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Gratitude to Teacher Sketch for 2 people, 50-100 words
Set: One desk, three sets of tables and chairs Characters: Teacher, student Yang Erya, student Li Daidi, student Chen Ni Chen Chang: We people, we are so happy today... (Go to the seats) Li Chang: The sun was shining in the sky, and the flowers were smiling at each other... Yang said: Last night the west wind withered the green trees, and as soon as I got downstairs, I couldn't see the way to study. When... (Who?) Zhang Huimei Yang: Hey, big news, big news! The class teacher was so angry that we ran away again, and our class has a new class teacher! I heard that the surname is Hou. Chen: That's good. Just now a "sheep" left in anger, and another "monkey" came. Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if Sun Wukong comes, he still has to be angry and go back to Huaguo Mountain. Yang: OK! If you grit your teeth and don't relax, you will continue to work in chaos. I have tried to persuade you to be correct, but whoever comes to protect you will be upset. yeah! Teacher;: Enter the classroom and "come to class!" Chen: Get up, stand up. Teacher: Hello students, please sit down. First of all, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My last name is Hou. Students together: "Monkey"? (Ha...hey...) Teacher: Quiet, please introduce yourself to the students. Yang: Teacher, her name is Chen Ni, and her name is Li Daidi. Chen, Li: Her name is Yang Erya. Teacher;: Don’t the students know who they are? Ask someone else to introduce you. Okay, let me announce the monthly exam results now, shall I? Yang Erya 76, Li Daidi 67, Chen Ni 49. Chen: Ah! Tonight it’s time to stir-fry shredded pork on a bamboo board. Yang, Li: How do you say this? Chen: You don’t know something? Every time I go home after the exam, if the score is below 80, it will be women's singles, if the score is below 70, it will be men's singles, and if the score is below 60, it will be mixed doubles. This time I was dead. Teacher: Stop talking and analyze the reasons why you didn’t do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, your feelings must be profound. Teacher: Okay, can you read your reflection to everyone? Li: How much do you know about Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon? When is the exam? Now I have handed out the test papers again, but the results are too bad to look back in my schoolbag. The lingering fear from last time is still there, but the subjects have changed. When will you be able to come forward? Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward. Chen Chang: Who cares about how miserable I am? Who cares about where I will go tomorrow, my poor grades, how many looks I have received, and how much pain I have suffered. In fact, I feel more pain than anyone else. Yang: When will the high scores be achieved? I wonder if the exam will be strict when I go to school tomorrow? I want to work hard to become stronger, I hear the rooster crow at three o'clock, and I turn on the light to watch the sun at five o'clock. Unfortunately, I am dull and have incomplete intelligence. I also sigh at the mountain of books and the sea, and there should be hatred. Who said that my will is not strong, the moon waxes and wanes, my grades in life are good and bad, and it is difficult to reach the sky. This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times, but I hope that after working hard, my name will be in front of Sun Shan. Teacher: I haven’t complained yet, but you are already complaining. Why! Sing: I don’t know, why is this happening? Students are not what I imagined, they just can’t find the direction of education, let alone be full of hope. Standing in the classroom, tears in my heart, not knowing where to go? Student: wink and laugh. The bell rings... Student: Victory in the first battle, yeah! Go home! Teacher: In the dead of night, it’s the time when I’m upset. I don’t sleep when I’m upset, and students all come to my mind. (Said:) No! These little guys seem to be deliberately against me. It seems that they can't do it in the eyes of the light, hey! By the way, the new curriculum reform now requires optimizing the teacher-student relationship, eh! Just do it. Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so cleanly? There's a new table cover. Hey, where are the chair cushions? Teacher;: Class is here. Today we are learning to calculate the area of ??a parallelogram. Please see, I am holding two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put them together, what do you see? Student: Whispering and making small moves. Laoshi Chang: The students across the way look over, look over, I’m speaking very wonderfully here. Please take a look first. Student: I looked left, right, up, down, but I couldn’t understand anything. Come, come, come... Teacher: Hey! Nothing can be done? Just go up here today, right? Chen: No, no, Li Daidi and Zhang Jiagan are fighting. The head was broken. Let’s take a look, shall we? And: Let's go. Teacher: Welcome at the door. Don't go. You can study peacefully in the classroom. Leave this matter to me. Chen: Li Daidi is in dire straits this time. His family is so poor, so why should he pay for medical expenses? Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will she tell her mother? Her mother is sick. Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce. He: Should we still pray for him? Chen Chang: I pray that Li Daidi comes back safely. Although he is injured, he will be fine if he comes back. Yang Chang: I pray that the teacher can be more lenient and never expel me. Li: I walked into the classroom dejectedly, with gauze wrapped around my head. Teacher: Your face is calm. It’s okay. I’m going to get my homework book and prepare for class.
Yang, Chen: Hey, how is it? Li: Don't mention it. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, without saying a word, he ran back and forth to help me find a doctor and pay the medical bills. He didn't say a word of complaint. Seeing the blood on my head, the teacher burst into tears. Is it too unfair for us to treat him like this? The teacher is very aggressive with us. Student: We all blamed her wrongly. Teacher: Class! Student: Hello teacher! Teacher: Stunned Li Chang: Teacher, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you, I really don't want to, and it makes you sad again. Students sing: Teacher, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you, I really don't want to, and it makes you angry again. The teacher sings: It doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have admitted your mistake and don't have to torture yourself sadly. You don't need too many commitments. As long as you study hard, it is enough for me. There are many memories in a person's life. Together: Thinking of you makes me very sweet. Teacher: Today we learn a short poem "The Psalm of Love" Teacher: Love is the mountain spring Yang: Nourishes so many dry hearts Teacher: Love is the rain and dew Plum: Breeds many happy homes Teacher: Love is the spring breeze Chen: Drives it away The severe cold of winter Teacher: Love is a lighthouse Yang: Let the distance between hearts no longer be far away Teacher: Hold out your heart Student: Hold out my heart Teacher: Use our hearts Student: Use our love: to dedicate :Yesterday, today, tomorrow
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