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Is there any new Princess My Princess? Yong Xinwen

But, Princess, oh, it is the Five Fortunes and Jins. Now that we are in Jingyang Palace, we can't be as casual as we were in Shufangzhai before, because the fifth elder brother will let people say that Jingyang Palace has no rules. "Yongqi, can you ask them not to change their names?" Huang Ama promised that they could be like me and not learn the rules. "But, Princess, oh, Fujin, the emperor allowed us to stay in Shufangzhai, not Jingyang Palace." This Jingyang Palace is larger than Shufangzhai, and there are more people. Everyone here doesn't follow the rules, and it's not all chaos. Moreover, everyone else in the palace knows Gege's temperament, so it's no wonder that Gege doesn't understand the rules. But the fifth elder brother is the elder brother who grew up in the palace. The rules in Jingyang Palace are not good, so everyone will laugh at the fifth elder brother. It’s good that we can continue to serve Princess, so please don’t embarrass your fifth elder brother. "Mingyue advised Xiao Yanzi sensibly.

"Yongqi. . . . . . "Xiao Yanzi looked at Yong Qi with a pitiful look, and looked at Yong Qi with big eyes as bright as stars. "Okay, okay, my good wife. Stop looking at me like a wronged little daughter-in-law. I can't stand your look. Mingyue, Caixia, just listen to Gege and let it be as it is. If you want to be called Gege, just call it Gege! Okay, madam. Can I take a shower and change clothes without worry? "Yong Qi pinched Xiao Yanzi's nose dotingly, and walked out of the room with a smile. When Xiao Yanzi took a comfortable hot bath, put on a noble and elegant royal young woman's outfit, her black soft hair was rolled up After wearing an elegant bun, Mingyue opened the jewelry box and exclaimed softly: "Wow, there are so many beautiful hairpins. The fifth elder brother was really kind to Princess, and he even prepared so many exquisite hairpins for Princess. Look, this butterfly hairpin is so delicate that it looks like a butterfly is about to fly out. "Little Yanzi's heart has been filled with sweetness since last night. Yongqi kept touching her again and again, and she secretly made up her mind: From now on, I will be a good blessing for Yongqi and not cause him any trouble. Don't embarrass him, learn idioms and rules for him.

When Xiao Yanzi got dressed and walked out of the hall, he saw the eunuch and maid kneeling on the ground, Yong Qi had already changed into formal clothes. Sitting in the middle of the hall, his handsome eyes are calm and powerful, and he is giving instructions on all kinds of things in Jingyang Palace. "Xilan, go to the imperial kitchen today to get some more desserts and various snacks and come back to prepare rock sugar. The stewed bird's nest should be stewed early and used when Fujin comes back at noon. Tanju, it’s Brother Seventh’s birthday in two days. Have you prepared any gifts? "Go back to Fifth Brother and prepare a pair of fine Duan inkstones." "That's all. Just give him the set of Tianrui Mo given by the former Japanese Emperor Ama." "Excuse me, fifth elder brother, what should I give as sixth elder brother's birthday gift next month?" "Hey, he, everything is in his eyes." It might be appropriate for me to write a congratulatory note to him myself! "Fifth elder brother, there are also concubine Jia's birthday, happy events in General Fu's mansion and... . . . . . " "Little swallow. . . "Yong Qi suddenly saw Little Yanzi, dressed as a royal young lady, already standing in the hall, looking at him in rapt attention. He had never seen such a Little Yanzi. In the past, she was always loud and clear before anyone arrived. He arrived first, running over in a hurry, shouting carelessly: "Yongqi, where are you, come out quickly!" ”

Today, she was elegantly dressed, her eyes were wandering, and she was looking forward to her appearance. She stood there quietly, more elegant than any other woman in the palace. Yong Qi hurriedly walked over and pulled her over. She asked her to sit on the chair next to her. "Five blessings and good fortune!" The slaves say hello to Fujin! "The palace maids and eunuchs said goodbye.

