What are the jokes about laxatives?

1. A beautiful car model, Kiki, is the most beautiful car model in this company and has the best figure. However, her appearance attracted many jealous people, and Gulisha was one of them.

One morning, the boss told them that these car models were on display in the afternoon and no work was prepared in the morning. Gulisha heard the news and called other car models, ready to play tricks on Kiki. Everyone thought a lot of ideas, but Gulisha was never satisfied. Then a car model named Quercus acutissima suggested, "Take laxatives!"

Hearing this, Gulisha said, That's a good idea! So the oak tree took out its special laxative for losing weight and handed it to Gulisha. Gulisha said, let's split up and I'll put the laxative in. Then he called everyone to his side, whispered for a while, and then dismissed.

At noon, everyone went to the canteen to cook. Gulisha deliberately sat opposite Kiki and was eating. Suddenly Gulisha said, I want some shredded potatoes. Kiki, please help me. Kiki agreed.

Gulisha took the opportunity to put laxatives in Kiki's bowl. Kiki came back and they continued to eat. Gulisha thought, now you are going to make a fool of yourself!

In the afternoon, the exhibition began. Halfway through the performance, Kiki suddenly felt a stomachache and wanted to have diarrhea, but the boss kept them from leaving during the performance. She had to pinch her legs to hold back, but after releasing a lot of smelly and loud farts, she still shed a lot and dripped down her thighs. Suddenly, a car model named Xiaoqian stuck out her foot and tripped over Kiki. As soon as the abdomen is oppressed, loose stool comes out and is all over the table. Kiki wants to stand up, but she can't. She had to lie prone on the table, let loose stool flow out and slowly flow out of her underwear.

The audience ran away, and Kiki looked at the loose stool in a trouser pocket and shed tears.

At this moment, a tall and handsome man suddenly came. He desperately helped Kiki, took her home, helped her sit on the toilet and rubbed her stomach. Kiki looked gratefully at the man in front of her while having loose bowels, with a happy smile on her face.

Later, they got married. The man's name is Kan Xiu, his father is the chairman of Yuanda Group, and Kan Xiu is the future successor. You can say that Kan Xiu is a rich second generation.

Kanxiu likes independence. He doesn't usually live with his father, but lives alone in his villa. Kanxiu took Kiki to quit her job in the car model company and let Kiki live with herself. Kiki thought she would live a happy life. Unexpectedly, Kanxiu likes to watch beautiful women have loose bowels, so she often takes laxatives to make her have loose bowels.

On one occasion, Kanxiu took her shopping, but she put laxatives in the water bottle. Kiki had just finished drinking water and suddenly had diarrhea, so she asked Kanxiu to take her to the toilet (a very simple one, regardless of gender), but Kanxiu locked the toilet door yesterday. He deliberately pushed the door open and said to Kiki, Kiki, there is someone inside. Let's go to the street and find a toilet. But Kiki just walked out of the mall when she had diarrhea. She had a pair of pants.

On another occasion, Kan Xiu took her shopping and gave her a laxative. On the way, Kiki clamored to go to the toilet, but Kanxiu chose a road without a toilet, and Kiki spilled it on her pants, attracting passers-by to watch.

Kiki asked Kanxiu what happened, and Kanxiu said that she had chronic gastroenteritis.

2. Liu Er is a pure beauty. Two arch eyebrows as thin as her name, like scratches when swallows cross the West Lake, and a pair of big eyes that are always watery and shiny, like clear water waves. Her facial features are as lovely and pure as Barbie dolls and are admired by many boys. Liu Er is also a famous talented woman. She was admitted to the key class of this key middle school with the first place in the college entrance examination.

One night, Liu Er is trying to do exercises. Look at your watch. It's past ten in the blink of an eye. But Liu Er still doesn't want to go back to the dormitory. She felt sick when she heard the heated and loud discussion of her roommates. Liu wants to continue doing exercises, but somehow, she can't concentrate any more.

Liu Er didn't know what was going on. He stood up and walked around. Suddenly, a pain in her abdomen made her unable to hold back. She suddenly squatted down, moaned softly and rubbed her lower abdomen desperately. But the pain kept spreading and my stomach turned upside down. Liu Bai's forehead oozed a layer of cold sweat and his face was very pale. Suddenly, she felt a force hitting her anus. She desperately contracted the duodenum and closed the anus to prevent that kind of thing from overflowing.

She touched a seat at random and thought it might be better to sit down. I didn't expect the pain to increase. Liu Meili's facial features twisted together, and his fist sank deeply into his lower abdomen. She felt that she couldn't stand it any longer, and her strength grew stronger and stronger, trying to rush out of her body.

"I can't!" She let out a cry, rushed out of the classroom with her stomach in her arms and ran in the direction of the toilet. The more I run, the more I feel my stomach is cramping desperately. I can't help it. She had to stop and walk forward in small steps. Liu's legs are tight and his knees are slightly bent, trying to control his anus.

Finally, I walked to the door of the toilet step by step. "Maintenance disabled?" Liu Er couldn't help exclaiming. Look at the toilet upstairs. There is a long staircase. Go through a corridor and turn right. "What to do!" She let out a cry and said that she couldn't stand the pain in her stomach any longer.

Liu Er still wants to stick to by going up one flight of stairs. Touching the stairs, she insisted on raising her feet and wanted to go upstairs. "ouch!" Because of the movement of the leg, the force finally broke through the anus. Liu Er felt something hot in his underwear and stuck it on his ass. She took off her pants on the spot, without considering what a lady looks like. "Snoopy-"A yellow-green thing rushed to the pants like a waterfall, and the pants immediately stuck. The feces almost merged into a river and flowed under the stairs. Liu almost lost control, just wanted to put on his pants, and his stomach ached terribly, so he had to squat down again. ...

This has been repeated for more than a dozen times, and Liu Er finally has diarrhea. She emptied her stomach, but it was still bloated and uncomfortable. Liu Er just looked at the feces on the ground and in a trouser pocket, hiding his face and sobbing. What should we do now? How can I go back to the dormitory with such severe diarrhea?