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First Lady, Jun Taiping 93-99
Liu Mingtao thought a lot and said a lot. Even in those days, Liu Mingtao didn't get married because he loved Han Biyao. Although the marriage was arranged by his parents, he was dissatisfied and resisted before marriage. However, after marriage, Liu Mingtao played the role of husband well. Maybe it wasn't a vigorous love, but he still loved and cared for his wife, tender and considerate, loving and caring for her. With the birth of his eldest son, family and.
But he never knew that his wife would cheat because of love.
When his wife suddenly became pregnant and told him bluntly that the child had nothing to do with him, Liu Mingtao first discovered that the woman she had slept with for ten years was strange and chilling.
His life may not be planned by himself, or it may be a bit rigid, but he was born in a family like Lujia, but it was always smooth sailing, which was the first trough of his life.
Facing his wife's insistence on divorce, Liu Mingtao signed the divorce agreement without hesitation. Just know after signing, Han Biyao swept away a third of Lu's property.
Facing the woman who used to be his wife but was pregnant with another man's child, Lu Mingtao suffered a heavy blow, but he accepted it frankly. She said she wanted to divorce herself for love and not have children, and he accepted.
Liu Mingtao felt like an idiot for the first time after knowing that the woman had taken the Lujia family property at the instigation of the man for her so-called love. When he found Han Biyao, Liu Mingtao gave her a loud slap and broke his last friendship with this woman.
Unexpectedly, it was a real nightmare after divorce.
Han Biyao abandoned everything for so-called love. In less than half a year, the man kept her at home on the grounds of letting her stay at home for labor, hollowing out the Han Group under her name. Han Biyao is an only child. In the third year of her marriage to Liu Mingtao, both her parents died in a car accident. She took over the operation of the Han family's huge family group, with assets of billions.
When she was immersed in sweet love and the joy of being a mother, she was suddenly told that the man had run away with all her property, leaving her no money, including the assets she took from Lujia.
With a big belly about to give birth for eight months, I collapsed to the point where I shouldn't cry every day. In a trance, I fell down the stairs, and the baby that was about to be born in my stomach fell to death on the spot.
The Han family all collapsed. Han Biyao lingers in nightclubs every day, smelling of alcohol, and then hangs out with a man in a bar, becoming addicted to drugs and gambling. She sold the old house left by her parents, lost everything and owed a lot of money to the underground casino. The casino threatened to send her to an underground brothel to meet her clients if she didn't pay back the money. In despair, she remembered.
"... before that, she came to me several times and asked me to borrow money, but I didn't give her any money, because I couldn't bear it anymore, but I never thought that she would be so angry that she would hit you with her idea ..." Liu Mingtao always thought that the underground casino that couldn't get the money discovered their relationship with Han Biyao, so that the two children were kidnapped, but until now, he realized that it was like this.
Lu Siyuan buried his head slightly. "Even if you gave her the money, the result would be the same."
Liu Mingtao shook his head. He knew it was the same, but he still blamed himself.
"But both kinds of heroin are on you, right?"
Si-yuan lu nodded. "Xiao Min is too young."
Liu Mingtao scarlet eyes, teeth goo goo, "how did she do it? ! "
"At first, the man told her that needles are just some new soft drugs with low ingredients and not too much dosage. They can quit in a few days. They only did experiments on animals, not on people, and their medicinal properties were somewhat unstable. But they want to put them on the market in large quantities, and they can't wait. Let's do a little experiment and teach her to go back on her word and call the police.
"So full of loopholes, she also believe? ! "Liu Mingtao a punch on the table, the in the mind furious yell, he really will kill her!
"She believed it." Liu Siyuan gave a wry smile. The woman who once managed billions of assets believed such absurd remarks, but "she was desperate, too."
because ..
When her needle just stuck into his arm, the man told her that there was drugs in the needle, and she had a chance to go back on her word and take it out, but she didn't. ...
