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At that time, I was proud and complacent after winning a little profit; Eyes above the top, laughing at everyone who is inferior to me. All this makes adults laugh. Heaven will be responsible, but can't bear it.
In Chang company, I am the king; Your ants are really like pigs and dogs; Flattery, benefit from tangible benefits, advice when most needed is least heeded, and hard work. Why?
Guy was ignorant because of his short ambition, and he was confused at first. It is understandable that business people are bent on pursuing profits. However, it is the right way for a gentleman to make a breakthrough in his performance by seeking money and consolidating his foundation.
However, the reality is ridiculous: deducting wages and paying attention to petty profits; Full of nonsense, good at messing with cattle. Make friends in battle and cheat others by force. In fact, there is a nest of snakes and mice. Rich and ruthless, not respecting cause and effect; Shameless, you will remember it for thousands of years! Playing politics is fun and empty.
It's hard to say how hard it is for my generation to live in the fence. If we are poor, we will think that we will try to write a limerick, which can be used as encouragement.
It takes hard work to learn from it.
It didn't work, Do not forget your initiative mind.
If one day, Ling Yunzhi,
Look back at a joke!
Some people say that "those who want to achieve great things should be ambitious." It really makes sense to see celebrities at all times and in all countries. I've also heard people say, "an upright man is open and poised, little people haggle over every ounce", which is human nature.
At that time, I was successful, and it felt great to create some profits. People also become arrogant and think that no one is worse than themselves.
Things like this are a joke to everyone. God has given such a man a great responsibility, which he can't bear.
I often think that this is my company and I am the king here! You cats and dogs are like ants. Whoever speaks well of me in front of my eyes, I will give him rights; Whoever says my decision is unreasonable, I will give him little shoes to wear!
Why is this happening?
2. I am ready to leave my job, and I want to ask Great God to write a farewell article in classical Chinese. Company leaders and gentlemen,
After careful consideration, I decided to resign at this point and make other arrangements, appointments and permits. I have been in the company for three years and have been with you. Everything is going well and I feel endless. Even if I resign now, I dare not forget it. Another example is General Manager Li, General Manager Zhu and General Manager Jia. Although I usually don't talk much and I don't have many acquaintances, I am also old and compassionate. Li and the two managers of the project team are also quite ignorant, and they have benefited a lot from giving more suggestions in technology and life. There's nothing to say here, but thanks anyway.
There are three reasons for resigning today.
There is a saying that parents are here, not traveling far or near, which is one of them;
Being stuck in a post for three years, although I am not wise enough to do my best, I am full of fatigue. I can't get it if I steal it, and I can't get it if I stay. This is the second;
Three years of hard work, looking around, has never been less than a sense of security, the results are still unpredictable, bitter in vain, salary stalemate, endless helplessness, is the third. In addition, this book is incomplete and has no narrative.
Words fail to convey meaning, I hope to accept it.
On [something]/[something]
3. Please write your resignation letter in classical Chinese, which is the best. A certain property Hongfeng Home Management Office: Li Yunzhou, Shuzhonggao, Chuanbeiye! Wandering in the south of the Yangtze River, staying in Huzhou. Although there is a talented teacher, it is unfortunate and ill-fated for the teacher. Feng Tang is also old, Li Guang is difficult to seal, Qu Jiayi is in Changsha, and he is rushing to Hongliang Haiqu; The heart is higher than the sky, as a * * *! Naturally, your mouth is full of words and your stomach is full of brilliance. Although Xu Ru didn't go down to Fan Chen's sofa, there is a virtual reality where you can shoot a bullfight! Literary talent reached the peak of the spiritual world; It is difficult to use other mountains to look short under the sky. When it reaches its peak. The article increases its