I can't find a joke that makes me laugh.

1: When an American travels to China, 200,000 US dollars is exchanged for 6.5438+0.34 million RMB, 6.5438+0.00 RMB for a single apartment, and 340,000 RMB for eating, drinking and having fun for one year. In the second year, I wanted to go back, and the house went up, and I sold it for 2 million yuan. The RMB appreciated to1:520,000 for 400,000 dollars. Americans earn $200,000 a year to beat China for nothing and go home happily! The statistics bureau is also very happy, because GDP has increased!

2.5 years ago, someone hired Xiao San and bought her a 400,000 house to live in. Give your mistress 3000 yuan a month. Broke up with mistress this year and sold the house. Sold 1.2 million, worked for more than 6 years as a mistress, and finally earned 600 thousand. Thank the people and the party. Thanks to the real estate agent. It turns out that mistresses are also an investment. Then my wife found out and slapped me. Why did you only install one?

3. The United States said: My economy is weak. Person b said: I support you; Europe said: I am in a financial crisis. Person b said: I am your backing; Italy said: I can't go on. Somebody else B said: My wallet is your wallet; The victims of drought in southwest China said: We lack food and drinking water. Person B said: grit your teeth and save yourself, and people will conquer nature. The poor child who dropped out of school said, I want to go to school. Person B said: Alas, I am in Africa and I can't come back!

4, oil-can't afford it, road-can't afford it, school-can't afford it, illness-can't afford it, house-can't afford it, grave-can't afford it, food-can't afford it, debt-can't afford it, official-can't afford it, love.