The straight line distance from the starting point to the end point is about 300 meters, with a total of ***29 levels. Every level is designed to be very dangerous, and the design scheme of only entering and not retreating is a special test of people's carefulness and courage. Having said that, I want to remind you that children under the age of six and people with little courage should never play! It takes a lot of physical strength and patience to pass the customs smoothly. Especially in the third level of "flying in the air", you have to step on a thin rope to grasp the balance in the air, and the soles of your feet must be firmly stepped on the thin rope. People are swinging around at this time. When I got to this level, I was shaking all over and scared. I watched the strings swing, but I couldn't get in or go back, and I was sweating all over. My sister accidentally stepped on the air, lost her balance and hung in mid-air. I was too scared to leave, but I was reluctant to give up. I was so nervous that the boy behind me stamped his feet.

After grinding 23 levels of "single-plank bridge", climbing 25 levels of "hanging rope" and riding 28 levels of "spider web", I exhausted all methods, exhausted all joints, performed all joys and sorrows, and finally "forced" to finish the whole journey. Suddenly, I felt sore all over. I sat on the ground and looked back. I am really excited and sad. I am very excited because I have successfully broken through the obstacles. Sadly, when faced with difficulties, I was helpless and flinched, and almost missed success.

Before you know it, it's afternoon, and the happy and unforgettable day is over. I walked home with sunset and happiness.

I was reading a book at leisure when suddenly a voice screamed and scared me. This time, my fairy tale book fell to the ground with a bang. I picked it up and let out a cry involuntarily. It turned out to be all blank I turned over every page carefully, hoping to get some clues. In the end, everything paid off. On page 77, I found two gold-plated words of "fairy tales". I watched intently. Suddenly, a dazzling light attracted me. ...

I don't know how long it took, but I came to a place full of joy and sunshine, where there were flowers and flowers ... Ah! There are Little Red Riding Hood, Pleasant Goat, Cinderella, and my favorite little magic fairy Barbara.

After a while, Misdreavus came, and the storm turned the beautiful fairy tale world into a sinister and terrible place. There are wild animals and thorns, and the sky is dark.

Suddenly, a huge vine entangled us and made us unable to move. A big wave of thorn monsters is coming. In an instant, a black shadow flashed, leaving no potassium for those "frontier soldiers" to kill. However, the number of this thorny soldier gradually increased and quickly approached me. I cried and began to miss my mother. For an instant, a raging anger surged in my heart. I shed tears of life. My tears rolled down the tip of my nose. Suddenly, the dark forces retreated like the sea water, and the vines gradually left our bodies. How can I go back? This is another question. "How did you get here? How did you get back!" Lazy while eating snacks, I said slowly, why didn't I think of it? Go get the book! We went home.

"Ding, Ding", my alarm clock rang and I opened my eyes. I'm lying on my desk with a fairy tale book in my hand. I turned to page 77, in which I described the story of driving out darkness with tears.

Writing 10 "Click, click ……" The puppy was suddenly awakened by a sound. When he opened his eyes, he found himself not at home, but in a study. It felt very strange. Looking around, it saw a photo in front of it, which read "Tagore-Indian poet, writer and philosopher." The dog rubbed his eyes and remembered that he had read his Birds and Gardener.

The dog jumped on the bookshelf and took a book about Edison's invention of the electric light bulb. The puppy opened the book and read it with relish. "I'm back!" The door was suddenly opened and a tall man came in. His footsteps are terrible. The puppy looked up and took two steps back in shock. This, this is what Edison just read in the book! "Sir, why are you here ..." Before the dog finished, the book in front of him turned over a few pages, and the person in front of the dog was caught in the book and disappeared.

The puppy can't believe what is in front of him. He raised his hand and patted his head and pulled his eyelids. He didn't react, as if he had crossed into a magical study!

The puppy quickly opened another book, which was full of English, and there was a photo introducing the English writer Shakespeare. The next second, a man with a beard appeared in front of the puppy. "Oh, you can't be Shakespeare!" The puppy clapped his hands excitedly. The man spoke, but unfortunately the dog didn't understand English, so he closed the book again and watched the man disappear quickly before his eyes.

"Have a meal! Eat! " The dog woke up and found himself at home again. The master's voice came from the living room ... what an unexpected trip!

Write 1 1 After returning from the scriptures, the Monkey King and Tang Priest have been confined to the sky. The Monkey King heard Pig say that the world was fun, but at last he couldn't bear it, and he became a mortal.

"wow! I didn't expect fools to be smart! " The Monkey King swaggered down the street and saw several people talking to themselves with things in their hands. He leaned down and asked, "Brother, what are you doing!" I didn't expect him to swear as soon as he opened his mouth: "Didn't you see that I was on the phone? Go away! " "Damn Bajie, he said it was fun, huh!"

"Idiot! What you said about the world of flowers is not funny at all. Are you looking for an apartment? Believe it or not, my old grandson killed you with a stick! " The Monkey King said angrily. "Monkey, don't be angry, my old pig will take you to McDonald's!" "McDonald's? What Dongdong? " "You will know when you go." So the Monkey King got into Pig's BMW and they went to McDonald's.

When he arrived at McDonald's, the Monkey King looked at the mouth-watering food and couldn't wait to say to the waiter, "OK, just give me a McDonald's!" "Hey, waiter, don't listen to him. Give me two cokes, two hamburgers and two chicken legs! " "Ok, just a moment, please." So Pig Bajie and the Monkey King took a seat. "Monkey King, don't know, don't talk nonsense. How embarrassing! " "Well, I won't listen to your nagging, I want to eat KFC!" "Sir, what you want is ready!" So Pig Bajie brought food. As soon as he put it down, the Monkey King wolfed it down. "Bah, bah, this thing is not delicious at all. He also said that there are many delicious foods here. I think I'd better go back to heaven! "

From then on, the two men split into two ways, you go your way, I cross my wooden bridge, the Monkey King is still stuffy in the sky, and Pig's life is becoming more and more colorful!