Xiao Yanzi looked at Yongqi uneasily. If it were normal, she would have jumped up and shouted: "You are not allowed to say slave, slave, slave, and you will be fined monthly." And you are not allowed to stand up and speak all day long. However, Xiao Yanzi didn't dare to do it for fear of losing Yongqi's face. Since when did Huanzhu Gege become quiet and behaved? ? It probably started when Yongqi moved her repeatedly on the wedding night, starting from her determination to be a good wife. Seeing Xiao Yanzi looking at her without speaking, Yongqi said loudly: "You must serve Gege well in the future. Princess has just arrived at Jingyang Palace. If there are any things she is not used to, please take good care of her. Aunt Jing, I will ask you to take more care of Princess from now on. Please pay more attention to the things that Princess is not considerate about. "Nanny Jing looked at Xiao Yanzi lovingly, "Please don't worry, Fifth Brother, I will do my best. "Okay, it's time for us to set off and go to various places to say hello." "When they arrived at Cining Palace, they found that Qianlong and the Queen were already sitting there with Lafayette.

Qianlong was obviously in high spirits, smiling from ear to ear. After seeing his pistachio, she couldn't help teasing her: "How about it, little Yanzi, you have finally become my wife. You can't escape from the palace! Did you get into trouble at the wedding yesterday? Was it a joke?" "Back to Huang Ama, Xiao Yanzi was very well-behaved yesterday, like a wronged little daughter-in-law. She was very quiet all day long, but it really made me a little worried!" Yong Qi replied on Xiao Yanzi's behalf. "Yes. Little Yanzi is different from usual today and doesn't talk much." Qianlong looked at the quiet little Yanzi and felt that he was not used to it. "Lafayette, you see how this little Yanzi changed as soon as he got married. Now he looks a bit like Fujin. You don't have to worry anymore. It seems that Xiaoyanzi will be a good Fujin. But, Yongqi, you Don't restrict her too much. I'm not used to her being so quiet now!" "Yongqi knows!" "Yongqi, you're getting married now. It's time to go to court to discuss politics. You start going to court every day, no need to go to the study anymore." "Thank you, Emperor Ama, for your kindness. Yongqi will do his best to repay the favor." "Hey, it's been so many years. Your sixth brother is not young this year. He is in the frontier. It’s been almost eight years since I followed Agui. It’s time for him to return to Beijing, get married, and serve in the court. It’s not like being in the border all the time.” “Brother Six has not liked staying in the palace since he was a child. Emperor. It would be good to let him practice more in the frontier with General Gui." When the old Buddha heard Qianlong mentioning the sixth elder brother Yong Rong, a hint of evil flashed in his heart. "Hey, so does this child. No, we can't let him go like this. I will order him to come back tomorrow." After a lot of excitement, Yong Qi finally led Xiao Yanzi back to their room in the evening.

Xiao Yanzi looked at Yong Qi uneasily. If it were normal, she would have jumped up and shouted: Don't say slave, slave, and you will be fined monthly. Also, you are not allowed to kneel there all day and night, and you are not allowed to stand up and speak whenever you want to speak. . . However, Xiao Yanzi didn't dare to do it today, for fear of losing Yong Qi's face. Since when did Huanzhugege become quiet and well-behaved? It probably started from the time when Yongqi moved her one after another on the wedding night, and from the time she determined to be a good wife. Seeing Xiao Yanzi looking at her without saying anything, Yong Qi immediately said loudly: "You must take good care of Gege in the future. Gege has just come to Jingyang Palace. If there is anything you are not used to, you must take good care of her. Aunt Jing, I will do more for you in the future. Please be careful and take care of Gege. Please pay more attention to the things that Gege is not considerate about." Grandma Jing looked at Xiao Yanzi lovingly, "Please rest assured, I will do your best." "Okay, it's time for us to set off for each other. My regards." When they arrived at Cining Palace, they found that Qianlong and the Queen were already sitting there with Lafayette. Qianlong was obviously in high spirits, smiling from ear to ear. After seeing his pistachio, she couldn't help teasing her: "How about it, little Yanzi, you have finally become my wife. You can't escape from the palace! Did you get into trouble at the wedding yesterday? Was it a joke?" "Back to Emperor Ama, Xiao Yanzi was very well-behaved yesterday, like a wronged little daughter-in-law. She was very quiet all day long, which really made me a little worried!" Yong Qi replied on Xiao Yanzi's behalf. "Yes. Little Yanzi is different from usual today and doesn't talk much." Qianlong looked at the quiet little Yanzi and felt that he was not used to it. "Lafayette, you see how little Yanzi changed as soon as he got married. Now he looks a bit like Fujin. You don't have to worry anymore. It seems that little Yanzi will be a good Fujin. But, Yongqi, you Don't restrict her too much. I'm not used to her being so quiet now!" "Yongqi knows!" "Yongqi, you're getting married now. It's time to go to court to discuss politics. You start going to court every day, and you don’t have to go to the study anymore.” “Thank you, Emperor Ama, for your kindness. Yong Qi will do his best to repay the favor.” “Hey, it’s been so many years. Your sixth brother is not young this year. It’s been almost eight years since I followed Agui. It’s time for him to return to Beijing, get married, and serve in the court. It’s not like being in the border all the time.” “Brother Six has not liked staying in the palace since he was a child. Emperor. It would be good to let him practice more in the frontier with General Gui." When the old Buddha heard Qianlong mentioning the sixth elder brother Yong Rong, a hint of evil flashed in his heart. "Hey, so does this child. No, we can't let him go like this. I will order him to come back tomorrow." After a lot of excitement, Yong Qi finally led Xiao Yanzi back to their room in the evening.

