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Looking for sakaguchi ango under the blooming cherry blossoms.
Sakaguchi ango [Japan]
Lin Tao translation
When cherry blossoms are in full bloom, people will eat zongzi with wine.
Walk under the cherry blossom forest, indulge in the infinite spring, and appreciate it as a person.
Scenery. In fact, this is just a false illusion. Why do you say that?
And then what? The world gathers cherry blossoms, and the situation of drunkenness and vomiting is
That was after the edo period. In ancient times, only people could feel the cherry blossom forest.
The horror of the world, no one sighs the beauty of its scenery. Now, when it comes to
Under the cherry blossom forest, the world will immediately think of crowded people and noisy drinking.
However, at the scene, if you can't see the figure under the cherry blossom forest, in fact,
This is extremely terrible. This is not my personal nonsense. Energy rate (1) lie
It tells the story of a mother who couldn't find her beloved son and was abducted by a trafficker.
Crazy, and then walk into the blooming cherry blossom forest, in the endless sea of flowers.
Chasing the fantasy of their children and finally dying and sleeping under the flowers.
This is a story made up by Xiao Sheng. (2) therefore, if cherry blossom forest.
It's really scary not to see anyone.
In the past, to cross Suzuka Ridge, you had to cross a cherry blossom forest. flower
It doesn't matter when it's not open. As long as it's the flower season, passers-by will be in the cherry blossoms.
The forest went crazy. So, everyone stretched out their legs to the green trees without flowers.
Run towards the dead tree. But at this time, a person was fine, and he ran for a while and then passed.
When flowers reach the safe tree, they can catch their breath.
If there are too many people, things will be in trouble. Because people's feet are fast and slow,
The stragglers will shout, "Hey-wait for me!" At this time, two people.
They are all in a trance, and the people who run in front of them abandon their friends and only care about themselves.
In this way, they fled for their lives and passed through the cherry blossom forest in Suzukaling, and they became friends.
Friends become enemies and no longer trust each other. So, people no longer
Through the cherry blossom forest, I'd rather take a detour through other mountain roads. Gradually, the cherry blossom forest
Stay away from busy roads and no longer see the traces of pedestrians, and
Surrounded by the silence of the mountains.
Many years later, there lived a mountain thief on the mountain. Mountain thieves are very cruel and often go to the following cities to grab clothes and take lives. but
Yes, when he arrived at the cherry blossom forest, he was also upset by fear.
Therefore, he hates cherry blossoms and always mutters to himself: cherry blossoms,
It's really scary and annoying. There is not a breath of wind in the shade.
Passing by, there is a whistling wind in my ear. However, there is no wind at all, either.
There is no sound. Only his own figure and footsteps were silent,
The cold and still wind enveloped me, and I only felt that I was going to fall down.
Like petals, my soul is rapidly dispersing and my life is gradually disappearing.
Fade. I really want to close my eyes and yell and run away, but I'm worried about bumping.
Go to the cherry tree As a result, he became even crazier.
However, mountain thief is a calm person after all, and he has never been.
I don't know what regret is. He always thinks it's a bit strange.
I just want to wait until next year. I'm really not in the mood to think about it this year.
When the cherry blossoms bloom again next year, I will seriously consider it again.
Every year, he thinks so. More than ten years have passed, and this year he is still like this.
Think: Think about it next year. In a blink of an eye, by the end of the year.
After such a delay, the thief's wife changed from the original one.
One became seven, and the eighth wife was dressed like her man.
Tao was snatched from the city. People, kill.
When the man who killed this woman, the mountain thief felt that something was wrong.
Something's wrong. It seems different in peacetime. Although I don't know where it is.
It's different, but it's always strange, except that he never pretends anything.
So I didn't pay special attention to this matter.
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(1) Japanese classical musicals, composed of foreign music and Japanese dance music in the Middle Ages.
Traditional dance is combined with music, and actors wear masks and perform with accompaniment.
The author quotes a ballad here.
The bureau was supposed to be happy. The abbot of a temple met his disciples while enjoying cherry blossoms.
The crazy girl under the cherry blossom forest has been proved that the abbot's disciple is the crazy girl who was separated in those years.
Son, finally, mother and son came home hand in hand.
Originally, the mountain thief didn't want to kill that man, but only planned the ordinary one.
I stripped my clothes and kicked him out, but this woman is really beautiful.
Zhuoran, suddenly, he took the knife and killed the man. No
But he didn't expect it himself, even women were surprised. hill
The thief turned around and saw that the woman had collapsed to the ground and was looking at him absently.
"From today on, you will be my wife." When you hear this, be a woman.
Nod your head. The mountain thief reached out and pulled the woman up. The woman said, "I can't walk, you."
