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Please share the cold jokes you have treasured for many years?

At that time, Yu Gong moved mountains and angered the Jade Emperor. He sent two gods to sit on two mountains, Taihang Mountain and the King of Wu. The foolish old man tried his best, but he still couldn't get rid of the two gods, so he turned to Zhisou for help. Zhisou smiled, presented a treasure, waved it twice, and saw two gods being lifted into the air and taken away. Yu Gong exclaimed, "It's amazing. What is this baby? " Zhishuo: "This is coffee, which can refresh you."