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Quotations that speak to the heart: I am a funny waste during the day, and I am a depressive monster at night.
1. You have to work hard first before you have a chance to expand. 2. The circle gets smaller and smaller, and what’s left becomes more and more important. 3. If there is someone who is willing to accompany you in a long-distance relationship, you must not lose him casually. What does he want from you? Because of the distance, I can’t get your money, and I can’t sleep with you. I live alone every day and refuse the temptations around me. I am willing to persist like this because I want to have a future with you. We are all mature enough and sensible enough, and no one is willing to gamble with his emotions and youth on an uncertain future. But because that person is you, I do. 4. I almost never take the initiative to chat with people or make appointments with people. The people who make me take the initiative are the ones I really like from the bottom of my heart. 5. I vaguely remember that when I was young, my parents would always urge us to get ready for bed at seven or eight o'clock before the TV series was finished. And when we were young, we were afraid and couldn't disobey our parents, even if there were a million unwillingnesses in our hearts. I would go to bed obediently and close my eyes. During this sleep, there would be no nightmares, no people I missed, and no pillows wet with tears. But somehow those days could never come back. 6. If you are ambiguous with others, it will only make me think that you are cheap and versatile. 7. The twisted melon is not sweet, but I insist on twisting it. If it is not sweet, it is not sweet. Anyway, I have sugar. 8. Are girls difficult to coax? The girl said that your message board is really lively and there are so many girls, so don’t say anything and just delete it. The girl said that she can’t walk, so don’t say anything and just carry her on your back. The girl said that she has a stomachache and is yelling at you. When she gets angry, just hug her and let her struggle a little in your arms. Keep a few candies that she likes nearby at all times; when she gets jealous, just call her your precious daughter-in-law. She must be very happy in her heart. Now Tell me, are girls difficult to coax? 9. Only people with sunshine in their hearts can warm others. 10. Life is too short. Buy what you want to eat and find the people you want. If you can be happy, don't wait. 11. The older I get, the more I understand that as we grow older, people will always become more and more tolerant, so many things are not really resolved in the end, but just forget it. 12. I like the kind of people who go through big winds and waves, but still remain as calm as if they just wet their trousers when it rains. There is a calm and unhurried strength in such a person, who is also gentle and unhurried. 13. Sometimes, indifference is not heartlessness, but a tool to avoid being hurt. 14. Being too far away or staying away for too long is not distance. A strange heart is the farthest distance. 15. It was obviously me who made you so good, so why should I be the one who leaves in the end? 16. In friendship, you don’t like to pretend or make do, but in love, you can’t bow your head or make do with others. 17. Men become more and more rational on the road to love, while girls tend to become more and more naive. As time goes by, one positive and one negative wears away the passion, so boys quit. 18. I worked hard not to show off how great I was, but to prove that I was no worse than others. 19. Please be kind, no matter how indifferent the world is. 20. Disappointment is not scary. What is scary is that after the disappointment, you are still lucky and try to continue to believe. twenty one. A funny loser by day and a depressive monster by night. twenty two. My lack of sociability is not an act. I lack enthusiasm, I am lazy, I appear withdrawn, and I don’t have any charm that makes people want me. twenty three. From now on, be a sentimental person, don't cry anymore, don't be sad alone. twenty four. There are only two kinds of people who slander you: men who cannot catch up with you and women who are not as good as you. 25. Some people say that if you understand Xue Zhiqian's songs, it's because of experience, but if you don't understand, it's luck. A woman who doesn’t cry is a monster. A woman who always cries is a waste
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2. When you work hard to save someone’s feelings, you become humble in that moment It feels so disgusting
3. Flying into a flame is a kind of degradation; waving goodbye is a kind of relief
4. My father doesn’t have a lot of money and no dazzling brilliance. He only has A heart that loves me.
5. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be accepted.
6. I still love you, but I don’t have the persistence to be with you.
7. What I showed that night was abject love.
8. Companion means that whether you need it or not, I will always be there.
9. There is always a person in the world who is deeply engraved in your heart.
10. If a person is willing to make you sad, he will not care whether you cry or not.
11. I love you, even if I know you don’t love me, it can’t stop me from loving you.
12. Why ask me how are you? I can say that I am not okay at all. After that, can you make me better? No, no, forget it, I am fine.
