Someone tells some jokes (clean)

1, there is a hide-and-seek club, and the head has not been found yet. 2. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking. On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab. Why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

Move the boss to the public toilet, and the doorman said, Go in and get three cents and two cents! The boss is stupefied: Do you still charge for coming out? Grandpa said: learn to move two-way charges. When the boss came out of the toilet, he was stopped: you squatted in the No.8 pit, and the number selection fee was one yuan, plus one yuan overtime for more than three minutes. There is background music in the toilet, and the ringtone fee is 20 points. If you come here often, I suggest setting up a public toilet package, and it is more cost-effective to send 200 pieces of toilet paper. ...

After watching the 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

. . . . . . . . I don't know if you finished laughing. Hehe, I wish you a good mood every day!