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Grade 4, Volume 2, Five Chinese Books, Lessons 1-14

It was an afternoon more than two thousand years ago.

the location is in the living room of the official residence.

public official Hugh: the prime minister of Lu.

zi Ming: a student on official break.

the housekeeper of a doctor in Lu.

When the curtain rises, Zi Ming is sitting on the bench reading. The official instrument rests on the inner room.

gong yi xiu ziming, have you been here for a long time?

zi Ming (hastily rising to salute the teacher) teacher, I've just come here for a while, have you eaten?

I've just eaten. The taste of carp is really delicious! I haven't eaten fish for a long time. I bought one today and ate it all at once.

zi Ming: yes, fish is really delicious.

as long as I have fish to eat every day, I will be satisfied.

behind the scenes, someone shouted: A housekeeper is here to see you!

Courtesy Hugh Ziming, please have a look. Who's here?

tomorrow, I'll bring the housekeeper in a moment. The housekeeper carries two big carp.

housekeeper (grinning), my master said that you have worked hard day and night for the country and the people. I specially asked the villain to send two live carp to mend the body for adults.

Thank you for your kindness, but I can't accept this fish! You don't know, now I feel sick at the smell of fish. Please be sure to tell your adult. Zi Ming looked puzzled at Gong Yi Hugh. The housekeeper shook her head helplessly and went off with the carp.

teacher zi Ming, don't you like fish very much? Now someone sends fish, but you don't accept it. Why?

Gong Yixiu can't accept other people's fish just because I like to eat fish. You see, if I take someone else's fish, I have to do what they want, which will inevitably violate the laws and regulations of the country. If I break the law and become a sinner, can I still eat fish? If you want to eat fish now, buy it yourself. Isn't there always fish to eat?

Mr. Zi Ming (suddenly enlightened), you are right. I will definitely do as you do in the future. The curtain fell.

Forever Warrior in White

Her hearty laughter still seems to reverberate in the department, and the patients still seem to feel her concern and comfort like spring breeze. However, in the spring of March, the 47-year-old head nurse Ye Xin left forever. She fell on the battlefield fighting SARS day and night.

Around the Spring Festival in 23, a very infectious disease, atypical pneumonia, was prevalent in some areas of Guangzhou, and Ye Xin's hospital began to treat SARS patients.

this is a war without smoke!

With the sharp increase of SARS patients in the hospital, Ye Xin took the lead and began to work overtime on February 8th. When he was busy, he even refused to answer his family's phone calls.

Mr. Liang, a former SARS patient with coronary heart disease, came to the emergency department because of fever and cough, and his condition deteriorated sharply in a short period of time, with difficulty breathing and irritability. Ye Xin came quickly, Xian (xián) rocked the hospital bed to make the patient sit and lie in a semi-supine position, at the same time, she was given mask oxygen, intravenous cardiotonic, and monitored her heart rate, blood pressure and breathing ... Two hours later, the patient was finally out of danger. Ye Xin forgot to rest, and dragged his tired body into the rescue of another patient. High-risk, high-intensity, and high-efficiency, Ye Xin runs at full speed like an indefatigable machine, taking one patient after another back from death.

In order to keep the patient's respiratory tract unobstructed, it is necessary to discharge a large amount of thick blood sputum that is blocked between them, which is infectious. The rescue of a severe SARS patient is often accompanied by the collapse of many medical staff. In the face of danger and death, colleagues can always hear Ye Xin's categorical words: "It's dangerous here, let me do it!" Ye Xin silently made a choice with no regrets-he tried his best to rescue and nurse critically ill patients, and sometimes even shut his colleagues out, leaving you with no room for negotiation. She knows that she may fall down one day, but she is willing to keep her colleagues from being infected!

On the morning of March 4th, Ye Xin still came to the department early as usual to inspect the ward, understand the condition of critically ill patients and set up the isolation ward ... Although she felt tired and unwell before going to work, she still kept busy in the department and paid close attention to the condition of each patient. After a hard morning's work, she didn't even take a sip of water, only felt sleepy and painful all over, so she had to climb into bed to rest. Just after noon, Ye Xin began to have fever symptoms, and the disease finally didn't let her go. After examination, Ye Xin was infected with atypical pneumonia.

Ye Xin's illness touched everyone's heart. However, the efforts and calls of many people failed to keep Ye Xin from leaving in a hurry. In the early morning of March 25th, Ye Xin left her beloved post, comrades-in-arms and relatives forever.

On the afternoon of March 29th, all the staff of Guangzhou Funeral Home made a final farewell to her. Wreaths like the sea, tears like rain. In the portrait, Ye Xin left people with an eternal smile.

Tomato Sun

That year, I came to this city and temporarily rented in an old gray building. My life was very difficult and my mood was extremely gloomy.

In a small vegetable market nearby, a young couple and a girl are guarding the booth. The girl is about 5 years old and is a blind child. Every time I pass by the food market, I can see the family, the couple are busy, the girl sits quietly, her voice is soft and soft, and she loves to laugh.

It's almost noon when I go to the food market. At this time, there are few people in the stall. The young father took the little girl's hand and stroked all kinds of vegetables in front of him. He patiently said, "This is cucumber, which is long and has thorns on its skin; Beans, flat and smooth; Tomatoes are beautiful and round ... "The girl giggled while touching them with her hands, and her mother laughed beside her.

every time I see this scene, my heart warms up.

after a long time, I became familiar with this family. The little girl's name is Mingming, and she can't see when she is born. Hearing relatives say that the big hospital in the city can change the cornea and let the children see again, parents brought their children to the city.

