How to write skit string words?

Question 1: The lyrics of the song sketch. You must have written the previous opening, so I will start directly from the first dance. Please forgive me if it is not well written. 1. I believe that everyone has already felt the strong flavor of the New Year. Let us follow the dance steps of XX to welcome the arrival of the new year. Please enjoy XXXX (the name of the dance) below. 2. Love, what is it? It is the waiting that has been exchanged sincerely for thousands of years, it is the broad agreement of life and death, and the eternal agreement with Zi Chengyue. But everyone has dignity and choice. If you don't love them, please walk away. Please enjoy the dance brought by XX below. 3 After enjoying the beautiful dance, do you want to do something else? I believe you have all seen Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang's two-person dance. So today our xx and xx walked through the mountains and fields and crossed the river. I checked this sentence and it is a lyric from Colorful River) I will bring you two people to play Colorful River. 4. Thousands of slender hands quivering and thousands of wise eyes twinkling" express the unique rhythm and beauty of Dunhuang dance with graceful figures and graceful postures, and reveal the peace and virtue in the windows of the soul with dignified appearance and angelic smile. "As long as You are kind-hearted. As long as you have love in your heart, you will have a thousand hands to help you. As long as you are kind-hearted and as long as you have love in your heart, you will reach out a thousand hands to help others." Next, please enjoy "Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara" 》 5. Many people have confided their worries to me, and I often tell them that an optimistic and open-minded heart can withstand everything. Who told us to like being poor and happy? Being poor is not terrible, being happy is the last word. Let’s see how poor they are. I'm happy. Please enjoy the dance and have fun. 6. How do you feel about the dance? Are you happy? Do you want to be more high? Ha, now comes our lottery. Let's see if the lucky winner can do it. It’s you. Let’s write it here first.

Question 2: How to write the lyrics for the sketch "The Tricky Student"? Female: XX, do you remember that time in school? Male: Of course! Female: Yes, you were really naughty back then! Male: Hey, don’t mention it anymore~~ Really! Female: Alas, today’s students are even more noisy than we were back then! Really? There are others who are more troublesome than me, hahahaha, I’m sorry, I hope you can use (=^ ^=) to enjoy the current version of "The Naughty Student"! < /p>

Question 3: How to write the program words? Our program is called "Classroom Storm". It is a sketch, comrades, the XXX just above has just left. This humor makes people think of the previous campus life, and it is also full of laughter. The unexpected "Teacher Troubles" are here again. What interesting stories will they bring us? Next, please watch the sketch "Teacher Troubles"

Question 4: Ask for the lyrics for the sketch.. After many difficulties, I made up my mind to fight hard. Even though there was not much hope, I did not apply for this position. After the turmoil in the self-study exam, I have never encountered any good things, but I believe that as long as I have confidence and perseverance, I will be able to do this. Students will have a bright future after hard work, just like the new three fight against the white-bone demon, they will eventually succeed.

Question 5: Cross-words between songs and sketches 1) "Love You" by Cyndi Wang. S.H.E "I Love You", Beyond "Really Love You", Li Zongsheng "I Really Love You", Jerry Yan "I Really Really Love You"

Comments: Yes. Is it so complicated?

2) Faye Wong's "If You Are Fake", Teresa Teng's "If I'm Real", Xiao Zhengnan's "If I'm Fake", Meng Tingwei's "True or Fake".

Comments: Can I return it?

3) Jackie Chan "Who Am I", Cockroach "Forgot Who I Am", Jolin Tsai "Who Are You", Ding Zhi'an "Forgot" "Who Are You".

Comments: You all need melatonin!

4) Elva Hsiao "Be Your Girl in My Life" and Long Meizi's "Be Your Woman in the Next Life". Comment: Not bad, mature!

5) Pu Shu's "I Love You Goodbye" and Ding Wei's "Goodbye I Love You"

Comments: Not given...

6 ) Su Yongkang "Men should not make women cry", Jordan Chan "Women should not make men too tired".

Comments: What a considerate couple!

7) Jiang Yuheng's "Are You Afraid of Loving Me?", Stefanie Sun's "Afraid", Wang Leehom's "Don't Be Afraid", Wilber Pan's "I'm Not Afraid", Zhao Wei's "Not Afraid", Guo Meimei's "Not Afraid", Ekin Cheng "Be afraid of nothing, be afraid of nothing".

Comments: There are so many people, so bold! 8) "The Story of Spring" by Dong Wenhua, "The Story of Summer" by Yang Qianhua, "The Story of Autumn" by Chen Ailing, and "The Story of Winter" by Ma Tianyu.

Comments: What a daily storytelling session!

