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Guiwang and Anna
The seemingly happy ending of love, at first glance, is not as stormy as those shocking stories, but after the story is finished, like a cup of tea and a handful of spices, it is rolled by boiling hot water and ground by a hard wooden pestle, with a refreshing calm, which makes people recall.
Somehow, I thought of my "Gui Wang and Anna". I call them that, not only because my dad happens to be surnamed Wang, but also because they are really the real version of Anna.
Once, I called Anna at home to report her safety and talked about the news of Mr. Jiang Yang's death. After a while, Anna felt, "They are the best love." Wang Gui, who is eating, can't sit still. He grabbed the phone and said, "You, don't always tell your mother what's wrong. She is too fragile to bear this. She has to think about it. You take care of yourself. I will take care of her. Don't miss us. "
I smiled and wanted to hang up. At the end of the call, Anna accused Wang Gui. "What do you know? If you know who this couple is, you know what you are talking about! "
It seems that our Anna is still so pretentious and arrogant.
I always think that I love fantasy and romance because of Anna's inheritance. Sometimes the two of us sit on the balcony and bask in the sun, or we each read a book, or I tease the cat to water the flowers, or we head together to watch movies and chase Korean dramas, or you recite a poem with me. Now I feel infinitely warm when I recall those fragments of time scattered with gold in the sun.
Once I recited "She pushed the pillow away, got dressed, shook off her sleepiness, opened the pearl curtain, and then the silver screen" in Song of Eternal Sorrow. I asked Anna why Yang Guifei hesitated, because everyone she liked had news. If I were you, I would run down.
Anna blushed like a little girl, and said, "Because she is the person she likes, what clothes she wears and what makeup she wears is all at once chaotic. She is very anxious and eager to meet, but she is afraid that her appearance is not perfect. How tangled it is. You just haven't experienced it, so you don't understand. " As he spoke, he assumed an expert posture and sneered at my question.
At that time, I only felt that Anna's words were groundless until I met someone I liked.
Anna opened the pearly shade, and then the silver screen. However, it was not aimed at Wang Gui.
After my pursuit, Anna told me her first love. This is a humorous and talented person, but not Wang Gui. When I was defending Wang Gui, Gossip said, "So, why did you break up?"
Anna said it was her mother, my grandmother. The old man thinks that although this person is talented, he is always unreliable and disagrees with them. Anna also said that if the two of them are together, although they are not as literate as the old couple, they are still talents and beautiful women.
"Since you have experience! Why stop me from liking that boy! " I've always been bitter about Anna stopping me from puppy love. I always feel that she and I are depraved at least in the world, but she not only ignores me, but also throws cold water on me. "Because I want you to wait a little longer, wait a little longer, and wait for the right person."
Later, I secretly interviewed Mr. Gui at home. No matter how Anna describes her first love, I think Wang Guishuai is better at home. Where else did I get my big eyes? Speaking of Anna, Wang Guixiao's eyes are wrinkled and even awkward.
"You young people now call beautiful girls goddesses, right? At that time, Anna was an angel in our school. You know, you don't know how many people liked her at that time. " Wang Guibian said and laughed, and Anna came out of the back room and patted Wang Gui on the back of the head. "Don't laugh so exaggerated, very ugly. Fortunately, my niece is with me and has a small mouth, otherwise she can't get married. "
"Look at you, niece. You have rejected me all your life. This fairy is really difficult to serve. In the next life, I have to find an ugly wife. " Wang Gui said this sentence with a smile, rubbing his head and laughing.
Perhaps no one can clearly know the bittersweet story of Gui Wang and Anna along the way except me.
As Wang Gui said, Anna was really beautiful and talented when she was young. At the age of 21, she became a Chinese teacher. The students she teaches are not a few years younger than her and have many secret admirers. She stared at Anna in class without blinking an eye.
Although she is a well-read family, Anna is not delicate at all, because grandpa is a father who doesn't know much about loving children, and there are always quarrels at home. When Anna was six years old, she went to live far away with her aunt. She was strong, forbearing and strict. This was my first evaluation of her after I remembered.
Gui Wang, the first college student in the village, graduated from Tianjin University of Finance and Economics. Whenever Wang Gui mentioned his glorious deeds to me, he always looked proud. It is said that when preparing for the exam, the family conditions were not good, and several aunts were still young, which made the room messy. Wang Gui built a shed next to the henhouse and studied late into the night by burning kerosene lamps every day.
Wang Gui is Anna's twelfth blind date, and Anna has already lost interest in other people's introductions. Out of courtesy, I went to see Wang Gui.
Anna later told me that when she met her first face, she really didn't expect to be tied to Wang Gui all her life, but Wang Gui told me that when she met her first face, he felt that he didn't want to marry anyone except Anna.