After a lot of fun, Yongqi finally led Xiao Yanzi back to their room in the evening. "Hey..." Xiao Yanzi let out a long sigh of relief as soon as he sat down. "It's so hard. It's finally over. I'm so tired! Yongqi, it's not easy to be your Fujin.

My neck is stiff. I can't stand it anymore. Yongqi, if there is any big or small banquet tomorrow, you can go by yourself. I don't want to go anymore. You can't talk nonsense and don't dare to move. It was your concubine who said that you must behave yourself on the first day of your wedding and not talk nonsense, which made me dare not say anything the whole day. If not for fear of not being able to. . . . . . "Xiao Yanzi suddenly blushed and stopped talking. "What are you afraid of? Why didn't you say anything? "No, there's nothing to be afraid of." My little Yan heroine has nothing to be afraid of! "Okay, if you don't tell me, I'll go ask your concubine tomorrow." I really want to know what the heroine Xiaoyan is afraid of. " "you. . . You are not allowed to ask! "Xiao Yanzi's little daughter-in-law's membrane returned to its original state within less than a day, and she yelled fiercely. Yong Qi looked at the true shape of Xiao Yanzi lovingly, and really wanted to know what made Xiao Yanzi the heroine afraid. It's a bit incredible that she can maintain her ladylike appearance for a whole day. She knows that it's better to use a soft one to deal with Xiao Yanzi. She walked over and helped Xiao Yanzi take off her headdress, letting out a handful of soft black hair. It's hard for you to behave yourself all day long. Come and change into comfortable clothes. Tonight we will have some side dishes and a jug of good wine. I want to have two drinks with the most beautiful deer. "Recalling the first meeting in the Imperial Garden that day, both of them felt extremely sweet in their hearts.

Thinking of the little swallow in the Yicui Pavilion that day, her big eyes were so bright that people couldn't take their eyes away. Open. Now, she has finally become his wife. She is still lively and beautiful, but she is more intoxicating and shy than before. Whenever she is alone with her, she always looks shy, which makes him confused. Love. "Little Yanzi, do you remember the night when I smuggled you out of the palace for the first time? After returning to the palace, you invite me to Shufangzhai to boil a pot of wine and prepare some side dishes to celebrate. Although I knew it was wrong, the temptation was too great. Unexpectedly, I finally met Huang Ama and failed to drink, which has always made me regretful. Tonight, I can finally have a drink with you. Do you know how happy I am? I remember that night just like tonight. The moonlight was so beautiful. I always hope that one day I can take a walk with you under the moonlight. "Then let's take a walk in the Imperial Garden tonight!" "That's exactly what I meant!" Little Yanzi, I want to teach you a poem. When will the bright moon come? I drink wine and ask the blue sky. I don’t know what year it is in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind and go back, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade houses are too cold at high places. I dance to clear the shadows, how can I be in the human world. Turning around the Zhu Pavilion, looking down at the door, the light is sleepless, there should be no hatred, why does it last forever when we say goodbye, people have joys and sorrows, the moon waxes and wanes, this is difficult to do in ancient times, I hope that people will live long, thousands of miles away from Chanjuan . "" I wish you a long life, thousands of miles away from Chanjuan. What is Chanjuan? ""Chanjuan is a metaphor for a beloved one. "When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine." I like this poem. Yongqi, write it down and let me read it. Who wrote it? So spirited! ""It was written by Su Dongpo, a poet from the Song Dynasty. I hope that people will live long and travel thousands of miles to meet Chanjuan. Little Swallow, we will be together for a long time, no matter where I am, I will be with you. . . . . . "Your Majesty, your concubine, told me that on the first day of your wedding, you can't talk nonsense or get into trouble, otherwise I won't be able to grow old with you for a long time." I didn't say anything nonsense today, and I didn't cause any trouble. Yongqi, do you think we can grow old together? "The tipsy little Yanzi leaned softly against Yongqi's chest and spoke with unprecedented tenderness. It turns out that what scares the heroine Xiaoyan is that she won't be able to grow old with him! Yongqi raised the corners of his handsome lips and spoke softly. He smiled: What a lovely wife! What more could I ask for in a wife like this? God is so kind to me, so I can have such an innocent and beautiful little swallow. Separation. This night is so intoxicating. How beautiful it would be if time could only stay at this moment forever

