A funny joke! ! ! ! ! !

1) Once upon a time, there were three people whose boat sank, and then they drifted to an island. I didn't know there was a giant and a group of hungry wolves on this uninhabited island. The giant said, "Look for ten melons and fruits from this jungle. I won't let these wolves eat you." So, in order to save their lives, they must leave. After a while, the first man came out and took ten apples, so the giant said to him, "If you eat these ten apples in one breath, I won't let these wolves eat you." However, when he ate the sixth one, he was in tears. When these wolves heard the sound, they ate the first man. Later, the second man came out of the forest. He took ten strawberries. The giant said the same thing to him as the first man. Ten strawberries were easy for him, but when he ate the eighth, he smiled. The wolf heard the noise and ate him. Soon, in heaven, the second man met the first man. The first man asked, "You are almost finished. What are you laughing at? " The second man said, "I saw the third man take out ten big watermelons." (2) Li Hongzhang has a relative who is unlearned. This year, he went to Beijing to catch the exam and was admitted. He can't even solve this problem, let alone write an article. Anxious, he thought, I am a relative of an adult in the main hall. Why don't you pull this relationship and the examiner dare not admit me? So, he hurriedly wrote the words "I am a relative of nave's adult" on the test paper. But I can't write the word "qi", But I wrote, "I am real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real Real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real "(2) A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered: "Shit, you dare to rob my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ".The old man, don't fool me, roll down the hill! Then a street sweeper crawled out of the grass. "Damn, it takes such a great god to make a piece of iron ... (3) An 80-year-old woman and a 93-year-old man are dating. After coming back, the old lady said to her daughter, "I slapped him!" " "The daughter said," What, did he flirt with you? " The old lady said, "No, I thought he was dead! " !