13. Remember, in this season, the only ones that will never leave you are mosquitoes
14. A woman who doesn’t cry is a monster. A woman who always cries is a waste
15 A friend scolds you in person, but a dog barks behind your back.
16. You are so far away from me, separated by several cities.
17. Give me a brick and I will beat you to death.
18. I am not your friend after breaking up. I cannot be happy and free. My injured heart cannot feel it.
19. When we start, we know that there will always be an end.
20. This time, we decided to let go. This time we finally understood.
21. What I’m afraid of is not that I love you and you don’t love me, but that I love you and you love me and then you stop loving me but I still love you.
22. You commit the crime When you make a mistake, those who wait for others to come and then scold you are enemies, and those who wait for others to leave before scolding you are friends.
23. The best love is that after the person comes, he never leaves.
24. Thanks to those who despise me, I learned to hold my head high and be a good person.
25. The flowers bloom just when the leaves fall, and we meet in the separation season.
26. It’s not easy to hold on until you are given the same ability as you
27. Falling in love is like riding a car. If you miss this one, there will be another one. Unfortunately, the last train that just passed by was the last one. (Cheer it up)
28. Saying nothing doesn’t mean I don’t understand anything. There is a kind of tolerance called silence
29. Don’t cry in a place without me, I’m afraid no one will wipe your tears.
30. If you want to see me, I will drop everything to find you
31. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to a woman.
32. What moves me is never sweet words but just the right tenderness and sincere heart
33. Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like holding a pot of cactus. I am covered with bruises
34. I think the word cherish means sometimes it is not about waiting, but fighting for it.
35. Time can take away life, but it cannot take away promises and friendship. # Time is Not Old, We Will Not Be Parted#
36. I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a house or a car, but because the sun was very sunny that day and you wore a white shirt that I love.
37. People who are hypocritical, don’t tell me you’re sorry, it’s the best apology to get out of here
38. You know that I can’t help but get closer to you, but you don’t stay away from those who talk about your heart. Beautiful mood quotes
1. People who show their teeth and show their claws are often very fragile. Because a truly strong person is confident. Confidence will lead to gentleness, and gentleness will lead to firmness.
2. Don’t say who you are paying and sacrificing for. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is you. Life is an independent practice that has nothing to do with anyone. It is a path of joy and sorrow. There must be a gift at the end of the road, it depends on whether you deserve it or not.
3. Don’t forget those who have helped you, don’t hate those who have loved you, and don’t lie to those who trust you.
4. Wash your face carefully every day, read more, go to bed on time, and eat small meals frequently. Be gentle, be generous, continue to be kind, remain loving.
Instead of being pretentious in front of others and talking around for comfort, learn to face it quietly alone and figure it out for yourself. This kind of you, even if you are single, if you are so pious to be a better version of yourself, you will definitely meet the best one, and that person will definitely be worth all your waiting.
5. Life requires maintaining a passion. When passion can make others feel that you are unstoppable, it will make way for your success! The unyielding temperament in a person's heart can move people and change many things.
6. The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be such a person who makes you want to treat him tenderly.
7. Those who have money to give you material things, those who have time to accompany you, and those who have sentiment to give you romance are not the true and complete appearance of love. It should be that the carefree person is devoted to you, the playful person is stable for you, the impatient person waits for you, the evasive person persists for you, and the proud person is humble for you. Because you try things you are not good at, because you want to become a more worthy and better person, this is the most stupid and true look of love.
8. Three kinds of trustworthy people: know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, and understand the reason behind your silence.
9. I remember when we were young, everyone was sincere and said every word. At the train station in the early morning, the long street was dark and deserted, and the small shop selling soy milk was steaming. In the past, the sun became slower, cars, horses, and mail were all slower. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime. The locks in the past also looked good, and the keys were exquisite and stylish. If you lock it, people will understand.
10. I hope to do something in my early 20s that will make me smile when I think about it when I am eighty years old.
11. Spend too much time thinking about the remaining life, but forget to live a good life.
12. Even if two people get along well and are happy together, they may not have a future.
13. When I have something happy, I find someone to share it with. The first person was happier than me, the second person showed an envious look, and the third person tried hard to pretend to be calm, but his heart was full of ups and downs, wishing that my happiness could turn into a breeze in an instant. From then on, I divided these three people into three types: confidants, friends, and acquaintances.