Question 6: The string of words in the sketch "Interview" Hao: What... I am having an interview in the office! oh! Is that the office on the left or the office on the right? oh! The office over here on the right! Okay...Okay...Thank you! Thanks! Ouch! It’s really hard to find a job now, and everyone doesn’t know it. You really don’t understand me. I’m actually not an easy person. I went to many supermarkets a few days ago without success. I don’t know how the interview will be today. I’m about to meet the store manager and I’m so nervous! office! office! This is it! DZ: Well, well, I'm busy right now! Take the time to talk about anything! What! ! ! We caught a thief in our supermarket. Hey, this thief is so arrogant that he dares to come to our supermarket and steal things. Where is the thief now? office! The one on the left or the one on the right! The one on the right. Ouch ouch! Okay, okay...I'll take care of it. It's so outrageous and outrageous. This one is on the right. DZ: It’s you! Hao: It’s me! Um, no you... it's DZ: I'm the store manager here! Hao: Oops! Hello store manager! DZ: What are you going to do? Hao: It’s not the store manager. They said that only you can decide whether I can leave or stay. DZ: Haha! Oh, you are quite sensible! Hao: Oh! Store manager, please smoke a cigarette. DZ: Stop doing this. Stand back... Hao: This store manager looks pretty awesome. DZ: Stand up! ! ! Stand up for me. Who told you to sit down? Don’t you know your identity? Hao: I know! Does this store manager have ADHD? DZ: What are you mumbling over there? Then you! Hao: No...nothing. DZ: Come here. oops! The boy looks quite strong! Hao: Only when you are in good health can you work! DZ: Let me see where you are going this time! Hao: I won’t run… I won’t run! How could I run! DZ: Oh, you... tell me about you! You're such a big man, what can't you do? Why do you just want to do this? Hao: There’s nothing I can do about it, store manager! You're not the store manager (listen to me) (the content in brackets is interrupted) DZ: There's no way you... you can do this, right? Hao: Store manager, please listen to me explain to you. DZ: You...you stand back. Hao: It’s actually not easy for me to be a store manager. You don’t know, a few days ago I and some of my fellow villagers had friends... DZ: Partner. If you just call it a partner, that would be the end of it! What kind of fellow countrymen? Hao: The store manager’s speech is really humorous. DZ: I’m laughing with you here! You have to say accomplices. explain! Hao: A few days ago, a few of my accomplices and I spoke so awkwardly. DZ: Not awkward, not at all. Calm down your emotions and tell me what you and your accomplices did. Hao: My fellow countrymen and I are friends. DZ: Tell me...what did your accomplices do! Hao: I went to many supermarkets without success. So today I boldly and boldly come to you to give it a try. DZ: It’s so arrogant, okay, okay, come on like this! No rush! Let's make a transcript now. What do you answer when I ask you? Be honest! Hao: Yeah! I will definitely say it nicely! DZ: Say it! I've been doing this for several years. Hao: Five years! DZ: That’s five years! Hao: Well DZ: Good guy, so you are quite experienced! Hao: Oops! It can’t be said that he is rich in experience, even if he has experienced hundreds of battles! DZ: I can’t even say that about you, you’ve been through hundreds of battles. Come on, I usually do it somewhere! Hao: Oh! Well... there are more places like ***, you are like this... DZ: Stop... tell me one by one. Hao: Oh! Like restaurants, bars, bathhouses, KTVs, game arcades, and public security bureaus. DZ: Ah! ! ! Hao: No...not the kindergarten next to it.

DZ: Oops! You don’t even let the children go! Hao: But later I stopped working in these places. DZ: Why did you stop working? Hao: You don’t know! You can’t make money if your boss keeps an eye on you too closely. DZ: Oh! You can't make money. Hao: Later I worked in a supermarket for three years. DZ: You...you said you worked in a supermarket for three years!!! Hao: Ah! What...what's wrong? I've only been working for three years. DZ: No...go on. Hao: No...I've only been working in the supermarket for three years! Store manager, let me tell you, you don’t know, there are more than 20 people like me in that supermarket, the competition is too fierce! DZ: Oops! Hao: I stopped doing it later! DZ: Ah, why don’t you do it anymore? Hao: I quit because the competition is too fierce! But I just came to your store and wanted to give it a try. I thought, DZ: No... with your... there are so many people in that store, can you still make money? Hao: I just started doing it later... >>

Question 7: Stringing together words in sketch programs. It was another sunny afternoon. With a revolutionary sentiment, I finally "reformed" and made progress every day. When I came to the classroom, I listened to the sound of freshmen reading and the earnest teachings of seniors. It seems that the "Disciple Rules" gave me this feeling. After every exam, I feel like I'm back to the past. It brings back those lingering memories, tell me your love and guide me to leave. Thank you, Comrade Warden, for giving me a chance to start a new life. After selling drugs, interview with the student union. Unfortunately, the interview requires Mandarin. After a loss, I tossed and turned again, and once again mustered up the courage to face life.

