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Humorous opening remarks by the host of the annual meeting

A host refers to an individual who has a variety of business abilities, such as editing, broadcasting and control, and is in a relatively fixed program. The following is my humor in the opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting. Welcome to refer to!

Humorous opening remarks by the host of the annual meeting 1 m: leaders.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

M: Next, B, I want to say goodbye to everyone in my early years. In this festive and joyful Spring Festival, I give you my blessing, sweetness, luck, health, happiness, mood, comfort, smoothness, happiness and life!

W: In the next year, Hu Jin will be blessed with good luck in the Spring Festival. Fat tigers will wish you a long life, milk tigers will wish you health, ploughing tigers will wish you food and Man Cang, and red tigers will wish you prosperity in your career!

M: The past 20xx years have been a historic year for the company.

W: With the establishment of the company and the financial crisis, we were not intimidated by the difficulties in the cold winter environment of the whole industry.

M: The company's business has developed steadily and achieved good results.

W: Success is accompanied by hardships, and joy is accompanied by sweat. We sincerely say to you here:

Leaders and colleagues, you have worked hard!

Woman: Every busy day, we unconsciously ushered in a brand-new 20xx year!

M: Today, let's get together here and think about a better tomorrow. at present

Together: Shanghai xxxxxx Company officially started the 20xx Spring Festival Friendship Association!

Second, the opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting are humorous.

Zhao: Distinguished guests.

Tan: Leaders.

Wen: Dear colleagues.

Qu: Dear friends.

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

Zhao: It's the Spring Festival.

Tan: A new journey

Wen: New wishes.

Qu: New expectations

Zhao and Tan: On this sunny golden afternoon, we are gathered in the fragrant hotel.

Qu: Golden Lumen team, full of passion and joy, welcomes golden the Year of the Loong together.

Zhao: I'm the host. I wish everyone a peaceful and peaceful New Year.

Tan: I'm Tan X, the host. I wish you all a happy new year.

Wen: I am the host of Humanities X. I wish you all a warm spring.

Qu: I'm Qu X, the host. May you all see my fragrance in winter.

Zhao: The 20xx Year of the Rabbit slipped away in the joy of growth and harvest.

Tan: the Year of the Loong in 20xx came from the clouds with the passion of expectation and forge ahead.

Wen: Looking back, we are filled with lofty sentiments.

Looking ahead, we have a long way to go.

Zhao: Thank you for your efforts and even more for your support, which makes us full of confidence in the future.

Tan: Present at the annual meeting today are Shenzhen Science and Technology Co., Ltd., Shenzhen X Circuit Technology Co., Ltd., X Electronics, X Electronics (Shenzhen) Co., Ltd., X Crystal Electronics Co., Ltd. and Shenzhen X Electronics Co., Ltd.

Text: Shenzhen x products co., ltd.

Qu: Shenzhen X Co., Ltd.

Zhao: Shenzhen X Co., Ltd.

Tan: In order to light a golden dream, let's welcome the arrival of the New Year and wish you all the best in the new year.

All wishes come true, everything goes well, and the Year of the Loong is in good luck.

Zhao: Today, we are gathered here, enjoying the joy brought by fate and enjoying this wonderful time.

Tan: Today, we are gathered here to feel the true feelings together and welcome the spring with love.

Wen: Today, we are gathered here to open your heart and release your passion.

Qu: Today, we gather together, and it will become an ocean of joy, so that joy can resound through the sky!

Together: Jinlilumen Optoelectronic 20xx Annual General Meeting officially begins!

The above is the humor of the host's opening remarks, I believe it can help you!

Humorous prologue of the host of the annual meeting Line 2 prologue:

Meeting is like yesterday, and parting is just around the corner.

At this moment, I'm afraid words and words have become pale and powerless, but I still want to say it.

Talking about the feeling of wandering countless times,

Talk about the leisure of walking the campus path,

On the sense of urgency in preparing for the exam.

Tell me these 50 lovely faces,

Talk about being young and frivolous.

I used to be ignorant.

A former teenager.

Tell me about these countless dear numbers,

And the back.

And the story behind.

Perhaps we can understand separation as a new beginning, and the stage of life is infinite. Only by relying on the attitude of self can we dance out a bright future.

I believe that meeting again will definitely be the tomorrow when we look back on the beautiful past and talk about the beautiful reality.

Wave, my friend. Everything has just begun, and everything is waiting for us to have a curious trip. Don't be sad, don't cry, don't let tears cover up our innocent beauty!

Conclusion:

At this moment of parting, we are reluctant to part, walking on the campus path and stepping on the stairs of the classroom, leaving sweet memories in our hearts. Goodbye, class! Goodbye. Goodbye! Goodbye, dear students. I look forward to your early success.

At this moment of parting, we have a thousand words, take a look at Mr. White Hair, touch the teacher's chair, and our cheeks are covered with tears. Goodbye, teacher! Bye, bye! Please accept our affectionate net profit.

Opening remarks:

Today is a good day.

W: We get together in the harvest season.

Today is a good day.

W: When we were together, we gave up hope.

Conclusion:

Female: The flying song sings unforgettable years and embodies the unchangeable plot in my heart.

