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I have a little secret
I have a little secret 1
I have a very, very small secret, but I don’t feel comfortable hiding it in my heart.
One day in the second semester of the third grade, all our classmates took new basketballs to physical education class. I borrowed mine from my brother. It's nothing to borrow, but when I took the basketball to physical education class, my classmates said to me with a smile: "Ren Hanmin, why is some of the skin on your basketball peeled off? You must have dug it off!" I listened. I was a little embarrassed and thought: Why did my brother lend me this old basketball? Why did my mother and others say this basketball is very good? I came home from school and said to my mother: "This basketball is very old and can't be used anymore." But my mother said: " As long as the ball can be used, it's fine." After listening to my mother's words, I used it day after day. I really couldn't stand other people saying that I was "bullying" basketball.
On this day, I came home and saw my grandfather reading the newspaper and grandma cooking. I secretly took the basketball and walked upstairs quietly, trying to find a place to hide the basketball. I looked around, and suddenly I found that there were a lot of things under the bed. I could put the basketball in it. I just did it, took out the things, put the basketball in, and restored the things to their original state. When my mother came back from get off work, I quickly said to my mother: "Mom, I dropped my basketball, please buy me one!" My mother stopped for a while and asked, are you hiding it? She scanned the whole house with her eyes, and there was nothing wrong. When I found something, I promised to buy one for me.
Although I bought a new basketball, I still feel uneasy. I told my mother about this today. I must be honest in the future. Whatever I do, I will admit it frankly if I make a mistake. I have a little secret 2
Mom, you gave me a warm family and a happy home. Whenever I go home, there are always several plates of delicious food on the table. Whenever I encounter difficulties, you always help me patiently. Whenever I am sick, you always sit aside and take care of me. Whenever I am angry, you always find ways to calm me down. Whenever I am happy, you always have a bright smile on your face... Mom, you are such a great mother!
How much effort and sweat you have put in for me in the past ten years. I want to say to you: "Mom, you have worked hard, I will always love you!" Whenever this sentence comes to my lips , I can't help myself. Swallow it, and today I will take this opportunity to tell you what is in my heart.
I wonder if you still remember that cold winter. Late at night, it was getting dark and I went to bed. How about you? You are still cleaning up the house and tidying up the room, working tirelessly. At that second, that minute, that hour, I couldn't help but shed tears. At two o'clock in the morning, I had a high fever and an unbearable headache. My mother was awakened by my every move. My mother closed her eyes and said to me: "What's wrong, Xue'er!" I said dizzy: "Mom, my head hurts so much!" My mother quickly got up and took a thermometer to measure me. After five minutes Finally, my mother took out the thermometer, looked at it, frowned and said, "41 degrees 8." Mom quickly brought a basin of warm water from the bathroom, brought a towel, put the towel in the warm water, and then wrung it dry , the second I took it out and put it on my forehead, my head suddenly stopped hurting. Because I get warmth and happiness from my mother. At that second, I finally said those words, Mom, you have worked hard, I will always love you.
A song can be sung well. Only mother is good in the world. A mother’s child is like a treasure... I have a little secret 3
Dad is walking in the room wearing a green coat. Coming and going, mysteriously.
I looked through the crack of the door and saw that my father had hidden the money behind the TV.
I stepped forward and said with a mysterious expression: "Dad, what are you doing?" When Dad heard this, he jumped up in fright, turned his head, and exhaled a long breath from his body when he saw it was me. , said: "Ouch! Why did you come to scare me so early?" I was not convinced, so I raised my mouth and said: "You are still telling me, why are you sneaking around in the living room?" Dad said: "I am..." I Suddenly interrupted my father and said: "You are hiding money behind the TV series and not giving it to mom." Upon hearing this, dad put his raised finger on his mouth and said: "Shh! Don't be so loud, be careful. Your mother heard it." I pretended not to be afraid and said, "I'm going to let my mother hear me and do something wrong behind her back." After hearing this, my father suddenly became anxious and pulled me to his side. He said, "Good son, dad won't scold you anymore." I shook my head and said, "No, I will let her hear it so that you don't have to buy cigarettes outside." Dad added, "I won't spend any money in the future. It's okay!" I nodded and said, "Okay! Don't do this again." Dad nodded and said, "Then don't tell mom." Then he left. I told my mother about this while my father was out. I thought: My mother would definitely praise me and scold my father to death. But my mother acted nonchalantly and said: "I also want to let dad have some money. I already knew about this."
I opened my mouth and thought: Is mom doing this to maintain dad's prestige? In fact, I don't even believe my mother anymore... I have a little secret 4
There is a little secret hidden in my heart. I don’t want others to know, but it’s uncomfortable to keep it in my heart. I really want to find someone, just one person, to talk to about the secrets in my heart.
