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The 19 sentences said by "Talk Show King" Li Dan are all heart-breaking!

2. The moon is very bright, it is useless to be bright, and it is bright even if it is useless. I like you, it doesn’t matter if I like you or not.

3 I never feel that I am not free, I just enjoy the freedom that I can afford.

The four people are lived, not imagined.

5. Hundreds of ghosts walk at night in the heavy rain, and there are people among them who are happier than the ghosts.

6. How lonely it is to have no friends. Same thing with it.

7. What is more beautiful than the "Mona Lisa" is the burning "Mona Lisa".

8 I don’t understand why you pinch your legs and rub your eyes when something good happens to you. What should you do if you wake up?

9. The equality of all living beings does not mean that all living beings have the same value, but that all living beings have the same value. All living beings have no value.

10. Before I spoke, I laughed first. Now that the laughter is over, listen to me express my heartfelt feelings. Follow

11 People will always find excuses for their mistakes, and we rely on this to survive.

12. "Master, I think it's cool to be indifferent to fame and fortune." "You are full.

13. "Why do you set off firecrackers when you get married?" "It must be for you. Make friends yourself

14. They have many truths about love, and I have you.

15. The purpose of making money is to make some money.

16. Maybe this is the key to the problem. What we love is the moon, not the moon 293

17. "Master, the leaves have fallen, it's autumn." "That's the opposite"

18. There is nothing we can do about the truth except to understand it

19. The majority of people in this world can be chosen They are all illusions, and the most false one is to make people think.