Fortunately, Wang Gui has a good job and a high salary. When Anna gets 200 yuan a month, Wang Gui is already on the bus. He goes to Anna's house every day. He sent white wine to grandpa today, eggs to grandma tomorrow and snacks to aunt the day after tomorrow.
In this way, the whole family was bought by Wang Gui, but Anna still disagreed. Wang Gui was in a hurry, and there was nothing she could do. In order to get rid of it, she found a master to practice Qigong every day.
Anna's colleague saw it and quickly told him, "Is Wang Gui crazy? Why don't you promise? Everyone is afraid that he will be hard! " Anna doesn't believe it. When she passed by after work, she saw Gui Wang staring at her eyes and practicing. She smiled and thought of the boy. It is really sincere love.
In this way, Anna married Wang Gui, and her home was surrounded by four walls. What I admire most so far is their wedding. Because the food was too expensive, they chose to travel to get married and went to several cities. I saw an old photo of them on the green leather train. Anna was wearing a white wedding dress, and Wang Gui was grinning, busy handing out candy to the people in the whole carriage.
Wang Gui couldn't cook at first, but once Anna asked him to cook porridge, and the whole pot of rice was burnt. The more Anna thinks about it, the more wronged she becomes. She sat in the room and cried. From then on, Wang Gui went home to practice fencing every day. Unconsciously, the chef at home became Wang Gui. Sometimes when the family eats around the dining table, Anna always proudly says, "Girl, let's see who will be happier in marriage in the future. You must bear the pressure. "
In fact, Wang Gui said that Anna still suffered a lot from following him. Just married, living in a house allocated by the unit. There was a gas poisoning. At that time, Anna was pregnant with me, and when the couple were taken to the hospital by their neighbors, they found that they were dying.
Later, Wang Gui's company didn't run very well. On several occasions, she came home late and was drunk and unconscious. Anna sometimes nags and doesn't like it, but when Wang Gui is drunk, she still kicks him from the sofa to the bed.
Later, Anna had a heart operation. Wang Gui said that others didn't trust to take care of her, and she stayed in the ward for several days and nights, unable to sleep. After leaving the hospital, she changed Anna's dressing, bought pajamas and prepared food.
I remember one time when I came home, I saw Anna wearing Mickey's pink pajamas with messy pigtails on her head. When Wang Gui heard that I was back, she ran out of the kitchen apologetically. "You see, I can't comb my hair. Come on, show your mother something. She loves beauty very much. It's not good to be ugly. " I walked behind Anna, combing her hair and wiping her tears.
Anna is a warm, calm and strong person, which is my evaluation of her when I grow up. Although almost all of them have experienced Where Are You Going, Anna and Wang Gui seem to be more loving.
Anna still has a girl's heart. She loves watching Korean dramas, dreaming and daydreaming. Tears are lower than mine. She always wipes her tears while taking out the paper and teaches me not to show her movies with bad endings in the future. In a few days, she will mysteriously ask me if there are any good plays recently. She wants love.
Writer Duras once said that love is not a close relative of her skin, not a dish or a meal, but an immortal heroic dream in ordinary life. Anna is also a person who likes to feel love. She always likes to tell me new novels. It seems that she is a girl.
Anna said that she didn't like Wang Gui. She blamed one of her cavities on the candied haws bought by Guiwang, which were too sweet and sticky. She attributed her obesity to the fact that Guiwang provided her with too much delicious food every day. When I came home during the winter vacation, Anna mysteriously asked me, is 25 years really called a silver wedding?
I was right. Why? "I want to take a wedding photo with your father next summer vacation." Then I went to Wang Gui, who was chopping vegetables, to discuss, "How old is this? I am not afraid of children's jokes when I think about it. " Wang Gui muttered, while concentrating on mixing spices. "You see, he is just not interested in life!" Anna was so angry that she went into the room and read a book by herself.
When I was alone with Wang Gui, he casually asked me, "Girl, do you have to feel refreshed when you say this?"? Do you think I have to tidy up my stomach and white hair? "
I looked at the sweat dripping from Wang Gui's forehead and remembered that it was also a midsummer. Anna crowded beside him and insisted on asking him what his next sentence was "I wish to win a heart".
Wang Gui didn't have so much leisure to study literature, so he casually made a sentence "whatever you want"
Later, Anna called me and complained, "Look at him, he is not romantic at all." But I was obviously moved by the love on the other end of the phone.
Love, perhaps like a bicycle, is brand-new at first. Every part is just assembled, riding all the way, occasionally bumping and occasionally flat. After a long time, the paint is no longer shining, the chain is not so fast, the axle creaks, and with the accumulated laughter and sighs, it drives away all the way, ordinary and real. Maybe this is the best love.
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