"Dad, let's call it a day. I don't want to hold it for 20 years. Today, something happened that I don't want to see. " He's just tired and depressed for too long.
But if he doesn't even say that to his beloved sister and doesn't push him to that point, he won't say anything, and it will rot in his stomach until he dies.
"Philip Burkart."
"If Xiao Min don't say, it is estimated that I ..." Liu Siyuan sipped his thin lips and shrugged his shoulders. "I will bury this matter in my heart for the rest of my life."
"Xiao Min, she didn't mean to ..." Liu Mingtao knew her daughter's words and hurt her son who had suffered alone for ten years. Otherwise, with his forbearing personality, it is estimated that he will not know until he dies.
Liu Siyuan shook his head. He can't really care about his unwitting sister, but his heart is really bitter.
"I'm tired, Dad." Liu Siyuan looked at Liu Mingtao, caring for the first time and being willful for the first time. "I'm not angry with her, but I have to be willful."
Liu Mingtao, with a wink, looked at his son's sudden stubbornness as when he was a child, some remained for many years and had not seen his son like this.
"So?" Liu Mingtao blinked again.
"I want to be an ignorant child." Lu Siyuan pie pie, but some shallow moist eyes.
"So?"
"I won't answer her phone, go home or talk to her for the time being."
Lu Mingtao: "..."
Sure enough, you are a sensible child! Thirty-one guy suddenly plays childish, which will make the guy who offended him miserable, right?
But this is just what they owe him, and they should compensate him, even though he is too old to care about this with his sister …
Liu Siyuan picked up the cup and drank a mouthful of water. His dry throat seems to be smoking.
Looking at the son whose mood is gradually recovering, Liu Mingtao is holding up another thing in his heart.
"son."
"hmm."
Liu Mingtao looked at his son and felt a little heavy. "The man last night ..."
Lu Siyuan's action of drinking water froze, his eyes didn't look straight at his father, and his hands were stretched out straight.
"Dad knows, do your own thing, you have ideas since childhood, and you didn't let us have hearts and feelings. Dad also believes that you have the ability to handle it well, but this ... After all, the opposite sex is different between peers, and you ... "
"Dad." Liu Siyuan suddenly looked up at Lu Mingtao. "I know this."
Liu Mingtao sighed slightly. "What are your plans?"
Lu Siyuan wiped the edge of the cup caliber with a cup. "It will end, but not now."
Liu Mingtao looked at Liu Siyuan with complicated eyes. "Do you all think so?" What is the reason for holding this idea and attitude together?
"Can you live together for a lifetime without ending this relationship?" Liu Siyuan sighed slightly. "I'm just moved. I want to try to leave something for my life. No matter what happens in the future, at least I can miss it. "
Liu Mingtao slightly stare blankly for a moment, this is the child's definition of their feelings? Because the heart is put into action, and all this just wants to leave something memorable in life?
"I know what I'm doing, Dad. I will take good care of Lujia, but now, Dad, I just want to leave some memories for my life. Please don't tell me anything about grandpa. When I end this relationship with him, I will get married and have children and go on according to my life plan. " Liu Siyuan faint smile, some ambiguous smile, let Liu Mingtao look at the eyes grieved.
"Son ..."
"Dad, I have never asked you for anything. Just this once, will you let me be willful? "
Liu Mingtao shook his head. "No, son, that's not what Dad meant!"
"Dad, I just want to be so capricious. I have no other requirements. "
"Philip Burkart, dad just wants you to see what you really want. Even if you stay with him all your life, dad won't object, you know? " Liu Mingtao looked at his son and told him seriously.
Lu Siyuan smiled. "Dad, where did this feeling come from all my life?"
Liu Mingtao froze, looking at his son's bitter smile, unable to speak any more.
Chapter ninety-four Drug tube
Liu Min asked for leave from the hospital and eagerly stayed at home waiting for news from his father. In the morning conversation, his father's scarlet eyes trembled with anger, which made Liu Min afraid to touch the stool all day.
