Super funny little joke, comic book that hurts the stomach.

Super funny jokes, comic books that make you sick.

Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged a super funny little joke for everyone. The comic book burst your stomach. Everyone is very happy.

Super funny joke (1)

1, Weibo asked: Invite my girlfriend to the hotel on weekends. What underwear should I wear when I ask my girlfriend to stay for the first time?

Enthusiastic netizens:? I suggest you wear open-backed pants! ?

2, teach you 3 minutes to turn the person you like into a wife: Step 1: Find out her mobile phone number. Step 2: Save the number in your mobile phone. Step 3: Change the storage name to wife. When you make a phone call, it will show that you are calling your wife. When you receive a text message, you will receive a message from your wife. It's really practical. . .

3. Someone sent Xiao Ming the wrong message, and Xiao Ming replied: You sent the wrong message.

He didn't listen and kept texting Xiaoming. . .

After Xiao Ming sprayed him on the phone, he sent another short message: Are you Lulu?

Xiaoming said: I'm not Lulu, I'm six walnuts?

Yesterday, I was kissed by a beautiful colleague of the company inexplicably, and my heart was all kinds of cool. Later, I learned that people who play truth or dare are the ugliest and ugliest to kiss a company!

Super funny joke (2) 1. I passed a street that day and found that there were princesa stations all over the street. One of them greeted me warmly: Handsome boy, why don't you come to play?

I shouted to her in a rough voice. I like men! ?

So she didn't bother to look at me again and left without looking back. As a result, I was stopped by two men when I crossed the intersection. .....

It's time for me to practice driving. Every time I pull over, I always park my car sideways, and every time the coach calls me.

The more I get scolded, the more nervous I get. I parked the car askew again and turned to look at the coach. The coach looked at me without saying a word.

I asked timidly:? I parked the car sideways again, didn't I?

The coach said angrily: impossible, it's a fucking crooked road! ?

3. a:? Help me think of a slogan for a tourism program, which needs a clear theme, outstanding artistic conception, respect for others and highlight myself. The content should be a little sexy, not flashy, and it's best for people to remember after listening to it?

B: Grandpa, come and play! ? .

4. In the coffee shop, I overheard two foreign brothers whose Mandarin is better than mine exchanging Chinese. Did they learn from each other? Hate it? This word.

A: When someone says? I hate you! ? What should I say?

B: Just say? I like you too! ?

Super funny joke (3) 1. I heard a girl calling her boyfriend in the subway. What did she say? I have arrived in XXX, please come out and walk to the subway station. If you arrive, I haven't arrived yet, you wait first. If I arrive and you haven't, just wait. ?

2. My girlfriend asked me: I fell into the river with your mother. Who will you save first?

I said:? What about you?

She asked:? Why?

I explained:? My mother fell into the river with my last girlfriend and drowned?

Before boarding the plane, the goddess said: I'm going to get on the plane. I'll contact you later. ?

On the third day, he couldn't help asking why the goddess hadn't contacted him yet. The goddess said: Because it is not too late. . ?

M: Honey, that rain just now was God's drooling for you.

W: So that gust of wind just now must be God's fart.

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