14. The result of digging your heart out is either heartbreaking or heartless.
15. It takes a certain age to savor many of the tastes of life, such as the touching and happiness of mutual support. But once you understand, everything is far away.
16. What we are always looking for is what we already have; we always look around and miss what we want. This is the reason why it is difficult for us to get what we want.
17. Instead of caring about others’ betrayal and unkindness, it is better to manage your own dignity and beauty.
18. Everyone likes to pretend to be free and easy when saying goodbye. After saying goodbye, they all try to hold back their longing. They can’t avoid the night of drinking and singing, but they can’t avoid the deserted street.
19. I finally understand why you are not likable. You are not hypocritical enough, you are not sweet-mouthed, and you cannot tell lies with your eyes open. I slowly discovered that it is better to have a good mouth than to have a good heart, because Good intentions are never as good as good words. In today's society, today's people all like the false and don't like the truth. What you can do is not as good as what you can say, and what you can say is not as good as how to pretend...
20. When I looked through his past, I wasn’t jealous, I was just sad and felt a deep affection that he had never given me.
At the age of 21, I was ruined by pride and walked the road paved by my parents. At the age of 25, he refused to change and was ruined by his ideas. He worked a job with a fixed monthly salary. At the age of 30, my unwillingness to work hard was ruined by laziness, and I watched the success and failure of others day after day. At the age of 40, I feel like my face is ruined when facing a powerful enemy, and I am jealous of other people's wealth. At the age of 50, I regret that I was ruined by worries! You can only live cautiously. Sitting in a rocking chair at the age of 60, everything is too late! A person's life is either about being particular or making do with it.
22. I don’t have any procrastination at all, I’m just lazy, very simply lazy, so lazy that I only find procrastination as an excuse.
23. I don’t know how many people behind me have slandered me. Maybe they think that I am a shameless bitch who talks sweet talk but is shameless. But there is no way. Some people are in a sick state: slandering others. Dirty water makes them happy. I've been criticized a lot, but I don't dodge it. But I know that if you love me, you will definitely believe me.
24. We may never have some fun and encounters in life, but it is between these "not getting" and "getting" that we establish our position in this world.
25. Sometimes I miss a friend I haven’t contacted for a long time, look at the phone book over and over again, and finally give up. Time has changed, there is no intersection anymore, and there is no reason to connect. Because I'm not sure if the other person is also thinking about you, I pretend to be cool and say, "It's better to miss each other than to meet each other." We are just afraid that we are not that important in the other person's heart.
26. Don’t be too kind, don’t be too generous, and don’t be too capable. Over time, people will think that everything you do is as it should be. Even if one day you can't hold it any longer and are tired from crying, no one will feel sorry for you. Because in their eyes this is what you want. Sometimes you don’t have to be too kind and don’t think about others in everything! Others won't think about your feelings and difficulties. They will take everything for granted.
27. There are 20 people in this world. No matter how you act, they all hate you. There are still 60 people who will change their attitude towards you based on your actions. One moment a passerby will turn into a fan, and another moment a fan will turn into a negative. The remaining 20 people, no matter how stupid you are, how sloppy you are, or how big of mistakes you make, they all still like you so much. This is how the world works.
28. Let go of your impetuosity, let go of your laziness, let go of your three-minute enthusiasm, let go of your brain that cannot resist temptation, let go of your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, let go of your thoughts of everything Stop talking about gossip, calm down and do what you should do, it’s time to work hard!
29. Fighting all the way is not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.
30. Don’t be easily influenced, and don’t be too rational. People can't live too clearly, as long as they know in their hearts.
31. If you only read books that suit your own taste, you will always only know what you already know.
32. I have gradually developed the habit of not explaining, and I cannot share many emotions, so I just digest them myself. Those who understand will naturally understand, but those who don’t understand will still have time lag no matter how much explanation they give. Some stories can only be told to those who understand.
33. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person, and I hope I am.
34. It takes us two years to learn to speak, but it takes us sixty years to learn to shut up. Most of the time, the more we talk, the further we distance ourselves from each other and the more conflicts we have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves and speak quickly without understanding the other person at all. Two years to learn to speak, a lifetime to learn to shut up. Whether you understand or not, don’t say much. When your mind is disturbed and your mind is calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.
