Look for four-person crosstalk or sketch lines to be funny and novel.

1. The four of us walked onto the stage to celebrate the beating of gongs and drums. What shall we say? (Mao) Bye!

(the first three people): It hasn't started yet. Why do you say goodbye?

(D) Hey, hey, start again.

2. Let's say three and a half sentences today. If we don't speak well, we won't eat. It's our first time, adding to the confusion!

3. When you perform on stage, your legs tremble, and you talk wildly about big and small issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares!

4. I am cheerful and everything is fine. When I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift package. Damn it, soap!

5. The company is in a good situation this year, and there are many export projects, which are carried out all over the world, which can be quite successful in Australia!

6. The United States will occupy the place first, India will wage guerrilla warfare, and Romania will make money, if it doesn't, it won't be for nothing!

7, sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women come forward together, each hand is unusual, sign the bill!

8. The work in the workshop is very tiring. Look how haggard everyone is. Who is Saburo? Everyone!

9. Quality management is very important. I got blisters on my feet. By the way, I can find my daughter-in-law and make a profit!

1. There are many things to do in personnel work. Mobilize benefits and credit, and do everything for the good of employees, which is exhausting!

11. The financial department is focusing on the figures all day. If something goes wrong at work, review it!

12. The administrative work is very complicated, so don't say it doesn't matter. Every effort is precious, not tired!

13. There are too many people cooking at noon, but the head is missing. When can it be my turn? Wait!

14. It's really annoying that the work is not smooth. If the boss is angry, he will deduct the bonus. If you want to survive, fight!

15. The wages of workers are really high, and they can drum up their pockets every month. It's not enough to ask everyone what they want to say!

16. The leader is considerate and thoughtful. He personally delivers cakes on his birthday. Ask who the leader is, Qu Zong!

17. If you have more fat, your belt will be smaller, your posture will be fat and you will have less exercise. You should do more cultural and sports activities, ok?

18, enterprise development depends on employees, we are all masters, and it is better to run quickly on the career road!

19. We talked a lot, which tickled everyone's hearts. I hope we can join in and applaud!

2. Let's get together tonight, forget the hardships and tiredness of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and no sleep tonight!

21. The four of us will perform. Don't take it amiss if we don't perform well. What should we do if we perform well? Give the money!

22. The Year of the Pig is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. Let's beat gongs and drums to say a few words of wishes.

23. I wish everyone peace, good health, good financial resources and a happy family. (Qi said)

24. For tonight's party, brothers and sisters prepare together, and the wonderful programs line up and retreat. <