Question 8: I want to find the host of the sketch "Big Love". The thank you sketch is a lively and humorous performance form. At the CCTV Spring Festival Gala every year, the audience is most looking forward to the wonderful sketch. program, let us enjoy the wonderful sketch "Difference" together, please give me a round of applause. . . . Dear, I just watched the dialogue in the show. It seems to be a cross talk, right? . . . . . . Anyway, it's the same, hope it helps~. . . . . . .

Question 9: How to write the string words of the skit "Class Reunion" 1. We will be on the market soon, in morning markets, night markets, supermarkets, whatever we want. 2. Do you own such a big hotel? It's all mine. Ancestor craftsmanship! Ah, isn’t your family a shoe repairman? Aren’t all arts connected? 3. Don’t worry, your help won’t be in vain. As long as my restaurant can continue to open, you can eat here for free. I'm eating for nothing! That's right. If I drive for a day, you will eat for free. If I drive for a lifetime, you will be free for the rest of your life. Don't worry, you lied to me. If you don't believe me, I will get you a certificate. What kind of certificate? *** certificate. 4. If you don’t talk, I won’t talk. I have to think about what to say. After much thought, I will say something, but I won’t say anything. When I look at Section Chief Chang's speech, he is watertight. He talks for a long time and it seems like he didn't say anything at all. 5. No matter how old you are, you are a handsome man. Just call me your Goddess! Okay, man, hahahaha. . . It's okay, just say what you want. Look at you, you have become a section chief when you are only in your twenties, and your future is promising. *** Ah, you are truly one of the best among men, one of the most proud, handsome, and suave. well! Don't stop. Having both ability and political integrity, wisdom and courage, one person has the right to succeed. 6. When it comes to my approach to success, there is actually nothing to mention. Then I won’t mention it, just mention it. As the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. So my first step is to prepare. The most critical second step is to wait for the old section chief to retire. 7. Where are the younger siblings? You know it! When I was in school, I was the one I was dating. I called him sister-in-law at that time. To respect you, I now call him Slender Man. Your sister-in-law, my brother-in-law, my former partner, your wife-in-law, is doing very well now! You have the final say. I have the final say no matter what. I'm not your father-in-law. I can do either. 8. First, give me a bottle of Coke from 1982. Isn’t Coke expired? My Coke is flown in from Bordeaux, France, and is made from fine red grapes. Red wine! Forget it, give me a bottle of mineral water! Bottled mineral water, should you drink 38-degree mineral water or 52-degree mineral water? Mineral water is divided into different degrees. We have been cellaring it for fifty years, and the soy sauce aroma is not overpowering. Your menu is too fancy, I won't order it. Isn't it safe to say so on the menu? 9. This is called a ball of Heqi spread eggs. This is not an ordinary spread egg, ours is a black egg spread. You call this corruption (corruption).

Come and see this and this. Come and see this and this. This is called Xiu Wai Hui Zhong. Isn’t this just naan? There is something special about this. There is a turbot fish hidden in the middle. You can tear the naan apart and look at it. Zhongbao tears the naan (to line one’s own pocket)! Stop talking and look at this. This sculpture is so beautiful. This is a tiger descending from the mountain, and this is a goshawk spreading its wings. This dish is called Ru Hu Tian Wing. I can't bear to eat this. It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to eat it, you can pack it up and take it back later. Yes, goshawks and tigers fight together. These dishes of yours are so sharp! 10. Hey, hey, hey! Don’t argue, I’ll just invite you. That's okay, please. I can't compete with you if I'm a kid. 11. Even though you are a small section chief now, you will definitely be a successful senior section chief ten years from now. 12. You see, the business of my hotel is indeed not good. If you have a job in the future, you can bring all your people to me, and I will give you a commission then, okay? I'll tell you this matter in a tactful way. If it doesn't work, then you have to be decisive. If decisiveness doesn't work, you just won't give me face. Do you also have to give him face? Did he save your life when he was a child? Don't mention this, it's boring. *** Ah, do you want to apply for the certificate? Yuan, do you remember when I saved your life and you saved my life? When you were a child, you went to my house to play Contra, and you were about to die. Did I stop the bullet and save your life? Alas, you really deserve that *** certificate issued to you.

Question 10: How to write the host words for the sketch "Zhen Zhi"? A The performance just now was really excellent, and it pleased me very much

B Hey, how could you give me advice in an instant

A This is nothing to me, next It takes a group of performances to perform Zhen really well

B Then invite them out quickly

A Yes, little plum, help me back quickly

B