M: Familiar melody, deducing the agitation of the times and echoing the true feelings.

W: Say goodbye to today, and we will stand at a new starting point.

M: Looking forward to tomorrow, we will strive to create more magnificent and beautiful landscapes.

Woman: Dear students and teachers.

Man: This party is over.

Humorous opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting 3 hostess: leaders.

Male host: Dear colleagues.

Good evening everyone.

Hostess: The autumn is cool, and the sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant. On this big day of national celebration,

Male host: Stop! Stop. -Stop it! I don't read much, so don't lie to me. After hearing what you said, I instantly feel that I have been deceived!

Mistress: What's the matter? On this big day.

Male host: I said, can we still be happy together? Tonight is the moment when many departments of Shanghai xxx Group get together and share the year-end event. You smell good and sweet. What, you are holding a rabbit on the laurel tree, and you want to spend the Spring Festival together after the Mid-Autumn Festival and the 11th? Is today still a big day? Are you going to live in a tree after this? Monkeys?

Hostess: Oh, I hate it. I didn't mean that. They are happy and excited to see our big family together.

Male host: Speak well!

Hostess: OK! Hello, I'm xxx, the host of tonight's party.

Male host: Hello, I'm xxx, the host of tonight's party.

I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best!

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Male host: Standing at the end of the year, we look back. There were too many emotions and stories in the past.

Hostess: Standing at the beginning of the year, we look forward to the future and have more expectations and dreams in the future.

Male host: On this day of connecting the past with the future, we hold a happy and peaceful annual meeting to celebrate our achievements, look forward to our future and review our past.

Moderator: On this big day.

Male host: That's enough. I just want to be a handsome host quietly. (garland finger) Please introduce our party process quickly.

Moderator: Well, our reception will be divided into two parts, namely, cultural performances and interactive parts.

Moderator: In the interactive session, the company has prepared many kinds of prizes for everyone. I hope everyone will actively participate and win prizes. I wish all my colleagues a happy harvest! ?

Male host: Let's play a game first. All the friends present have it. Raise your left hand (be careful, it must be your left hand), and then raise your right hand. Yes, and then clap with both hands. Well, thank you for applauding me.

Hostess: Does your family know that you are so naughty? Ok, let's go to the party.

Male host: Following yesterday's zhanghua, SIA xx started and the xxxx annual meeting officially started. First of all, please welcome Liu Dong, chairman of the group company, to make an opening speech.

Dong Liu delivered a speech and announced "xxx New Year Annual Meeting". Officially started!

4 M: Dear Chairman X, leaders.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

Happy new year, everyone!

Man: The bell of the Year of the Tiger is about to ring.

Woman: The footsteps of spring are coming slowly.

M: Unusual. Everyone has struggled for x years.

W: Today, everyone is more confident to move towards a bright future in spring.

X Group's 20xx Annual General Meeting of Shareholders officially started.

Humorous opening remarks of the host of the annual meeting 5 A: Good evening, everyone! Time flies, the glorious 20xx year is about to pass, and the 20xx year full of hope and challenges is coming quietly. Today, we X employees gather together to celebrate the upcoming Spring Festival!

B: In the past year, we in Qi Xin worked together, got married hard, worked hard, and made innovations. Our efforts have brought us fruitful results!

C: Looking forward to the new year, we are full of longing and passion. Better products are waiting for us to develop, a bigger market is waiting for us to conquer, and a more spectacular cause is waiting for us to display our wisdom and talent.

D: Nothing can stop us and nothing can shake us. We are full of confidence, full of horsepower, and move towards a more brilliant 20xx year!

A: Flowers are similar year after year.

B: Every year is different.

C: Looking back on 20xx, we are proud!

D: Looking forward to 20xx, we are full of fighting spirit!

A: In 20xx, although our xx company also encountered a crisis, we were not afraid to face difficulties, and all business offices tried their best to actively respond, adjust and fight back. We X boldly go to the forefront of the market and become the brightest and warmest light to unite employees, accumulate strength and adjust direction!

B: "Xiongguan Road is as iron as iron, and now it is a step from the beginning." Looking forward to the future of X, we are full of confidence!

C: Yes, in front of us X people, there is no hurdle to cross and no river to cross!

D: sincerity makes the stone break! X's tomorrow will be better!

A: At this moment of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, let us extend our cordial greetings to the vast number of colleagues who have silently contributed to X! Express heartfelt thanks to the cadres and employees who have contributed to X! I also send sincere thanks and blessings to those employees who left X for X!

B: Let's express our deep affection for X with singing and promise our eternal faith in X with dancing.

C: With the beautiful melody and beating notes, let's light up the brilliant starlight and hang up the gorgeous rainbow.

D: The New Year's bell is about to ring. Let's seize the wings of time and jointly perform a brilliant tomorrow!

A: At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring. This is the spring of our X, and this is the spring of each of us.

B: Today, we are gathered here to enjoy the happiness brought by fate and this wonderful time.

Today, we gather here to open your heart and release your passion.

D: Today, we are gathered here, which will become an ocean of joy and make happiness resound through the sky!

A: X Group's 20xx annual party.

A, B, C and D: Now!