"Xiao Min, come and get something to eat. You didn't have breakfast or lunch. " The initial shock calmed down, and Xi' an didn't know what to say to deal with such absurd things except his distressed son.
She doesn't even understand what her mother is thinking.
Willing to lay hands on the children born in October, to what extent selfish, completely contrary to human nature!
"Mom ..." Liu Min sallow face, touching and pitiful.
"Come here, come here." Ann waved to Liu.
Liu Min quickly walked over and walked into Xi's arms.
"Wait, wait for your father to come back. Things are already like this, and it is useless to worry. " She knew that her son must have a knot in his heart. Looking at strong people, they are not as strong as the average person in some things.
This forbearing son, who has been burdened with such things for so many years, should have reached the limit and was directly stabbed by his sister's words. ...
Liu Min tugged at her long hair, and her eyes were moist, which was unprecedented. "Why am I not good at anything ..."
"Silly girl." Xi' an patted Lu Min on the head and took her hand away. "Everyone has their own difficulties and principles in doing things. There is no hate for no reason, no love for no reason, and no if because of love? "
Liu Min bit his lower lip and regretted slapping himself.
She only knew that her brother hated that woman, but never thought about why her brother, who was tolerant of everyone, singled her out.
When Liu Mingtao was driving through the mountain road last night, he pulled over and leaned in the driver's seat. Looking at the empty mountain road, he almost saw the desperate and hysterical child last night, so helpless that he was held in his arms by a tall man and said with tears,' I'm so tired' ...
Liu Mingtao is a little depressed.
if ...
My son asked him to help him deal with the man ... maybe he would stand on the side of a father and oppose such feelings, but my son said that it was over. This feeling of being poked in the spine will be considered selfish and willful to one's own life. When he ends this relationship, he will follow the path planned by his family, and he will feel distressed.
His son has suffered so much, and now even his own feelings have become willful in his mouth, even if his love affair is really eccentric in the eyes of others.
But when the words came out, he couldn't say what he opposed.
But that kid obviously ...
Liu Mingtao mercilessly rubbed a face, am utterly confused and have no clue.
When he got home, facing the tearful eyes of his wife and daughter, he had nothing to say but a wry smile.
Xi' an caressed Liu Min and pulled Liu Mingtao back to the room. "Ming Tao, are you hiding something from me?"
Lu Mingtao helped Xi 'an sit on the bed and sighed slightly. "Ann, I don't want to hide it from you."
Xi 'an looked at her husband, who seemed to be ten years older overnight. Anhui patted the back of his hand, held the man in his arms and patted his neck like a child. "Husband, no matter how big things, I will accompany you. I am very distressed to see you like this. "
Liu Mingtao hugged his wife backhand and buried himself between her necks. "I'm sorry."
"You seem to have forgotten what you promised me?"
Lu Mingtao smiled slightly. "How many years ago, the quiet life of these years has long been forgotten."
"People who don't keep their word can only sleep in the study." Xi an stared. "Before marriage, I talked about marriage. We talked for three years after marriage. I tried to convince it again and again. Do you think the bubbles in my mouth are white ... "
"Philip Burkart fell in love with a man."
Xi's words at the end of An Zheng are still on her lips, but she was stuck in her throat by her husband's words. She couldn't open her mouth, couldn't utter a word, and was stiff all over. She was too surprised to react.
"He said it would end, but not now. He said it was just to leave something memorable for his life. He said that when he finished this relationship with that man, he would get married and have children, and then take over the Lujia family to continue his planned life. "
Liu Mingtao was buried in his wife's neck, and her voice was a little bumpy.
"This, this is ... when did this happen?" Xi' an pushed Liu Mingtao away. He was frightened and stammered.
Liu Mingtao twisted his eyebrows. "I didn't ask him when he started, but it should be some time.
Xi' an looked at Liu Mingtao, looked at the man who didn't joke at all. Xi' an held her forehead and suddenly didn't know what to say.
