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"bookworm" composition
There are all kinds of students in my class: cute, naughty and lively … but one student is different.
This is Zhang Huan. She has a oval face, an upturned nose, a glib mouth and a short figure. Her grades are absolutely first-class. Speaking of mathematics, 100, pediatrics! Olympiad? Top 3 before the exam! China? 95 points, no problem! She is in our hearts, but a veritable female champion!
Her grades are so good. Who doesn't envy her? There are two or three students in our class who are secretly competing: whoever passed Zhang Huan is in the class, and several other people give him a massage in front of everyone. Hey, don't say, this method has improved my grades a lot!
Say so much. These advantages can be erased in one sentence: "No scholar." Zhang Huan knows how to learn, and the rest, in one word: No! Zhang Huan can't do other subjects, especially technical ones. No sports, no music! We all call her a nerd.
Although she is a bookworm. But she has a very good heart! When her classmates are in trouble, she helps them without thinking. She is also a "good person" in our hearts.
Okay, do you want to know her? If you want to go to Feng Gang No.5 Primary School. 1 class, go find her.
Today, I accidentally saw the joke of "bookworm going to dinner" and couldn't help laughing. After laughing, I thought of our composition teaching.
The joke "nerd goes to eat" is about a private school gentleman surnamed Wang who takes five students to Mr. Li's house for dinner. Mr. Wang was afraid that his students would affect his reputation, and he did whatever he was asked to do, resulting in a series of jokes.
In composition teaching, some teachers also have the shadow of Miss Wang. They teach students to die. They turned the composition class into an "inverted model" class. They wrote an article in advance, or found a related composition for students to read, but they didn't explain it. They asked the students to draw a gourd ladle, and the students refused loudly if they were slightly derailed. Over time, students' creativity is bound and they will only turn around the teacher's baton all day. Students can't extrapolate, so that their compositions are the same, and the parents of rural students have become doctors, lawyers and teachers. Mom and dad are alive and healthy, but their "unfilial" children wrote that they were sick in bed and even died of lung cancer, which made teachers laugh and cry.
The reason for this situation is really worthy of our teacher's deep thinking. Let students write their true feelings, which is the focus of teachers' composition teaching. I hope that teachers will not follow in the footsteps of Mr. Wang and improve students' compositions to a new level.
I am a bookworm. I am a nine-year-old boy, in the third grade of primary school. My mother always said I was a bookworm. When I was in preschool, I was reading after class when I suddenly heard the teacher call me, "Yang Xiankuan, we have been waiting for you for a long time. Please put down your book. It's time for class now. " I just realized that there is a class now.
Recently, I was reading a book before eating, and suddenly I felt a little pain in my back. I think, pain is pain, nothing! So I read the book again carefully. After a while, I felt a little hungry and asked, "Mom, is the meal ready?" Nobody talks! I looked at my watch and it was 1 1 point! I have to go to bed. The next morning, I asked my mother, "Mom, why didn't you invite me to dinner last night?" "I called you yesterday and you ignored me; I patted you and you ignored me. I was angry and hit you on the back. You touched your back and watched it again. I will ignore you! " "ah? No! " Would you like to be friends with a nerd like me? If you like, we will become good friends!
My mother often says to me, "There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book." When I was in kindergarten, my mother always told me one or two stories in the evening, and I listened with relish. My mother used to be a kindergarten teacher, and the source of the story is my mother's textbook, which contains some famous sayings, fairy tales and selected readings of famous works at home and abroad ... The people in these stories often worry me, and I am gradually fascinated.
Later, I learned to read. According to my mother's statistics, I can read more than 1000 words. That night, my mother stopped reading to me and let me read by myself. Gradually, I finished reading a book-Journey to the West.
After going to primary school, the demand for books is growing. I found an oasis again, and a friend next door introduced me to a book, The Adventures of Little Tiger. At first, I was only interested in the magical exploration tool, and I didn't know that this exploration tool was related to the scenes in the book until I bought the book. Only by combining books with tools can I truly appreciate the fun of adventure.
Up to now, the rich books in our class attract me like magnets. Sometimes I will take them back as my own, and I will only think of them when I get home.
I'm such a nerd.
My mother is a real bookworm. Don't believe me. Listen to me slowly.
I remember that time, my mother was reading and cooking. Look: She put the book aside, turned the egg over a little, and went to see his "baby". Coming out of the study to prepare for dinner, I went to the kitchen and could only smell a burnt smell. We won't know until we get to the pot. It turned out that my mother not only turned oil into sesame oil, but also turned over the eggs only once because she was cooking while reading a book. When it's time to eat, I can only drink boiled egg and rice soup. That's terrible!
And that time, while reading a book, she poured water into the bottle for me and asked me to go to school to drink water. As there was no hot water, she had to give me hot water on the induction cooker. When I got to school and went to physical education class to drink water, I found that the water poured into the bottle was raw water! Later, I learned that she just plugged in the bolt but didn't press the switch, so the water was still cold and she poured it in for me!
There are countless such things. Hey, my mother is really a bookworm!
I am a real bookworm.