Behind my back. ""good, good. " The mountain thief readily promised and easily picked up the woman.
People walk up. When the hillside was steep, the mountain thief said, "Here.
Danger, come down and walk by yourself. "The woman just hugged him and said.
"No, no!" Just don't come down.
"People like you can't walk in the mountains on such a steep road.
How can I get there? You don't want to think! "
"Also, too. Good, good, good. " Men are exhausted.
Yes, but in a good mood. "You still come down for a while. I am physically strong.
I'm waiting! It's not that I'm tired and want to catch my breath, but that I hate my eyes for not growing behind.
Brain spoon, I've been carrying you. I am so anxious. I just want you to come down,
I will take a closer look at your beautiful face. "
"Don't, don't." As she spoke, the woman tried to strangle the man.
Son. "Such a cold and cheerless place, I can't stay for a moment. You don't know.
Stop and take me to your house at once, or I won't do it.
Your wife! If you make me feel lonely, I will bite off my tongue.
I'll show you! "
"Good, good. I see. Can't I promise you? "
Mountain thief secretly imagined the future after having such a beautiful wife.
When I came to life, my heart was as full of happiness as honey. he
Rejuvenation, shrugged his shoulders, turned around in situ, and let the woman put the front.
I saw the mountain, the back mountain, the left mountain and the right mountain.
"These mountains are all mine." The mountain thief said proudly, but
Women simply ignore it. He was surprised and sorry.
"Listen, all the mountains, trees and canyons here even come from canyons.
All the clouds come out are mine. "
"hurry up! I don't want to stay in this rough mountain.
Under the cliff. "
"Good, good. When I get home, I'll make you something to eat. "
"Can't you hurry up? Run! "
"It's hard for me to run this slope alone."
"So you are also a good-looking and useless thing. I fell a little.
Moldy as hell, she became the wife of a useless man. Uh-huh. from now on
What do I do for a living
"Say something stupid! With this slope? "
"Oh, it's really worrying. You are already tired. "
"Nonsense. I'll show you as long as I get over this hillside. I'm sorry
I'm afraid I can't even catch up with the deer. "
"But you're panting and you look pale."
"Everything is difficult before it is easy. I will run faster soon, and I can be more relaxed than you.
Turn your eyes faster. "
However, the mountain thief is exhausted, and every joint of his body is.
It fell apart. When I arrived at his door, my eyes were dim, my ears were tinnitus and my voice was hoarse.
Can't say a word. Seven wives in the family greeted them.
Come out, mountain thief's body is as stiff as a stone, and it's hard to get a woman.
People put down from behind.
Seven wives looked at the beautiful woman in front of them in surprise.
People and women also looked at their filthy seven wives in surprise.
Seven wives were beautiful, but now they are even more beautiful.
I can't find the shadow. Women hide behind men in disgust.
"Who are these village girls?"
"My wife." The man looked embarrassed and felt very urgent.
Adding the word "before" should be a good answer, but
Women are stubborn.
"oh? Your ex-wife? "
"Well, I didn't know there would be a beautiful woman like you."
"You killed her for me." Click the woman, it looks the most weekly.
A woman is crying.
"Well, don't kill. Think of her as a servant. "
"You killed my husband, his wife can't do it?
That's it. Do you still want me to be your wife? "
The man's closed lips let out a moan and his body jumped up.
Chopped down the accused woman. He catch my breath, "this woman.
Kill this woman too! "
The man hesitated for a moment, but immediately strode over and waved.
I took a big knife and cut it at the woman's neck. Leave here before it's too late
The moving head stopped, and as the woman's fingers moved, it was full of magnetism and wear.
Li Tou's beautiful voice rang again: "Kill that woman this time."
People! "
The defendant woman covered her face with her hands and cried. Right here. When?
Mouth, the man's sword across her head, across a white line in the air.
Give a shout, and the rest of the women will flee everywhere.
"I don't promise to escape. There's one hidden in the bushes over there!
There's another one! He escaped to the left! "
The man ran wildly in Shan Ye with a bloody broadsword. A woman
People fled slowly and collapsed on the ground. This is the ugliest, yes.
A cripple. This man killed all the women who escaped.
Come on, he's just about to swing a broadsword, okay?
"Forget it, this woman, just be a maid."
"Yes, kill it."
"Fool, I said not to kill."
"Oh, really? Really? "
The man threw away the bloody broadsword and sat on the ground.
Suddenly, a burst of tiredness surged up, and my ass seemed to have taken root on the ground.
It's quiet around, very quiet, which makes people feel creepy. man
I was so excited that I turned around and saw a bored and amorous woman.
Farming, standing there. Suddenly, the man felt as if he had woken up from a nightmare.