Liu Mingtao rubbed his swollen nose. "I don't know what to do or how to treat it. He is far away ... "
"Wait, Ming Dow, when did you know about it? Why didn't you say anything before? "
"When I went to remember the distance last night." Liu Mingtao paused. "I saw that man."
Xi An: "..."
Ann, what do you think I should do?
Xi Ann looked at Liu Mingtao and shook her head blankly. He has been digesting all night and has no clue. He hoped that the person who heard the news a minute ago would tell him what to do. Isn't this a little too difficult for people? That's their son, not a cat and a dog. One sentence can fix whether his spouse is round or flat, male or female!
Liu Siyuan's voice was hoarse and he couldn't say it at all. After seeing off his father, he drank two glasses of water, but he still didn't save it. At the beginning of the meeting, he sat on the sidelines without a word of advice, which made some people who didn't understand the situation feel that it had been choking some people to vomit blood.
Vice Mayor Li, who presided over the meeting, trembled all over the meeting, for fear that the picky boss would suddenly have a voice when his voice was hoarse. Then he is really guilty.
"Mayor, throat lozenges." While Vice Mayor Li was salivating, Zhou handed Lu Siyuan the throat lozenges in his pocket.
Lu Siyuan took it apart and put two pieces in his mouth. The coolness of mint eased the voice of low salary, and Lu Siyuan's attention was once again devoted to the meeting.
Five minutes later, he changed his sitting posture sideways, and the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly shook. He went to touch his mobile phone and accidentally touched a tube of round things in his pocket. He touched it out with his mobile phone and saw it. Liu Siyuan Lengleng. Open the lid and put it under your nose to smell it. It's very throat-moistening, but it's all French. Looking at the mantissa of the bar code, Liu Siyuan's eyebrows tightened.
It goes without saying who put this thing in his pocket. No one but that man will put this thing in his pocket without saying hello.
Originally, Vice Mayor Li was very happy to see Mayor Lu's face hanging slightly, and his look became more and more strange. The frown is getting tighter and tighter, and the hand is still waving in midair. He suddenly became afraid and his heart began to beat. What did he just say?
Pinch the medicine tube in your hand to your palm and look up at the whole conference room. More than half of his eyes swept him. Liu Siyuan sit up straight, a slight sweep, eyes back, next to each other.
"Mayor, do you have anything to add?" Vice mayor, a wink, some uneasy looked at him.
According to reliable sources, the young mayor is likely to be transferred in the next year or two, and the boss's promotion represents the change of the leadership of the municipal party Committee. Everyone knows that this is a matter that affects the whole body. Who doesn't want to climb this year? Since you want to climb up, it is natural to understand the truth of being a man, right?
Liu Siyuan shook his head. "No."
The mayor lu this opening, people sitting in the conference room finally know, why this parliament suddenly let vice mayor li presided over.
So the mayor lost his voice!
When sending people out in the morning, Weidong didn't call him after a busy day. Most of them were angry, but he was still thinking about the guy going out in the morning.
At half past six in the afternoon, the man who hangs people all day can't help calling him.
"Where is it?"
"I'm still in the office."
Liu Siyuan picked up the phone and left the sofa. As soon as he spoke, several people on the sofa looked at each other. Who got a call from the mayor Lu? They are all so gentle.
The voice on the phone is very low and dumb, as if it had been ground by frosted paper. Although it was very low, Weidong heard it and frowned. "Didn't you take the medicine I gave you?"
Sure enough, hearing the man's words, Liu Siyuan reached out and pinched the medicine tube in his pocket. "Eat."
"After work." Hearing this, the ja directly gave the order to the mayor lu.
Lu Siyuan looked at the time and said helplessly, "I have work to do and I can't leave for the time being."
Weidong snorted and hung up the phone directly.
Holding the phone that was hung up, Liu Siyuan was somewhat helpless. Looking at the people looking at him on the sofa, Liu Siyuan made a gesture to continue.
Chapter ninety-five Pick up people from work
Liu Siyuan answered the phone and poured himself a glass of water.