life, but the devil can trouble a wanderer. I feel sad when I care about Qu Zi and Li Sao's nine songs and fall with the wind! The world is blind, leaving only regrets; More profoundly, with the ambition of living in harmony with the sun, Lao Du accused the traitors and denounced the Japanese, and stood aloof from the world. His life has experienced ups and downs, with little crumbs and great anger. This is a gift to the times! My personality and spirit, like Yushu in the breeze, like the bright moon in the sky, can't dance with the world! Alas, I bow down to a property in Huzhou, and I am a young nurse. It seems that if I ride a horse, I will have a thousand miles of ambition, but I will be bound by my hands and feet, and I will accomplish nothing and wander in mediocrity! In view of this, I would like to take the blame and resign as a company executive! From then on, I broke through the cage and set Cai Feng free. Then I opened the iron lock and set the dragon free. Just like seagulls flying in Bai Ou and Wan Li in the mighty clouds, who can be trained? As a result, the most awesome resignation letter was "fired" in several major forums in Huzhou. In an online forum in Huzhou, the author found this resignation letter in classical Chinese with more than 400 words. From the article, the author learned that this letter was written by a Chongqing person who worked as a security guard in a property company in Huzhou. The moderator told the author that after this post was sent out at 2 o'clock the day before yesterday, the click rate has been rising. "It's really hot!" Huzhou Online People's Forum reprinted this resignation letter yesterday afternoon, which also attracted posts. Because the article was written in classical Chinese, citing a lot of allusions, and his personal "bizarre" experience described in his resignation letter, netizens called the author "the first god in Huzhou". However, some netizens doubt its authenticity. The resignation letter was indeed written by the security guard to distinguish the authenticity. I found a property company in Huzhou where I worked. The relevant person in charge of the company confirmed that this resignation letter was indeed written by a security guard who had worked here before, and the letter was submitted in April this year. According to Chu Changyue, the security guard of the property company, the name of the security guard who wrote this resignation was Li Yunzhou, and the resignation submitted at that time was a copy. At that time, he was still puzzled and asked why he used a copy. Li Yunzhou replied, "My manuscript is never easy to show to people.". After the resignation letter was submitted, many people in the company read it, but everyone said they didn't understand it at all. Chen Amin is another security guard of the company, who worked with Li Yunzhou for some time. "Other security guards like to watch TV in the room after work, but Xiao Li likes reading books and often reads some ancient books." According to Chen Amin, 65438 last year. He was also invited to attend a literary seminar in Beijing because he won the second prize of national essay writing. However, because he had no money to go, he tore up the invitation in front of everyone. The author then learned from the archives provided by the company that Li Yunzhou was born in 1980, with a higher education. What is the level of resignation letter "the article is generally flawed"? Ling Zhou, a Chinese teacher in Huzhou Middle School, thinks that the author is familiar with Teng Xu and Du Fu's poems, and he is a studious person. The article expresses his personal feelings about the lack of talents in the form of parallel prose, which is well written on the whole and can show the author's knowledge of ancient Chinese. However, Mr. Zhou also pointed out some shortcomings of this article. He said this article was written in classical Chinese in the form of parallel prose. Some rhymes are not appropriate enough. For example, "literary talent has reached the top of the spiritual world" is somewhat crude. In addition, some literary allusions are slightly blunt. For example, "Xu Ru didn't come to Fan Chen's bed, but there is a virtual (market) where the light can shoot bullfighting" is somewhat piled up. However, more than 400 words can be quoted from 10. Chen of Huzhou Property Company told me that about two months ago, Li Yunzhou called him and said he wanted to come back to work. Chen analyzed that Xiao Li might not find a suitable job, so he called him.