Wake up. Eyes and soul are attracted by the beauty of this woman.
Go, don't move. However, men are very upset. What is this?
What kind of anxiety, why feel uneasy, men don't know.
Fortunately, a woman's fairy-like beauty sucked away her soul, so he didn't.
At this time, I have been unable to care about my inner anxiety.
Why, so similar? He thought to himself. The scene in front of me is like
Almost when I saw it. Oh, yes, that's it. Thinking of this,
He was shocked himself.
Under the blooming cherry blossoms! There is also a scene through the cherry blossom forest
Too much alike. But he doesn't know exactly where and how to do it.
It's clear, but there are similarities. He always only understands.
To this extent, something deeper is not there even if you don't understand it.
Forget it.
Finally, the long winter in the mountains has passed, except for the peaks, valleys and treetops.
There is still snow in the shade, and the bright sunshine in the sky has already indicated freshness.
When the flowers are in full bloom, spring comes.
This year, if cherry blossoms are in full bloom? He thought to himself. Actually, it's just
When you first get close to the flowers, you don't feel terrible. You can go straight.
Under the flowers. Just walking will feel something wrong. Front, back and left
Yes, cherry blossoms are hanging everywhere, and the deeper you go into the Woods, the more you get.
I feel depressed and terrible. This year, I will go to the forest with cherry blossoms.
Stand still in the room, no, just sit on the ground. By the way, by then,
Do you want to take this woman with you? Thinking of this, men are forbidden?
Glanced at the woman who lived with her eyes. But immediately, my heart was pounding.
Drumming, he quickly looked away again. Somehow,
A man is deeply branded with the idea that he will never let
Women know what they are thinking.
Women are very headstrong. No matter how hard you try to cook good food for her.
Food, she must make irresponsible remarks. People hunt and catch everywhere in the mountains.
Birds, deer, wild boar and bears are coming. The lame woman searched the forest all day.
Young leaves dig roots. However, women are never satisfied.
"Give me something like this every day?"
"This is the best meal. You have to wait and come back.
It takes us 10 days to eat such food. "
"You are a clown in the mountains, of course, feel satisfied. My throat.
Eyes can't swallow this stuff. In such a deserted mountain area, at night.
I only hear owls. Even if it's just eating better.
You have to go to Beijing. Do you know what it's like to play in Beijing?
Wind? How sad I am that you separated me from the wind in Beijing, you simply
I don't know. You took the wind from Beijing from me, and you gave it to me.
Only crows and owls crow. Don't you think it's possible
Shame on you, don't you feel heartless? "
It is difficult for men to understand women's complaints. Because he doesn't know
What kind of wind is the wind in the Taoist scriptures? I can't even imagine.
Let's go At present, men are very satisfied with life and really can't pick it out.
There is nothing wrong with him, except to see a woman complaining with a sad face.
I feel confused. I don't know how to deal with it, but I can't find a way to deal with it.
Method, he fidgeted and broke his brain.
Previously, how many passers-by from Beijing have been killed, and men are no longer.
Yes For him, the people in Beijing have money and use China.
Everything expensive is a sucker. If there is nothing decent in the stolen bag
Things, men will disdain to scold a few words, "this farmer!" " "
"bumpkin!" In a word, this is all he knows about Beijing, and this is
Where the person who owns luxury goods stays, all he has to do is put it
Taking away some luxuries is his only thought. As for the capital
He didn't even bother to think about where the sky was.
Women are very interested in combs, hairpins and lipsticks.
Care. If a person uses hands stained with mud or animal blood, even if it is light
Touch her clothes, and she will scold loudly, just like clothes.
Clothes are her life, and protecting it is her bounden duty, just like a woman forever.
Clean yourself up and your home. And clothes, women always
Not content with a kimono and a belt, she wants to wear it layer by layer.
Wear some kimonos and belts, which are very strange.
Modeling, hanging down unnecessarily, and then don't put all kinds on kimono.
All kinds of small ornaments, this is the completion of a modeling. Men are dazzled.
Dazzling, followed by sighs and feelings. He was surprised and impressed. He was immersed in beauty.
There is no doubt about enjoyment. One after another seems endless.
A complete and meaningless fragment is condensed into one by a woman's hand.
When it is lifted, it can become a beautiful whole. If it is taken apart,
Open it, it's all meaningless fragments, just like a watch.
Playing wonderful magic, the men were amazed.
The woman ordered the man to cut wood from the mountain and make something for her.
But what are these things for? Men know nothing in the process of making them.
The law understands that it is actually just a Hu bed and an round-backed chair. The so-called Hu bed,
That is, ordinary chairs. On sunny days, women are called men.
Move it out of the house, put it in the sun, or put it under a tree.
