How to write the uncommon words that joke Daquan shows you?

1, a friend sent a Weibo: "A quiet, warm and unforgettable winter afternoon." I asked him what he was doing. He said, dry diapers for children.

2. Two women talk about losing weight.

Woman A: "I know a friend who lost 7 pounds a day!" " "

Woman B: "What method! How did you do it? "

Woman A: "She gave birth to a baby yesterday ..."

3. "Sir, what is this scar on your face?" "When my mother had a caesarean section ..."