English joke dialogue

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is it? Eggs "?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you use it? Eggs? Make a sentence with one word?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher:? Eggs? Where is it?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Child: My uncle has 1000 people.

Man: He's really something. Do what?

Child: Maintenance worker in the cemetery.

He is really a big shot.

Child: There are 1000 people under my uncle.

Man: He is really a big shot. What does he do?

Child: the cemetery keeper.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-it was the high temperature that killed it.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Attendant: Yes, sir, I see. It was scalded to death.

A child fell in love with another child, a classmate.

Sometimes children think they are in love.

Have a crush on other people in the class. Re ba

Or about ten years old. So this eight-year-old child

The child came home and asked his father. Father, is it?

Getting married is expensive? Father said? Yes, son,

It is very expensive. ? So the son asked,? how much

Cost? Father said? I don't know. I don't know, son Me? I'm still paying. ?

One child fell in love with another child, a classmate at school. Children around the age of eight or ten sometimes have a crush on someone in their class and then think they are in love. So the eight-year-old went home and asked his father, "Dad, is it expensive to get married?" Dad said, "Yes, son, it's expensive." The son asked again, "How much does it cost?" Dad said, "I don't know, son, I've been handing it in until now!" " 」

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