Laugh at one's own sentences in a funny way.

Self-mockery is an attitude towards life. Here are some funny articles I collected for you about mocking your own sentences. I hope I can help you. If you feel good, you can share it with more friends!

Laugh at one's own sentences in a funny way.

1, I'm a wolf (lang) from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

There is a military wizard named Degang Guo in Beijing. Wen can start writing, get on the horse, and make up his mind to do it. On the kang, you know the ladies-in-waiting, and on the kang, you know the shoes.

4. My eyes are not as electric as Tony Leung Chiu Wai's, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok's, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau's, but my smile is more evil than theirs. Because I am a man show man.

5. Two crumbling houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

6. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone is like pancakes.

7. "White collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

8. Behind the house is a show of people. Behind the show of people is implication, behind which is low-key, behind which is introversion, behind which is calmness, behind which is pretending to be B, and behind which is the helplessness of young people!

9. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

10, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

1 1, Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower, which makes people smile every time you open it. My wallet is like an onion, which makes people cry every time I open it!

12, I don't even have a life. Where can I get an emotional life?

13, it is useless to be handsome before the law.

14, I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

15, you call me ugly, but I tell you, I am old and talented. Why do you think this is?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

17, without the pouring of love, I am like a dry road. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers and live a happy and harmonious life, am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

18, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

19, fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

20. I am the most normal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

22. Others say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people came around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

23. I have not only a car, but also my own car.

24. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …

25. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

26, the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, blood and tears, bone-breaking, countless!

27, Valentine's Day is coming, I am very upset, I can't find a lover, no one wants roses, but there are beautiful girls, have a heart, let me take a dip, tell me the house number, roses and hugs, and send them right away.

28. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

29. People used to call me a poor boy, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

30. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

3 1, today people are still singing Li Bai's poems, and the bright moon is still like Li Bai's poems. I learn from Li Bai's understanding of the bright moon, white, bright moon! Li Bai can make poems to nourish the spirit. I have a hundred cups of poems today. Although I am ashamed that I don't have Li Bai's talent, I don't feel ugly. I don't get on the boat or sleep.

As a young woman, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

33. If my face is mixed-race, at most, it is a mixed-race of Vietnam helping Cambodia.

What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.

36. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

37. Every day, no one talks on QQ, no one looks for it, no one sends a message, no one calls, no one goes back to Weibo ... so even if I disappear, no one will find out.

38. Facing the people in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...

39. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

40. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

4 1, Taohuawu Taohuaan, Taohuaan under Taohuaxian. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, () flowers bloom every year.

42. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director among actors, the most skillful screenwriter among directors and the funniest comedian among screenwriters. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

43. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented!

45. My friends always say that I am awkward at first sight. Actually, I'm not embarrassed at all. I don't believe you will be careful ... I might as well have a look!

46. Fortunately, it is a pig, unfortunately, it is a person. I am lucky and unfortunate. At least I sleep like a pig.

47. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

49. It is expected that Qingyun will not grow long, but white hair will grow longer.

50. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

5 1, I am not single, I have a girl with a hard disk.

52. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

53. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.

54. One billion children died of paper, incense and moving bricks. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I shouldn't know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly came home, his clothes were messy and he was making up his makeup. Young people are speechless, only tears thousands of lines. It is expected to sell souls every night, Durex and Jasper.

55, how is it possible to have an uneven chest?

56. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

57. My Excellence will not make me conceited, and I will not be conceited because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues yet.

58. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

59. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

60. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

6 1, who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the free price is higher? If you die single, you can throw them both away.

62. The moon sets in the western hills, sighing at midnight, and it is difficult to wait for a ticket. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Fu Shuai didn't know the tears of young people, so he easily threw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

63. I am a professor who does not sit on the stage. I always leave after class. ...

64. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

65, half-life down and out has become an Weng, learning the whistling night wind alone. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.

Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

67. Beowulf sold his life and fought to the death to defend it. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.

68. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

69. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

70. If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.

7 1, why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, and it is covered with a lot of seaweed.

72. Four major tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

74. I hope I die of old age. I don't want to bow in front of the car. Car dust and clues show things, and wine is hidden in snuff. If the revealer is compared to a hermit, one is underground and the other is in heaven. If we compare Hua San to horses and chariots, I will have no leisure.

75. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

76. When paying my salary, the accountant said to me, "You should pay your salary every six months. There is too little change now ... "

77. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.