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Students in class 3

In the past two days, the students finally finished reading "Shishuoxinyu".

To others, this is a challenge.

I admire their courage, especially Fu Rui, who has a cheeky spirit. If you can stop complaining, praise your team members more, use your drama talents, and explain the profound things in simple terms, this will be your best Display can better reflect the theme of wisdom.

I have been looking forward to the topic of Yang Xingxuan's group - Rong Zhi. This is a class about appearance, and it has the most links with modern times. Unfortunately, they put all their energy into making videos. These videos are all group The heads of all the members were shaking, and some expressions that could not be heard clearly made this lecture, which could have been generous and brilliant, turn into darkness.

Class 1 also talked about wisdom today. Huang Leyan’s group was very smart and chose the story of Wang Rong and Yang’s son, so that the wisdom focused on the children. It was a pity that they did not explain what wisdom is and what it is. There is no deep exploration of the wisdom of children to inspire "us".

However, I want to commend this group for the most sublime teaching format. I used my own comics in the courseware, and after each story, I interacted with my classmates with questions. Although it was a bit suspected of "moral kidnapping", it still made a group of people nervous and the class was quite interesting.

Song Weizhi’s group in Class 1 talked about humor and had a lot of information. It can be seen that they really read "Shishuo Xinyu" well. Peiliang's performance has improved greatly. Reading and writing classical Chinese is more difficult for him, and he mispronounced many words during the teaching process. Everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't help themselves. He was the only one who finished the recitation in a serious manner, even if he was wrong, he didn't give up. This state is cute. So what if I was wrong? You can't stop the work at hand, otherwise you will be sorry to the group members. of hard work.

Another one I admire is Junchen. He was the first to prepare their group's ppt for me. He didn't even go to eat that day. He borrowed my computer and finished the courseware bit by bit. To be honest, his courseware is really beautiful. But the team leader felt that the things inside were too thin, so he made major modifications, including replacing the base plate. He didn't get angry or complain, he just obeyed the command and obeyed the overall situation. During the teaching process, he was able to take the initiative to make arrangements, cooperate with the team leader's arrangements, and cooperated very well with Peiliang. The most gratifying thing is that he also mispronounced a very simple word, and there was a mocking voice immediately underneath. He quickly accepted everyone's ridicule and said to himself, "My humanities studies have indeed been in vain." In this way, others There is nothing more to say.

Junchen uses this trick to silence others so that his activities can continue to advance. This is wisdom.

After class, Chen Yecheng, Xue Jiaqi, Sun Yihuan and Sun Peixuan evaluated the class from the three dimensions of knowledge, skills and value. They all gave great lectures. Yecheng’s expression was the most precise and the level was very clear. , children can be taught.

Throughout these four classes, there is a problem: the topics are not explained clearly, and teaching and life are not connected.

Isn’t this a common problem among many of our teachers?

Zhou Guoping said that humor is the smile of the soul, the expression of wisdom, and a philosophical attitude towards life. There is an alternative in humor - self-deprecation. "Through self-deprecation, people turn their weaknesses into privileges. Not only do others not resent this privilege, but they are also willing to admit it."

Hao Long in "Shishuoxinyu" is the spokesperson of humor. He first used two kinds of herbs "Polygala" and "Xiaocao" to tease Xie An.

Emperor Huan asked Xie An why the herbal medicine was called Polygala? It was called Xiaocao. It is said that when Xie An lived in seclusion, he seemed to live in seclusion, and soon he went down the mountain to become a lay official in Huan Wen's house. This would certainly make Xie An feel ashamed.

Hao Long also has a classic joke.

"Hao Long was lying on his back at sunrise and midday on July 7th. When people asked him why, he replied: 'I was drying books.'"

There are many people drying clothes on July 7th. , everyone will make comparisons, and in the current popular words, it is called showing off wealth.

The hidden meaning of Hao Long’s statement is that it doesn’t matter if I don’t have money to buy clothes, and I don’t think I have many books, but I have a lot of books to show off. Showing off can also be a homonym. Nowadays, it is often said to show off happiness.

Hao Long is good at studying literature, and the confidence to laugh at and show off to himself is probably given by the culture of the Wei and Jin Dynasties.

Of course, people in the Wei and Jin Dynasties pursued beauty. There is a story about the killing of Wei Jie in the Rong Zhi chapter, which shows that many people in that era were also members of the Appearance Association.

Therefore, people who are not good-looking or have special looks are easily laughed at by others. Kang Sengyuan is from the Western Regions and should have a Western face, so his high nose and deep eyes make it easy for people to make fun of him. Monk Yuan's answer was full of humor, "The nose is the mountain of the face, and the eyes are the abyss of the face. If the mountain is not high, it will not be effective, and if the abyss is not deep, it will be unclear."

Humor is not funny. Many of our current entertainment programs will make everyone laugh. However, if you compare carefully, some people's jokes are full of wisdom, while some people's jokes are full of vulgarity.

Watching comedy competitions recently, what really moved us were those shows that brought tears to laughter and thought to laughter.

Another time I watched "Mommy's Secret Service", in which there was another fat teacher who played the piano very well. When he played in the mall, he was laughed at because the fat boy was embarrassed here. The fat teacher used a series of self-deprecation to render the provocateur speechless and left in despair. At the same time, he impressed the student who had always looked down on him.

Humor is a kind of courage, it is also a kind of wisdom, and it is a soft weapon.

I hope my students can learn this humorous temperament from the celebrities of the Wei and Jin Dynasties.