Super Humor and Funny Talk about 76 Selected Sentences

1, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.

3. You still let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

When I was a child, I thought someone had sprayed a word on the wall. I feel very poor and have no house to live in. Now I know that this word is rich.

If someone hates me enough to pay someone to hit me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even hit myself as long as the money is in place.

6. Brother is just a game, but you are fascinated.

7. Many relationships between people start from "May I know you?" With "I finally know you!" End.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

9. I called my date and she answered.

10, second infidelity, never used in my life, whoever lets me down, I will let him despair.

1 1. Because Cowherd and Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, Cowherd and his cow are in love, so Tanabata can't pass. Please tell each other!

12. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moves first.

13 and Titanic gave me 15 years, but I couldn't find anyone to accompany me to see it.

14. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

15, don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Valentine's Day. It's not good to hit your face.

16, show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, resolutely single.

17, sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

18, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

19. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

20. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

2 1, I finally know why Oreo licked it, because then I am not afraid of being robbed.

22. Contemporary people have no expression at all, but there are many expression packs.

23. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

24. I can't be pregnant with someone else. I'm pretty good at getting pregnant with myself!

25, social status: life and death in the country, no one eats in the same city.

26. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

27. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

28, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

29. No matter what you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, mom. If you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

3 1, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

32. The Statue of Liberty told us with a book in one hand and a torch in the other. Study even if there is a power failure.

33. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I'm just a beauty in the eyes of others.

34. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

35. I want to fall in love recently, but there is nothing good about it. No, no, I want to give up this idea.

36. Come with me. With my mouth to eat, there is a bowl brush.

37. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a midnight snack, which is delicious.

38. Everyone has the same starting line. The key is to use different means of transportation.

39. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

40. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still delivering food so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

4 1, I prefer knives to deadly knives!

42. You must get along with her. I will take a bus.

43. Enrich yourself and enjoy life. Without sunshine, your heart can be warm.

44. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

45. I have a Taoist friend, and I also have an abbot, Lao Tie!

46, you also learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

Drink my enthusiasm as water, and you will burn to death one day.

48, some parents educate their children, there is no scientific method, no rules and regulations, and they rely entirely on touch, such as my dad!

When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

50. Tomatoes were walking in the street and squashed by a car, which became persimmon cakes. Then another truck came, and it turned into ketchup.

5 1, others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

53. Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, we will all go to the square dance together in a few decades.

54. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child!

55. Be sure to eat supper before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

56. Why did I switch my mobile phone to flight mode, and it fell from the fourth floor or broke?

57. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I could go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

58. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

59. A successful mother is a loser, and a successful father is sweat.

60. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?

6 1, in this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

62. Besides teeth, there is love.

63. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

65. If you can't get shit out of your feet, you are clean!

66. When I chased her, I felt that I had cheated her at last. When I get along, I always feel that I am on a thief boat.

In ancient times, girls were blind dates. If they want to, they will say it, but it depends on their parents. If you don't want to, say that your daughter wants to live with her parents for two years.

68. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

69. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid!

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

7 1. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

72. I am very diligent. I only finished the first four.

73. What can't let go of the past? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

74. It's really too hot. Looking for someone to fight for a few days.

75. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

76. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.