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My classic lines in the first half of my life were 1 1. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an i
My classic lines in the first half of my life are too realistic.
My classic lines in the first half of my life were 1 1. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an i
My classic lines in the first half of my life were 1 1. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?
This has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It's simple. And love is quite another matter.
It is the stupidest thing to show off your self-esteem in front of money and love.
4. Low-level has low-level advantages. I'm embarrassed to give you a hard time. As long as you listen, you can muddle along. Once you are promoted to a high level, countless people will compete with you, but you won't do it. They hit their heads. Did you do it? Killing a few people, people say that you are ruthless and it is boring to travel in the rivers and lakes.
Relationships will never graduate. Every day is like soaking in gravel, grinding slowly, and the valuable experience accumulated after breaking the skin is the smoothness of the general population.
6. If you want to live a happy life, you have to step on the carpet first, otherwise someone will always do justice for heaven and demoralize you. Instead of waiting for others to do it, it is better to slap your mouth first. In short, you will slander yourself to be worthless, and others will not be jealous when they are angry.
7. My destination is health and talent. A person can be trusted after all, but it is himself who can hold his head high, not himself. What destination do I want? I found myself, and I am my destination.
8. Things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you.
9. I let people who hate me down because I have a good life.
10. Who is a good wife and mother these days and who is a fox? No matter who is good and loyal, there is no one-sided situation. There are more than a dozen shades of gray between black and white, and there are many faces in a person's personality.
The first half of life is the classic Line 2 1. Always care about customers, understand their pessimism and happiness, and stand on the same front with them?
2? Whose cheese did you move? Who's the problem?
3.? Vases are not aggressive, and living is the most dangerous?
4.? Trading is trading, and friendship is friendship?
5.? No one will be your safe haven in this life, only you are your last refuge. ?
6.? God won't close one door, but he will open another. Since we have to start again sooner or later, let's race against time from now on. ?
7.? You are no longer young, and you can't get on the ferry of life when you brush your face. ?
8.? When two people are together, the one who makes rapid progress will always get rid of the one who stands still?
9.? In the old society, men could have three wives and four concubines, because women depended on men to support them. Once this attachment is established, what about emotional equality?
10.? Are you Lingling? I just came to scold you! No? If not, mind your own business! ?
Classic line 3 1 from My First Half Life. You have to walk step by step, you have to stumble, and you can be reborn after cramping and peeling. There is no other shortcut.
2, waiter, shop assistant, I never thought I would be one of them, as if I was born Mrs. Chen. In fact, after I was proud, I forgot the way I came. From the day I decided to work, I witnessed myself. I can humble myself in the dust and witness the plasticity of life.
3. What is marriage? Isn't life difficult? Do you want to find a teammate and help each other?
I'm relieved that the door is broken and I'm leaving. So, what should I take to get this game back? I don't even have the minimum self-esteem. This is just a gambling game. Chen Shengjun brought me in, and he gave me capital. Now he wants to kick me out. What should I take to stay at the gambling table?
When Chen said these words, he was so indifferent that he couldn't believe that he was the one I had entrusted with my life with joy and confidence.
Tang Jing said that getting married and having children is like a man tricking a woman into eating poisonous apples. It took me eight years from the first taste of sweetness to the death of poison. I'm not ashamed to admit it. At the last moment, I still feel a little lucky and fantasize that Chen will wake up at the last minute.
6. What do you do when you are together? Nothing special, right? You chat after work, but I think happiness is meaningful.
7. I asked myself why I was so afraid of being abandoned by him, of losing my family, and of Pinger becoming a child of a single-parent family. Are there any other reasons? I don't know how to describe it. For example, if you throw a fish into the desert, do you think the fish is afraid? This home is my arena, either the winner is king or the blood is spilled on the spot.
8. The only thing I still need to fight hard is my loose skin and the girls around my husband.
9. Tang Jing and I are completely different women. Convinced that love is perishable and marriage is fragile, she pursues material and spiritual independence day and night. She said I was a frog in the well, and I said she was asking for it.
10, I don't pay any attention to this mature woman who is plain from dress to appearance. I thought my opponent would only be those delicate and charming girls, and that the only reason why a man abandoned his wife and children was to be moved by beauty.
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12, don't think that he is surrounded by beautiful young vases at the front desk of the company. The vase is not aggressive, and it is the most dangerous to be alive and kicking.
13, you are talking about material conditions. You think I, I don't want a divorce, is that why? I come to see you again and again, and I beg you because I can't bear to part with you, this family and Pinger becoming a child of a single-parent family!
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