35. Instead of being lively and eye-catching and pressing every step of the way, it is better to be a real and natural person among the crowd, not ostentatious, not pretentious, and always keep a retreat. The mind is set and just focus on doing things.
36. I long to see you, but please remember, I will not ask to see you. This is not because of pride, you know I have nothing to be proud of in front of you, but because our meeting only makes sense if you also want to see me.
37. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more worthy of love.
38. Go shopping alone, eat alone, travel alone, and do many things alone. A person's life is certainly lonely, but most of the time he is happy because of loneliness. The ultimate happiness exists in the lonely deep sea. In this day-to-day life, I gradually came to terms with myself.
39. What we want to do should be done as soon as we think about it; because people's thoughts will change. How many tongues, how many hands, how many accidents there are, how much hesitation and delay there will be.
40. No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing at your back behind your back. You don’t need to yell at someone or slap someone in the mouth. They may not be bad people, they just don’t understand how you live. Non-mainstream personalized message: People who can’t cry are monsters, people who can only cry are trash
1. You are so hot and cold that I don’t know what to do.
2. Only you know how painful it is to love someone. It turned out to be just a mistake to waste all your youth. I don’t want to pretend to be confused but I have to admit defeat. Who else is the lover I missed? If I can keep it, I can only pretend to be stupid and pretend that I am happy. I am so hurt that I can no longer hold back the tears.
3. There is no need to apologize for love, it is the person who loves you who makes the mistake.
4. Others say I am ugly, but I am just handsome and low-key.
5. You should be happy. Among so many people, I really like you.
6. What’s the big deal if you smile? Tomorrow will be better.
7. It’s not that I’m really used to rejection, but I’m afraid that once I hold hands, I won’t be able to bear the loneliness and sadness when I’m alone again. If I don’t have it, I won’t be afraid of losing it.
8. Not every wish can be realized immediately, so you must work hard.
9. People who can’t cry are monsters, and people who can only cry are trash.
10. No tattoos, no lover and no expectations. Occasionally, I will cry when I blow the wind and get drunk when I drink.
11. When I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
12. Where is the girl who accompanied you to eat at a roadside stall? You must have lost her.
13. If the light of the lighter does not shine, the land that can be walked on the sea has never met the past
14. Meeting is wrong, understanding is wrong, being together is even more wrong, and right It is wrong for you to be tempted, it is wrong to fall in love with you, it is even more wrong to fall in love with you, everything is wrong.
15. I will try to pretend that I don’t care about everything about you.
16. Why can harm be done from so far away, but comfort must be by your side?
17. Those who want to leave must stay. It shouldn't be forced.
18. Many people don’t need to see each other again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial to each other.
19. I will work hard to live a better life without you.
20. Your world has nothing to do with me. My world is only worthy of you watching.
21. Time changes the appearance of you and me, but leaves behind the shadow of when you loved me
22. Your name is written all over the paper, but I can’t bear the second chapter in my heart. Two people.
23. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.
24. It doesn’t matter, I’m getting better little by little. I’m working hard because of you, not for you.
25. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feelings at all.
26. I also learned to talk less and stop disturbing.
Twenty-seven, what I have given for you, my sister will give it to you as charity...
Twenty-eight, I will hold hands for a lifetime, and I just want to be with you simply. to the end of life.
29. If love is too crowded, then we have to leave.
Thirty. It seems like I just met you and I have liked you for so long in the blink of an eye.
Thirty-one. It would be too childish and ridiculous to say that you like someone based on appearance alone.
Thirty-two. Give me an invitation when you get married. Happy, sad, angry. I've seen all your gentle looks, and I just want to see you for the last time when you don't belong to me.
33. If you face your future with a smile, you will find that the world is beautiful.
Thirty-four. The eyes tell you not to leave, but the mouth is stubborn and does not hold back.
Thirty-five. When I mentioned you before, I was full of pride and possession. Later, when I thought about you, I was full of regrets and grievances.
Thirty-six. The sky will always get dark, people will always leave, and no one can stay with anyone forever.
37. Time is like a net. Wherever you cast it, you will reap it.
38. We are all used to making promises for a lifetime, but we never think about the results.
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