"... many people are looking forward to Nanxing District's bid. It seems that the electronic construction of Binhai No.10 Business Center has made them all see business opportunities. "Look at the hands of enterprises handed me the materials, vice mayor li mirth tunnel.
"With the success of the Southern District, everyone is looking forward to this big cake."
"That's natural. These businessmen always have a keen sense of money. Who will dislike more money? "
"The mayor, this is the bidding plan. Please have a look and see what else needs to be revised and processed. "
Liu Siyuan reached for the envelope handed by the director of the Bureau of Land and Resources, and was about to open it to see that the mobile phone rang again.
Liu Siyuan looked at the caller ID on the screen, slightly one leng, this person. ...
Others were not surprised that the mayor's phone rang, just curious about the mayor's reaction when he looked at the phone. Is this a phone call from the statue of the Great God, which will make the mayor like this?
Lu Siyuan wanted to hang up, but his fingers could not bear to press the hang up button. The look on this guy's face when he sent him out this morning worried him all day.
I hope that man will not vent his dissatisfaction and anger on himself at night, otherwise, he will never get up tomorrow. ...
Liu Siyuan gave a hand to let others continue.
"Lao Zhang, how is the deposit implemented?"
Zhang Chuntao, director of the Bureau of Land and Resources, said with a smile: "Don't worry about this, they are more anxious than us."
Lu Siyuan has a backache, so it's definitely not easy to stand up and walk around. He simply sat on the sofa and turned on the phone. As soon as the phone was connected, before he could speak, the impatient man on the other end of the phone spoke.
"Give you five minutes to go downstairs."
Lu Siyuan swelled his pupils in shock and asked in a conditioned way, "Are you downstairs?"
"Mayor Lu, you only have four minutes and forty seconds." The patient man ignored his words and looked at the time directly to remind him that there was absolutely no discount for the five minutes he said.
Liu Siyuan looked at the time. "I really have ..."
"Lu Siyuan, don't say I didn't warn you. If you don't come down in five minutes, Lao Tzu will come up directly and carry you downstairs! " The angry man gave an ultimatum directly.
Lu Siyuan: "..."
"Four minutes!" The man's bad tone made Liu Siyuan feel numb.
He knew that if he didn't come downstairs in four minutes, the man would really do as he said.
Speaking of being the most profound lesson this man taught him, if you say it from his mouth again, you'd better not listen as a joke or scare people, otherwise this lesson will definitely impress you.
Although uncomfortable, Liu Siyuan didn't want to go on crustily skin of head under curious eyes, and stretched out his hand according to his waist. He was too lazy to scruple, and his desk work had hurt his waist. ...
Go to the windowsill, more let see the familiar car downstairs, Liu Siyuan slightly lower their voices, "can you wait for me for ten minutes? I really have something urgent to deal with. "
"What do you think?"
"……"
Si-yuan liu sipped his lips and said nothing.
Weidong took the phone for a long time and didn't hear the answer from the person on the other end. Some angry fists hit the steering wheel. "Ten minutes!"
Say that finish, throw the phone in the passenger seat of cutting.
Liu Siyuan listened to the beeping sound from the phone, and her mouth slightly raised a smile. He turned around and there was no expression on his face.
When I walked back to the sofa, Liu Siyuan rubbed his waist again.
"Mayor, does your back hurt?" The director of the Construction Bureau told Liu Siyuan that he could say a few digressions. When he saw Liu Siyuan rubbing his waist again and again, he couldn't help asking.
Si-yuan lu saw his one eye and nodded his head.
"You must pay attention, or you will offend after a long time."
"Yes, the mayor, take a time to have a good check, this problem is no joke. Don't be too tired at ordinary times, pay more attention to rest. "
"Yes, this body is the capital of the revolution, work is important, and the body is equally important ..."
"Yes, mayor, you are still so young, this problem can't be sloppy ..."
