Humorous and funny quotations of chicken soup for the soul, each sentence is sharp and incisive, which is refreshing!

1. Is there anyone like me who thinks he looks ok when looking in the mirror? He doesn't look like this when he takes pictures, and it's not bad to listen to his own voice, but it's really bad to hear the voice. I don't believe I'm the only one.

2. Some people don't play games much at night, don't read books, don't do things, don't fall in love, have no one to chat with, and always stay up late.

Going to the bank in summer, one is to rub the air conditioner, and the other is to look at the balance, and the body and mind will suddenly feel much better.

Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream. Who are you and who can win the world's opposition?

6. When I was a child, I often wondered whether to go to Tsinghua, Peking University or Fudan when I grow up. I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

7. God is fair, and giving you an ugly appearance will also give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

9. You don't think I look good, do you? If I were the most beautiful person in the world, I wouldn't have a crush on you.

10. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.