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The classic riddle of a cold joke.

1. Yao Ming makes clothes for Wu Dalang (to borrow an idiom)? Answer: high talent, low talent.

2. Playing the flute (playing idioms) in the dead of night? The answer is: have fun in secret.

3. Break the abacus (make an idiom)? Answer: No, Fiona Fang.

4. A sharpshooter shoots (to use an idiom)? Answer: One shot at a time.

5. Don't lift the lid if the steamed bread is not ripe (as an idiom)? The answer is: don't look new.

6. Listen to the cock crow through the door (to use an idiom)? A: The name (sound) is outside.

7. Learn from the teacher just for Ai Danqing (to use an idiom)? The answer is: lewd.

8. Can you remember (type an idiom) after repeated reading? Answer: Never forget.

9. Can't hold it in one breath (to use an idiom)? Answer: Be vividly portrayed.

10, myopia reading official documents (to use an idiom)? A: Take Qi Mei as an example.

1 1, I really am. Good (to use an idiom)? Answer: Self-righteous.

12, no rice porridge (to use an idiom)? A: Open the bow left and right.

13, control (to use an idiom)? The answer is: laziness

14. Young people in the mortuary (to use an idiom)? Answer: put it to death and be born.

15, obviously all wrong (to use an idiom)? Answer: Wrong.

16, open an antique shop in the ancient street (to use an idiom)? Answer: sell the old by the old.

17, forced (to use an idiom)? Answer: All previous efforts were in vain.

18, five lectures (to use an idiom)? Answer: in a few words

19, 60% off the full text (to use an idiom)? Answer: twists and turns

20. Travel to the Great Wall (to use an idiom)? Answer: Wan Li in the future.

2 1, blue sky (to use an idiom)? A: Color is empty.

22. Being in the care of my wife during the day (to use an idiom)? Answer: Yelang is arrogant.

23. Import books (to use an idiom)? The answer is: speak like a book.

24. Do you want to be a gardener when you grow up? Answer: Repeated education does not change.

25. Ancient execution ground (to use an idiom)? ..........

26. Cowherd and Weaver Girl's Lost Love (to use an idiom)? A: indissoluble bond

27. The kitten went up the tree to look for food (to use an idiom)? The answer is: the edge of the forest is looking for fish.

28. I like to travel occasionally (to use an idiom)? Answer: It won't last long.

29. Chop bamboo (to use an idiom)? The answer is: divide and rule.

30. The former residence of the Great Sage was looted (to use an idiom)? A: Nothing.

3 1. Love Hong Kong more than China (to paraphrase an idiom)? Answer: cherish the fragrance and cherish the jade

32. Cease fire along the 38th parallel (to use an idiom)? Answer: Beautiful.

33. Angry clown (to use an idiom)? The answer is: gas-filled bullfighting.

34. Get rich and build roads (to use an idiom)? Answer: There are ways to make money.

35. Afraid of people (to use an idiom)? Answer: Surprised.

36. Street performers (playing idioms)? A: Take part in accidental amusement.

37. Air tickets (to borrow an idiom)? Answer: There is an opportunity.

38. Some women can't get married (to use an idiom)? Answer: Homeless.

39. table tennis makes friendship (to use an idiom)? Answer: Make a decision.

40. Admission notice (to use an idiom)? Answer: What you said must be true.

4 1, used every day (to use an idiom)? Answer: Over time.

42. Resurrection (as an idiom)? Answer: dead and alive.

43. Chou-heung first met Tang Bohu (to use an idiom)? Answer: Laugh it off.

44. There is no business in the hair salon. Do you quarrel and lose your temper (to use an idiom)? Answer: unreasonable