When Director Yang spoke, everyone else echoed, no matter who spoke first. Since everyone else has spoken, whether the mayor eats or not, he still has to do some face work.
"Well, thanks, I'll pay attention."
Liu Siyuan smiled lightly, without much emotion on her face, but her heart was a bit awkward. If his waist is really tired from work, that's fine, but ...
Slight troubles flashed through his drooping eyes. It seems that he must discuss the problem with that man. If he goes on like this, his waist will probably be gone.
Weidong sat in the car, smoking a cigarette. In the smoke, the man's angular facial features look a little angry, but what remains under his eyes is clearly worry.
Originally, he just wanted to make a phone call to see what time this guy will go home at night, whether to go out for dinner or go back for dinner. Unexpectedly, he received a phone call and heard the sound of grinding wheels, and suddenly changed his mind.
As a result, boss Wei lost all his money and drove directly to block people. That guy is just like that. He is not interested in letting him come to work and let him work overtime.
Ten minutes later, Lu Siyuan came out with a briefcase, walking a little slowly, but steadily, with slightly smaller steps.
"The mayor is off work?"
"the mayor."
"the mayor."
By this time, it's past work time, and there are not many people coming and going. When they saw Liu Siyuan, they all greeted him with a smile. Liu Siyuan's expression was faint, and he nodded slightly to the person who greeted him as a response.
The expression on her face seems to be carved out of wood. A faint expression is neither too much nor too little, neither too warm nor too hot. Just stuck at that point, it will not make people feel arrogant, nor will it make people feel that he is very gentle and close, as if he is always separated by that layer of sand, but he just can't see clearly.
Weidong picked his eyebrows. When he first met this guy, he seemed to have the same expression. It seems that this standard expression is the same for everyone.
However, should he enjoy special treatment now?
Thinking, Weidong lowered his eyes slightly, and his eyes flashed some unknown meaning. Then the man gently evokes his lip angle, which is very shallow. Liu Siyuan just walked to the front of the car door, shallow smile disappeared.
Liu Siyuan opened the door, sat up slowly, and then closed the door.
Moved a little, adjusted his sitting posture and fastened his seat belt. Liu Siyuan turned to look at the man who came to catch him from work early. "Aren't you busy today?"
Weidong saw his one eye. "If I'm busy, when are you going to get off work? Huh? "
Liu Siyuan's face is slightly astringent and his mouth is dumb. "... that's not what I meant. "
He really just wanted to ask the man why he got off work so early today, but he didn't seem to understand it that way.
"Then what do you mean?"
"I ..." Liu Siyuan looked at the man who was obviously picking on him and took back his words. The man is angry now, and everything he says is wrong. The best way is not to say, otherwise he will only suffer.
"Say it." Lu Siyuan didn't want to talk more about this mine, afraid of stepping on it, but obviously some people didn't want to stop there.
"What to eat at night?" Lu Siyuan was very obedient. When a man asked, he said it, but he didn't answer the man's words.
"Cheep-"The car braked suddenly, and the car just merged into the mainstream main road. It was rush hour, and the man slammed on the brakes and the car stopped directly on the road.
When the car braked too hard, Liu Siyuan's body rushed forward and suddenly bounced back to his seat. He turned his head in surprise and looked at the man's face angrily. Suddenly, a question mark appeared on his forehead. What's wrong with that?
The two men stared at each other, and after a while, the horns sounded one after another.
Liu Siyuan pursed her lips. "There is a traffic jam."
"Get his mother in the way."
Lu Siyuan: "..."
What the hell is this man smoking?
Looking at this wronged guy, Weidong gnashed his teeth and his scarlet eyes looked like he was going to eat people. Waiting to look out of the window, he grabbed the handbrake, grabbed Liu Siyuan's shoulder and dragged people into his slightly stubborn eyes. His heart suddenly felt uncomfortable, and he pricked his beautiful face. He lowered his head and kissed his thin pale lips.
Well, there's one more thing I can't let go of. Tell me your QQ email address. I will give you an email.
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