After Yongqi and Xinrong got married, Xiao Yanzi was heartbroken. No matter how Yongqi explained to her, she refused to listen. Xiao Yanzi cried and said, "Didn't you say that as long as you are firm and unyielding, Huang Ama will not insist on giving Xinrong only to you? What now? You still took Xinrong! "Little Yanzi, little Yanzi, listen to my explanation." "Don't listen, don't listen, now it has become a fact that you are happy." I am nothing, she is a genuine Princess, well-educated, proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I don’t know anything and will get into trouble. I am just a girl performing on the street, not some Princess Princess. I don't deserve you. Wuwuwu." Little Yanzi began to cry bitterly again. "Little Yanzi. Listen to me, calm down and listen to my explanation. I am firmly opposed to this finger marriage, but my mother-in-law and Lafayette are. . . You also know that they all like Xinrong, and I was forced to do so.

"Little Yanzi turned around and ran back to the study room. Yongqi followed closely. "Little Yanzi! Little swallow! Just wait for me. "Little Yanzi ran back to the study room and was about to close the door when Yongqi rushed in. Unexpectedly, when Xiao Yanzi closed the door hard, he caught Yongqi's hand. Scared, Xiao Yanzi immediately let go, took Yongqi's hand and said: " Why are you so stupid that you break in when you see me closing the door and pinch your hand? "Little Yanzi, you are finally willing to pay attention to me." Listen to me, my injury is nothing, you are the most important. You are my core, your heart is broken, what about me? Don't worry, I won't touch Xinrong. You are the only woman in my life, and I will only love you for the rest of my life. "Really?" "Xiao Yanzi said with red eyes. "Of course it's true. Don't you remember our previous vows? Little Yanzi, don't cry anymore, it won't look good if you cry like a flower. It's so late, go back to sleep. Otherwise there will be dark circles under my eyes tomorrow. ""Um. I trust you. ”

Little Yanzi just put her heart in her stomach and went back to sleep. Yongqi also returned to Yonghe Palace, but unexpectedly, Concubine Yu had been waiting for him at the door. When she saw Yongqi coming back, Concubine Yu was furious: "Yongqi, you already have a family, how can you still go to Shufangzhai all day long? Where do you put Xinrong's face? Where do you want to put my mother's face? "Mom, I said, if you insist on letting me marry Xinrong, you will lose me completely." So, you have no right to control me now! "You... Yongqi, are you going to give up on me, my mother-in-law, just for a little swallow?" "Mother, since you are a mother, why don't you understand my son's thoughts?" You clearly know that Xiao Yanzi is the only one who has the mentality of Erchen, but you insist on forcing me to be happy. Well now, I am married to Xinrong. You are happy! Their noise reached Xinrong's ears in the bedroom, and Xinrong rushed out immediately. He pulled them away and said, "Mom, please don't be angry." After all, Yongqi doesn’t have me in her heart yet. Just let him get used to it. "But you are Yongqi's real Fujin. How can you tolerate other women?" " Concubine Yu thought to herself, Xinrong is such a good and generous child, and she is the right wife to marry. "Mother, I'm fine, don't worry, it's so late, you should go back and rest first, leave Yongqi to me Deal with it. "Well, I feel relieved with you." Concubine Yu returned to the palace just like that, and Xinrong and Yongqi were left alone in the night. Yongqi said with a bad face: "You are not needed here, you can go back." "Yongqi, I am your Fujin after all. How could you do this to me?" It’s fine if you don’t consummate the marriage with me, but why do you usually ignore me? "Don't you know?" The only thing in my heart is Xiao Yanzi herself, and my heart is already occupied by her. There is no room for others. "

