Tell me three jokes. Something fresh. 3Q~~

In the evening, the mother took her daughter to see the lanterns and let her go by herself. Many daughters shouted in the crowd, mom, I want to see lanterns, I don't want to see my ass.

The teacher failed the exam and asked the goose to cook for you after school. The doctor said: Ask the name of the injured wife, so as to tell the nurse at home that there is no need to know her name at home.