I remember once, my father and I went to the library to read and buy books. As soon as I entered the library, I saw a favorite book-Douluo Mainland. Douluo Continent is a novel. I looked at it and forgot to ask my father to buy this book. I put down my book and looked for my father in the library. As a result, I found my father at the counter of the library and dragged him to the front of the book. Ask my father to buy this book. My father and I bought this book and went home.
I had been reading this book when I got home. I watch it when I walk, when I eat and when I go to the bathroom. Look! I am really a little bookworm!
I can do anything to study. I am a fast reader, so I often borrow books from others, such as my good friend Liu, from whom I borrowed 23 books. Once, I borrowed a book from my friend Hongda. He asked me to help him with his homework first, and then lent me the book. I thought to myself, "help him with his homework, but I'm afraid of being told by the teacher." Forget it, I'll throw caution to the wind for that. "So, I helped him finish his homework, and he kept his promise and lent me the book.
Little readers, after reading these two things, don't you think I am a real bookworm?
Speaking of books, my sister is as busy as a bee. Because of her sister, she is a complete "bookworm"! As soon as she got the book, she wolfed down her food like a greedy hungry wolf.
First, eat and read.
One night, it was time for dinner. My mother asked me to call my sister down for dinner. I shouted downstairs: "Sister! Eat! " After shouting for a long time, nothing happened. I had to run to my sister's room. She was reading a book and still enjoying it. I said to my sister, "Sister, go down and eat quickly!" " "She said," Oh, I know. I'll be right down. " I said angrily, "if you don't go down, the food will get cold." Believe it or not, I tore your book! ""When I reached for her book, she had to, she had to go on reluctantly. However, at the dinner table, my sister suddenly took out a book and read it with relish. We are helpless. Who called her a nerd?
Second, reading myopia
I have repeatedly advised my sister not to read books lying down, which will make her nearsighted, but she refused to listen, and she still read books lying down. Day by day, because my sister didn't listen to advice, she finally became nearsighted.
This is my bookworm sister.
"Nerd" composition 8 Look! Who is the girl who wears glasses, carries a schoolbag, forgets everything and is immersed in the book? She is me-Lin Xinyi.
When I was 4 years old, I fell in love with reading comic books. I always read for hours before going to bed. At that time, my bookshelves were full of books, but I finished reading so many books in about 6 days. I have to read every book three times before I change it. I don't know why, every time I read it, it has a different taste. The more I read it, the more delicious it is!
When I was 5 years old, my bookshelf was full of fairy tales with pictures. Mom always talks about me, so it's strange that I can't be a nerd. I can finish reading a book in a day, and I still have thousands of dollars to buy books for you! But no matter what my mother says, I just like reading anyway. Whenever I read a book, I feel uncomfortable when others disturb me.
When I was 7 years old, I read illustrated history books, including five thousand years, historical records and so on. But when I study, I naturally have less time to study, but I still try to find time to study.
Needless to say, I have become a complete bookworm now. One day in March, my parents went to bed, about 3 o'clock, so I closed the door, turned on the light and secretly read a book. Since then, I have been reading books at this time every day, and it is very sad not to read them!
Everyone should take care of books! You can't destroy books! Because books are the source of knowledge, books are like a ship, which takes us across the ocean of knowledge and takes us to the other side of knowledge!
There is a bookworm in our class who loves learning and reading. He is the monitor of our class, Li Ce.
He is dashing and well dressed; He has heavy eyebrows and fine features. Curved mouth and a pair of small ears; With short black hair ... this is the "bookworm" in our class.
Once in a local class, the teacher asked us to choose whether to study or play basketball ... All of us chose to play basketball, and only he read quietly in his own position, as if to say, "I just want to be a quiet handsome boy, go by yourself!" The teacher said, "If a classmate doesn't leave, we won't leave." So, several classmates came out to persuade him to go out to play basketball with us, but he didn't want to. Then, they took away his extracurricular books. He said angrily, "Why did you take away my extracurricular books?" Get angry and bring back the extracurricular books.
Another time, I was reading with him, and he said, "Do you know what it means to have fun?" I said, "I don't know." He said: "It's just that some people only care about being happy every day and traveling all day." I said, "You are so poetic and bookish!"
This is the bookworm in our class. I want to learn from him, read more books, form a good habit of reading and have more knowledge.
The nerd is a classmate in our class and our nickname, because he knows nothing but reading. Not only was the class over, but everyone else happily went outside to play games, but he still sat quietly turning over his textbooks, as if everything had nothing to do with him. Of course, his character is rarely taught to his friends.
Today, the head teacher changed his seat. Unfortunately, he and I became deskmates. I can't help secretly complaining, and the days after that will be sad. Sure enough, he seldom talks every day, but I can't sit still. After class, I ran out to play and sometimes chatted with him, but he often replied very little because his energy was concentrated on the textbook.
On this day, we went to physical education class, and the PE teacher asked everyone to run three laps, because there was still a week before the PE exam. Of course, running three laps is easy for me, but it's different for nerds. After running for two laps, he couldn't hold on because he didn't exercise normally. Seeing this situation, I came to the runway, constantly cheering for him and accompanying him to finish the last lap.
With this experience, our relationship is much better than before. He would take the initiative to talk to me and give me a topic, so we gradually became good friends, and with his help, my grades also improved significantly. Finally, I want to thank him.
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