4. Please review two sentences in classical Chinese, the company's corporate words, and write them to wanderers and their relatives in their hometown. 1. After reading the Analects of Confucius, Confucius once said that "you never tire of learning, and you never tire of teaching", "You forget to eat when you are angry, and you don't know how old you are", and also said that "nine times out of ten you are determined to learn". Confucius lived until his death. Being a great scholar and thinker can be said to be a great success (I dare not say that there will be no successors in the future, at least unprecedented). In this capacity, when his tall feet asked him, his answer turned out to be "it's incredible to die at night." As a great scholar with enough capital to show off himself, is it necessary for Confucius to devote his limited life to infinite learning and exploration? The answer is yes. The characteristic of Confucius is not to explore the concrete essence of everything in the world, but to explore the concrete temperament of society and life. Because the objective laws of everything in the world may be limited, but people's specific feelings are infinite. As a limited "man", he explored infinite "man", which is why Confucius felt that learning was endless. People's temperament and behavior are constantly changing, and every time they explore new content, they break the old rules. "If you don't know what you don't know, you don't know who you are." Confucius made it very clear that understanding human nature is the most difficult thing. Confucius' most incisive exposition naturally embodies his profound views on human nature. Tao Xingzhi said that thousands of teachers in Qian Qian taught people to seek truth, and thousands of students in Qian Qian learned to be human. At this point, he and Confucius put forward their ideas thousands of years ago. Undoubtedly, it is inevitable that both of them regard "benevolence" as their goal to improve their self-cultivation and morality. In order to learn, they can not know the taste of March meat, which is enough to show Confucius' diligence, but if he is only diligent, I am afraid Confucius will not be so respected by the world. His eagerness to learn is manifested in various aspects: three people should have a teacher, which is modesty; I am not as good as the old farmer or the old nursery. This is seeking truth from facts. Learning from time to time is a pleasure, which is an optimism. His learning spirit is not limited to our ordinary people's thinking: this is learning, and that is inappropriate. Confucius will accept everything in the world with the broadest mind, which is beyond our power. Confucius was a philosopher and educator two thousand years ago. He had all kinds of skills to earn money and had a profound insight into the meaning of life. On the one hand, he has various professional knowledge such as etiquette, music, archery, imperial examination, calligraphy and mathematics, on the other hand, he also has the idea of managing politics and has a clear direction for the goal of education. Because of his various abilities, he became the most important educator in the history of China civilization. Of course, many details of his money-making skills have not been preserved. But his exposition on life wisdom has become a treasure house of China intellectuals who have lived in the world for two thousand years. When we read and recite his words, everyone can find his goal in life from his wisdom. This is the knowledge of Confucius! This is the study of saints! Maybe we mortals will never understand the meaning of learning from the example of immortality, but everyone may find a new self from it. 2. After reading "University", "University" summed up the mode of realizing a person's lofty ideals and ambitions in his life, that is, "self-cultivation, keeping the family in order, governing the country and leveling the world", and put "self-cultivation" in the first place. "Self-cultivation" is the first knowledge in life, which is what we call "being a man". Only when a person learns to be a man first can he manage his family, a country and the world be at peace and the people live and work in peace. If a person doesn't learn to be a man and can't even manage his own affairs and family affairs well, then he is not qualified to be an official and govern the country. Otherwise, it will do harm to others and society. Therefore, if a person doesn't know how to be a man, no matter how much education he has and how much wealth he has, his life will eventually fail. The ancients said: "Being an official is a character, and being an official is first and foremost a person." Conversely, people who know how to be a man and have noble personality charm will always be remembered and learned. Therefore, the ancients said, "Virtue is the teacher of talent." Flying geese south is a process of teamwork. It is a process in which a group of like-minded partners cooperate and encourage each other until they win. They always like to fly in the shape of "people". In this structure, the flapping of each goose's wings will add an upward force to the following companions and support them to successfully complete the long journey. Someone concluded that a team is a team. It's not money, it's faith and the pace of unity. Be a "noble person, pure person, moral person, who is free from vulgar tastes and beneficial to the people" like Bethune. We are committed and willing to contribute. We all came to this collective for a goal. This is a kind of fate. The opportunity to realize personal value in the performance of management duties, and the collective is the stage for each of us to display our talents and ambitions and the carrier for success. The two depend on each other and promote each other, constantly enhancing our sense of pride, responsibility and mission; You can consciously integrate individuals into the collective family, share joys and sorrows with them, make selfless dedication and contribute all your strength. Practice by yourself. According to your daily reflection on yourself and your revised plan, do not hesitate to put it into action, and quickly apply your little understanding of being a man to your actual work and life, learn from it and experience it in practice. I believe there will be obvious gains. The greatest enemy in life is yourself. The biggest failure in life is arrogance; The biggest ignorance in life is cheating; The greatest sorrow in life is jealousy; The biggest mistake in life is to give up on yourself; The greatest magic weapon in life is diligence; The greatest gift in life is forgiveness; The greatest sin in life is self-deception. I hope we can all become noble people, pure people, moral people and people who are close to the people, and work together to build a better tomorrow! 3. The doctrine of the mean.