I tell you this secret, but don’t laugh at me!
It was still a Monday morning. I was the first to arrive at school, so I sat in my seat and packed my schoolbag. At this time, I found a piece of banana peel stuffed in my table, and I couldn't help but said angrily: "Who the greedy guy ate a banana and stuffed the peel into my desk, how annoying!" After that, I threw it out the window. I was studying, and suddenly there was an "ouch" from downstairs, ah! A man fell. I gloated about my misfortune and ran downstairs to watch the fun. It turned out to be my "rival". I was very happy and thought: Hey, you deserve it! Suddenly, I glanced and found a banana peel under her feet. Hey, wasn't that what I threw? I couldn't help but feel a little flustered. At this time, the classmates wanted to help her up, but she screamed in pain and her face turned from sallow to pale.
At this time, everyone felt something was wrong and ran to tell the teacher and send her to the hospital. When she was being carried on the bus by her classmates, she kept saying, "Quick, pick up the banana peel, or other students will slip and fall." After hearing this, I felt my face heat up, and I quickly walked over and picked up the banana peel. I said to myself with shame and annoyance: "What a good classmate, but I am so worried about a small conflict in the past. Previously, I also reminded others not to throw peels around, but I did it today. I am so ashamed and ashamed!" I can't help you." I regret it. Because of my mistake this time, she was broken into a broken bone, alas!
I have told you my secret without reservation. I don’t know what you think. Please tell me too, okay? I Have a Little Secret 5
Everyone has their own little secret, but everyone's secret is completely different. Maybe your secret is damaging other people's belongings; maybe your secret is losing your own change; maybe your secret is hiding your own New Year's money... And my little secret is: I ate my dad secretly , Mom is about to give someone a gift.
Don’t look at me being thin, I look like a girl who is not greedy at all. In fact, I love to eat very much. Whenever I see something delicious, my mouth will water with greed.
That is a little story from when I was 9 years old. One afternoon, I saw my favorite thing - chocolate. This is an American brand of food! A thought suddenly flashed in my mind: This must be very delicious, why not eat it all now! I then thought again: No, my father and mother will find out, and the consequence is that I will get the special reward of "bamboo shoot barbecue".
By the way, Mom and Dad won’t give out the gifts until the day after tomorrow, and they won’t be at home tomorrow. yeah! I can steal a meal. At that time, I was extremely excited.
The next afternoon, I couldn’t wait to come to the gift, and I was very excited. My hands immediately opened the gift involuntarily. I ate it with relish, ah! Sweet, just like Guanyin Bodhisattva's Jade Dew Spring Water - very memorable!
Within a few minutes, I finished all the chocolate. I picked up the box and said, "Oh, it's too light! Mom and Dad will find it!" So I quickly ran to the garden, picked up three flat stones, and put them in the gift box.
Later, I heard my father say: "I saw the gift I gave to that friend at another friend's house. Later I found out that the friend gave the gift I gave to another friend. "Haha!" I couldn't help but chuckle secretly...
My little secret must be funny! I Have a Little Secret 6
The past is a yellowed book, which records your unforgettable ups and downs, but in my book, a little unknown secret is recorded.
Usually, I have always looked down on people who make a living by begging, thinking that they are the dregs of society and not worth mentioning. Once, my father went on a business trip to Nanjing, so I went with him. Nanjing is worthy of being the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties. Everywhere is beautiful, rich, and modern with a strong classical flavor. The only thing that makes me frown is that there are too many beggars here.
On the second day after arriving in Nanjing, my father went out to do errands. I had nothing to do, so I walked out of the hotel and went to the nearby street to admire the surrounding scenery. Suddenly, a ragged beggar reached towards me with a dirty bowl in his hand. I immediately turned my face away in disgust and thought angrily in my heart: This beggar is really a disgrace to the scenery. Then I took a few steps forward quickly, but just halfway through, I stopped and thought of a counterfeit five-yuan note I received a few days ago. I rolled my eyes and immediately had an idea... p>
I returned to the beggar again, put on the face of a philanthropist, snickered to myself, took out the five yuan note from my pocket, and threw it into the beggar's bowl. But the moment I lost the money, I was struck by a strong sense of guilt throughout my body. My mind quickly flashed to the scene of a beggar being yelled at by a shop owner when he used counterfeit money. I wanted to withdraw, or give him a real coin... This was when a "thank you" interrupted my thoughts, coming from the beggar. Those two words hit me like a heavy punch. I felt dizzy, and I didn't have the courage to correct myself... Looking at his retreating back, I was overwhelmed by deep guilt.