Next, the woman sat on it and closed her eyes. At home, women rely on it.
Sit in an armchair and meditate. All this, in the eyes of men, is so different.
Sample, charming, make him swoon. Magic is performed in reality.
Although he is the assistant of the magic show, he can care about the end of the magic.
He is always surprised.
Every morning, the charming lame woman, the eighth woman, combs her long black hair.
Hair, men from distant valleys from clear springs.
Men are addicted to this sweet hard work and will be surprised.
Wonderful magic has become a man's desire to contribute. one more
One wish is that men want to brush black oil for women themselves.
Hair. "Your hands are disgusting!" Women always make a hullabaloo about and put men's
Hand out, and the man shyly retracted his hand like a child, straight.
Watch the oiled black hair light up and then dish it up until it is beautiful.
Li's face appeared. So a beautiful painting was outlined and completed.
It's over. It was like a dream from beginning to end.
"This kind of thing?" The man is playing with a patterned comb in his hand.
And hair clips inlaid with ornaments. Although these things seemed to him in the past
It is meaningless and valuable, although it is still meaningless until now.
Understand the harmony and connection between things and decoration.
Meaning, but he realized their magic. Amazingly,
The life of an object. There is also life in objects.
"Don't touch! Why touch it every day? "
"It's amazing!"
"What's the big deal?"
"I don't know why."
Men are a little shy. He was surprised, but he didn't know it himself.
The object of surprise
Gradually, men began to be afraid of Beijing. That fear is not
Fear is shame and anxiety about the unknown world, just like learning.
A knowledgeable person's shame and anxiety about the unknown.
Sample. Every time a woman mentions the word "Beijing", a man's heart will tremble.
However, because men are never afraid of what they see, they are afraid.
So he is not used to fear and shame. So, he is right.
The capital became hostile.
Attacked hundreds of passers-by from Beijing, none of them.
Is your opponent. Thought of here, he became complacent. Zaihui
I have never felt the uneasiness of others betraying and hurting myself before.
Realizing this, his life is full of happiness and pride. woman
A man has her beauty, but he also has his own strength. Although dealing with wild boar
It's a little difficult, but it's not terrible. His nerves relaxed.
"Is there anyone with fangs in the city?"
"There are warriors with bows and arrows."
"Ha ha. If I had a bow and arrow, I could put the sparrow across the canyon.
Shoot it down. No one in Beijing is too thick-skinned to cut a knife. "
"There are warriors in armor."
"Can armor break my knife?"
"Of course."
"I have caught bears and wild boars."
"If you are really a tough guy, take me to Beijing.
City, use your strength to get everything I want in Beijing.
It makes me happy to pile up in front of me. That's it, you really.
A strong man. "
"No problem."
The man decided to go to Beijing. He plans to spend less than three days and three nights.
Kung fu has made combs, hairpins, kimonos and lipsticks in Beijing.
Put your hands in front of women. He felt that there was nothing to worry about, only
One is uneasy, and the other has nothing to do with capital.
One thing.
That's the cherry blossom forest.
In two or three days, the cherry blossoms in the Woods will be in full bloom. He has got off the bus.
Make up your mind that this year, you must stay still in the cherry blossom forest.
Sit quietly. He once came to the forest quietly and observed it carefully.
The situation of the bud. He told the impatient woman to leave in three days.
"Do you have anything special to prepare! ? "The woman frowned,
"Don't make me impatient, capital is calling me."
"I have an appointment."
"You! ? Who do you have an appointment with in this deep forest? "
"Who don't. Well, I happen to have an appointment. "
"This is really strange. Who and what is the agreement? "
Men don't lie.
"The cherry blossoms are in bloom."
"Don't you have an appointment with Sakura?"
"The cherry blossoms are about to open. I have to watch them before I go. "
"Why?"
"You must go to the cherry blossom forest."
"I asked you why you must have a look?"
"Just because the flowers are going to bloom."
"Because the flowers are going to bloom, why?"
"Because there is cold wind everywhere under the flowers."
"under the flower?"
"Standing under the flowers, you can't see the edge at a glance."
"under the flower?"
If women don't understand, they will be upset.
"Then take me to see the flowers, too."
"That's no good," the man flatly refused.
"So you want to be alone." The woman wry smile way.
The man saw a wry smile for the first time. Before, he never knew there was one.
This malicious smile. Of course, he didn't understand it as "no"
Well-meaning ",but I think it is something that can't be cut off with a knife.
Lucy, because that woman's wry smile is deeply imprinted in his brain.
When I think about it, I feel a sharp blade scraping my head.
And this kind of feeling he can't wield a knife to cut.
The third day arrived.
He set off alone in secret. At first glance, it is everywhere.
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