If you are not a blind child, you are obviously beautiful: black hair, ivory skin, delicate eyebrows, and you smile like an angel. Looking at her makes people feel distressed.

On one occasion, Mingming suddenly asked me: Auntie, do you walk with crutches? I was stunned, this clever child, she must have recognized the sound of my crutch.

it rained several times in succession, and finally it cleared up. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, and the leaves are bright green. Mingming's mother sighed, "What a nice day!" "

"yes! The sun finally came out. " I said.

Mingming asked curiously, "Aunt, what is the sun like?"

I thought about it and said, "The sun is warm, big and round. Morning and evening are red ... "It suddenly occurred to me that it is impossible to know the color clearly, so I stopped and didn't know how to go on.

Mingming's father picked a big tomato and put it in Mingming's hand. He said, "The sun is like this. Feel it."

Ming Ming smiled while touching it with his hand: "Really? Is the sun like a tomato? Then I'll call it tomato sun. " Ming Ming giggled like a clear bell, chasing people one after another.

Time flies, obviously like the light in a small room, which brings me a lot of happiness. She asked me many strange questions, such as how clouds float in the sky and what shape the rain is ... I patiently answered her and looked at her smiling face, thinking that it was the most beautiful "tomato sun."

One day I went shopping, Mingming's mother told me happily that they were leaving. Someone donated her cornea for Mingming, and the doctor said that she had a good chance of seeing again.

When I was leaving, Mingming gently grabbed my sleeve and said, "Auntie, come here and I'll have a word with you." I bent down, and she attached it to my ear and whispered, Aunt, my mother said that my eyes were given to me by kind people. When I grow up, I will give you my legs, okay? "The warm breath from her mouth brushed my cheek, and my tears suddenly flowed down.

at noon that day, I sat at the window and watched the cars coming and going all over the city. There was always a smiling face like an angel in front of me. Like a red "tomato sun" hanging in my heart, it warms my heart.

My mother is ill and living in the hospital. Our brothers and sisters take turns to guard. On my turn, the nurse came in to change the sheets and called my mother up. Mother was very ill, and it was hard to turn around and get out of bed. I quickly said, "Mom, don't move, I'll hold you."

I put my left hand around my mother's neck, and my right hand around my mother's leg, giving her a big hug. I didn't expect my mother to be gentle, but I tried too hard and almost fell on my back.

The nurse gave me a hand in the back and scolded me, "What are you doing so hard?" I said, "I didn't expect my mother to be so light." The nurse asked, "How much do you think your mother weighs?" I said, "I thought my mother weighed more than 1 kilograms." My mother said, "In my life, my heaviest weight was only 89 Jin."

I feel very sad that my mother should be so light. The nurse said, "Thanks to your life with your mother for decades, your eyesight is so poor." I said, "If you live with my mother for decades, you will not be sure."

in my memory, my mother always held me in her hand, carrying my sister on her back, and carrying a burden of more than 1 kilograms on her shoulders over mountains and mountains. This goes on year after year until we grow up. When we grow up, we can work, but whenever there is a heavy burden, mother always asks us to put it down and let her pick it. I always thought that my mother was powerful, but I didn't expect her to bear such a heavy burden with a body of more than 8 kilograms.

I looked at my mother's thin face guiltily.

The nurse also said emotionally, "Aunt, you are really something." Mother smiled and said, "Why mention those things? What mother doesn't come like this?" The nurse took the old sheets away, put new sheets on them, carefully leveled the edges and corners, and then turned around and told me, "Put the aunt on, be gentle."

I suddenly thought, "Mom, you brought me up from childhood, and I haven't hugged you once. Let me carry you to sleep. " Mother said; "Put me down quickly and don't make people laugh." The nurse said, "Aunt, just let him hug you once." Mother didn't say anything.

I sat on the edge of the bed and held my mother in my arms, just like my mother held me when I was a child. In order to make my mother fall asleep easily, I shook her gently. The nurse couldn't bear to leave and stood quietly watching. Mother finally closed her eyes. I thought my mother was asleep and was going to put her to bed. However, I suddenly saw two lines of tears flowing out of my mother's eyes. . . . . .

I'm not the weakest

On a summer weekend (mo), five-year-old sa Sha and his brother tuo Leah went to play in the forest with their parents. The scenery in the forest is so beautiful and the air is so fresh. They came to a clearing in the forest. There are beautiful ling orchids in full bloom.

"look! There is also a wild rose here! " Everyone was attracted by Sasha's cry. Originally, there was a cluster of wild roses, which was held by the lily of the valley cluster (cu) and produced the first pink flower. Flowers with dewdrops dance with the wind, and fen fang smells good. The family sat next to the wild rose and chatted about the sky.

suddenly, there was a loud thunder, and a few drops of raqing fell in the sky, followed by a heavy rain. Mom quickly took out her raincoat from her backpack and handed it (di) to Tonya, who gave it to Sasha.

Sasha asked inexplicably, "Mom, you and Tolia both need raincoats. Why did you give them to me?"

Mother replied, "We should protect those who are weaker than ourselves."

Sasha asked again, "Does that mean I am the weakest?"

"If you can't protect anyone, then you are the weakest." Mom touched Sasha's head.

Sasha goes to the rose bushes. The heavy rain has knocked off two rose petals, and the flowers hang their heads feebly, making them look more delicate. Sasha lifted her raincoat, gently covered it on rosa multiflora, and asked, "Mom, am I still the weakest?"

Mom smiled and said, "No, no, you can protect the weaker ones. You are a brave child!" "