Xinrong's eyes were filled with tears: "Yongqi, can't you really not tolerate me in your heart? "Well, I only love Little Yanzi in my life." "When Xinrong heard this, he resolutely wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, snorted coldly and said: Fifth Brother, I will make you regret your decision." Yongqi did not answer and went back to the palace. Xinrong said to himself: "Huanzhugege, if you want to compete with me for a man, I will make you lose miserably." After that, she went back.

The next day, Cining Palace.

"Xinrong greets Lafayette." "Oh, it turns out to be Xinrong. Get up quickly, the ground is cold, be careful not to catch a cold." After that, he mixed Xinrong. "Thank you, Lafayette." "No, no, no, Xinrong, come on, come and sit here, Qing'er, come here too." "Yes, Lafayette." Qing'er and Xinrong sat together at Lafayette Beside him, Lafayette looked like a kind old lady, without any fierceness at all. "Xinrong, how has Yongqi treated you these past few days?" "Back to Lafayette: He is very good to me, you don't have to worry." "Oh, is it true?" "Well, it is indeed true. "Then I can rest assured. If he dares to bully you one day, you will come to me. "Well, thank you for your concern. After asking Xinrong, Lafayette began to ask Qing'er: "Qing'er, do you really not like Erkang?" Qing'er said: "Well, Lafayette, ever since that tour, Erkang showed his cards to me, and I don't like him anymore." I am a woman who comes and goes quickly, so please don’t worry about me, Lafayette. "Well, then I can rest assured. I will help you find someone another day?" "Haha, no need, Lafayette." I'll let you know when I see you some other time. ""kindness. "

In fact, Qing'er now already has someone in mind, and that is Xiao Jian, but he doesn't dare to mention it in front of Lafayette, for fear that Lafayette will disapprove of the two of them being together in anger.

Another day passed, and this day Yongqi still ran to Shufangzhai. The angry Xinrong finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and went to Shufangzhai while Yongqi was not there.

============================================ ===================================== Shufangzhai.

"Hey, isn't this Xinrong Gege? Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to stay in Yonghe Palace? What are you doing in our little Shufangzhai? Our Shufangzhai is too much. Xiao, I can’t tolerate a big Buddha like you, so please come back.” Xiao Yanzi said angrily. None of the four great talents and beauties gave him a good look. Xinrong snorted coldly and said: "Huanzhugege, do you think you can snatch my man away from me? I tell you, it's impossible! Although Yongqi doesn't have me in her heart now, she will in the future. Besides, you are just a folk girl. If you call me "Gege", I will give you an advantage. If you haven't called me Wufujin yet, I won't argue with you. As a Fujin, I should have Fujin. My demeanor, I won’t argue with you, a wild girl.” Ziwei finally couldn’t stand next to her. Said: "Xinrong, since you are a Fujin, you should look like a Fujin. Since you are not afraid of the little swallow, let Yongqi snatch it away, then what are you doing here? Are you demonstrating against us? Let's see who is the best. Is it the real Fujin?" "Huh, Ziwei Gege, you have the foresight to remember my purpose. If you haven't let go of Yongqi, I will come again. When I come back next time, I won't be the only one. "After that, Xinrong walked out of Shufangzhai in a big way, but unexpectedly he tripped and fell, making the people in Shufangzhai laugh. "Hahahahahaha, it doesn't matter what you say about Almond Princess, Lianrong Princess. You still fall like a dog and eat shit." Xiao Yanzi laughed. Xinrong quickly stood up in embarrassment; "Huan Zhu Ge Ge, remember, I will come again!" After that, he rushed out of Shufangzhai. Little Yanzi was the only one left in Shufangzhai who was still laughing wildly. Ziwei said: "Little Yanzi, he came today clearly to demonstrate against us. We have passed the test today. He said he will come again. What if he asks Lafayette for help? What will we do? "It's okay, I'm not afraid even if he brings the Jade Emperor. Who is my little Yanzi?" Shu Fangzhai laughed again.