5. I want to review two classical Chinese, the company's corporate words, and write them to the wanderers outside. My relatives in my hometown brought me into Ba Jin's deep patriotic feelings. The first two paragraphs of the article: I talked about my hometown's kindness to Ba Jin. My hometown gave Ba Jin support, food and clothing, bitterness and happiness, relatives and friends and happiness. I hate you, but I have to love you. This sentence is very clear about Ba Jin's inner world. I hate him because I want to leave him, but I can't keep him. I have to love him because Ba Jin loves his native land very much. His ambivalence has forced Ba Jin into the abyss of pain. For example, reading My Dream written by Ba Jin brought me into his ideal of insisting on writing articles. Ba Jin also has the idea of giving up: a kind of psychology is blocking his progressive ideal, knocking on the erected faith in his heart, closing the window, welcoming the "abandoned" guests, putting on "faith" and making the erected "faith" more firm; Open the window, greet the guests with "faith" and drive away "giving up". In order to write a better article, Ba Jin gave up what ordinary people have: light, love, freedom and happiness, and all these beautiful things. Instead, I choose to soak in books all day, write articles diligently, and work hard, persist, struggle and overcome in order to write better works. I have to admire Ba Jin very much. There are many such examples in real life. There are countless people who, like Ba Jin, hold the belief of never giving up, study hard to get into a good university, work hard to find a good job, work hard to climb the peak, and overcome difficulties for their dreams ... I hope everyone can face the difficulties in life with eternal faith like Ba Jin.
6. Read Liu Ji's prose in classical Chinese in Ming Dynasty, "Ruibo offers a vest for disaster", and complete the topic 1: ① Satisfy; 2 this, like this; 3 finally, finally; Four each.
Implicit 1:C implicit 1: Zhou Wang Li made commander Rabe attack Rong implicitly 1:( 1) Since you know that the king is insatiable, you induced him to be greedy, which is Rabe's fault. (2) Besides, a gentleman (hero) will not die, and when he dies, he will achieve great fame! Don't princes have natural noble species! Question 1: I think Rab's dismissal was self-inflicted.
Because Rui Ji has told him that Zhou Liwang is an insatiable and slanderous villain, while Rui Bo also offered a horse to intercede, bribed and gave gifts to induce Li Wang's greed, which shows that he is also a despicable person. Comments: As a conjunction, "er" has the functions of "expressing inheritance, merging, modifying and turning", and the specific functions can be analyzed in combination with specific sentences.
Question 1: analysis of the test questions: Wang made Rabe take charge of the army, which means "Pelabe led the army to take the army." According to the principle of structure and meaning, the rhythm of this sentence is "The king sent Master Rabe to conquer Rong". Comments: The correct pause in a sentence is based on a grasp of the meaning and grammatical structure of the sentence. Therefore, when solving this kind of problems, we can first translate the sentences to clearly understand the meaning, and regard the texts with similar meanings as "meaning units", and there is often a pause between "units" and "units"; When analyzing the grammatical structure, we can first grasp the verb, connect the words before and after the verb, observe the whole sentence, find the subject forward, find the object backward, and then find other components, so that we can determine the grammatical structure of the sentence and determine the pause in the sentence accordingly.
Question 1: Analysis of test questions: When translating the sentence (1), pay attention to the sentence "Er refers to you, blasphemy refers to greed, initiation refers to seduction, and it refers to a turning point, so it is". Pay attention to this sentence as a judgment sentence. When translating (2), we should pay attention to the meaning of "except", that is, the meaning of "just" rather than "not", so as to make the whole sentence translation complete and smooth.
Comments: Classical Chinese translation is a necessary question for reading classical Chinese. The standard of classical Chinese translation is three words: faithfulness, expressiveness and elegance.
For junior high school students, it is very good to be able to meet the first two standards of "faithfulness" (accuracy) and "fluency". Because the senior high school entrance examination requires literal translation of classical Chinese, it pays attention to the implementation of every word, especially the understanding of key words and the judgment of special sentence patterns.
Question 1: Test analysis: After Rabe's victory, he gave a good horse to Zhou Liwang, who was insatiable and listened to rumors, good or bad. Before giving the horse, Rui Ji advised him, but he didn't listen, which led to the crime of exile. Everyone has his own opinion on this question and discusses the answer from the perspective of criticizing Rabe. Comments: Talk about feelings according to the content of the article. For classical Chinese, the key is to read the content of the article, analyze the characters' practices on the basis of understanding the content of the article, and then talk about their own views according to the characters' practices.
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