This secret still lingers in my heart. That beggar and I may never meet again in our lives. Will he forgive me, a spiritual beggar? I Have a Little Secret 7
Ever since I was a child, I have kept my little secrets in my heart and would not tell others easily. It is because I feel uncomfortable holding them in, so I have to pour them out, but , don’t tell my parents!
It was a morning when I was very young. My parents had gone to work, and I was playing at home alone. Suddenly, the neighbor's Yangyang came to play hide and seek with me. We both started playing happily. This time it was my turn to hide. At a glance, I saw the wardrobe, yes! You can hide it inside! I climbed into the closet and started messing around. During this mess, I knocked the vase off the closet and broke it into seven pieces.
"Oh my God, it's over. Mom is going to scold me to death this time!" I couldn't help but shudder, it seemed like my butt was going to suffer! I quickly asked Yangyang for advice on what to do. She must know. Sure enough, she came up with a way: "How about we use 502 glue to stick it together?" Okay, just do it. I picked up the glue and applied it. Oh my god, I applied too much, my hands! Alas... useless.
Yangyang looked at me and burst into laughter. I don’t know how to describe that laughter! But it's quite funny, haha.
Let’s not talk about this for now. What should we do when mother comes later? I have an idea! I'll buy another one, but where can I get so much money? Forget it, let’s borrow it from Yangyang, Yangyang readily agreed. OK, let’s go now!
After the cooperation between the two of us, we finally found the exact same vase, which is great! I bought this vase with a lot of money. This incident is finally over. I am relieved...
I have told my secret, but don’t tell my mother! I have a little secret 8
The nail on the middle finger of my left hand is covered with purple-red bruises. It looks terrible! What is going on?
That day, I returned to the classroom after participating in the interest class training activities. Except for Xiaoyi, the student on duty, all the other students had already gone home from school. When I packed my schoolbag and was about to go to my mother's office, my left hand accidentally rested on the window sill. As a result, the window suddenly closed, and my fingers were caught in the aluminum alloy window.
Hearing my scream of "ouch", Xiaoyi hurried in and said guiltily: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was standing outside the classroom and didn't see your hand on the window sill. "Although I grimaced in pain, I still endured the pain and said, "It doesn't matter, you didn't mean it." "Can you not tell Teacher Xian and your mother about this?" Xiaoyi asked worriedly. "Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you!" I knew she was afraid of being criticized, so I patted her chest and said.
When I came to my mother’s office, my mother saw that my fingernails were injured. She felt very distressed and asked who had injured me. I hesitated and refused to speak. Because my mother and Teacher Xian are colleagues, I am afraid that my mother will leak the secret. I promised Xiaoyi to keep this secret, how could I break my promise?
My mother thought that I was bullied and threatened by my classmates so I did not dare to tell the truth. She became even more angry and said that she wanted to find Teacher Xian to "thoroughly investigate the real culprit." As a last resort, I told the reason. Only then did the mother turn from anger to joy: "You did the right thing. You are such a good boy who is tolerant and true to your word! Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you."
Looking at the scars on the fingernails , I don’t think it’s a big deal, I’m even a little proud, because it witnessed the growth of a little man. I have a little secret 9
On a breezy Sunday, after finishing my homework, I picked up the pebbles I had just picked up from outside, threw them up and caught them out of boredom.
While I was throwing it, the puppy Baibai suddenly rushed over to me and barked fiercely. At that moment, I was distracted, and I was frightened by Leng Buding. I fell off the bench with a plop, and my feet But I accidentally kicked it on the table where my mother put the lotion. The lotion bottle was originally round, but I kicked it like this, so it fell off. "Papa..." Several bottles of lotion couldn't withstand my fatal "invincible feet" and they broke, and the precious water flowed all over the floor.
My mother, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard the noise and hurriedly ran out and asked me what was going on. I was shocked, but I calmed down immediately and said without blushing, "It's okay, our class There's going to be a little storytelling party here, and I'm getting ready." I accidentally let it slip. After my mother left, I hurriedly cleaned up the broken lotion bottles, sat at the table and pretended to read.
The next day, my mother had to attend a class reunion and wanted to dress up, but she couldn’t find lotion after searching for a long time. Seeing that the time was coming soon, her mother became more and more anxious, and finally had to go bare-faced. Chaotian went to the party.
Seeing such a scene, I felt very uneasy. I was afraid that my mother would criticize me when she found out, so I decided to tell her the truth at night. After my mother came back, I felt ashamed and told the whole story. My mother did not blame me, which gave me some comfort.
It seems that lying is not acceptable and honesty is the right way. I Have a Little Secret 10
"Mom, Happy Mother's Day!" In the morning, before I got up, I heard my mother calling my grandma.
At this moment, I have a little secret buried in my heart.
This day is so long! Finally, we waited until dark. After dinner, my mother was watching TV in the living room. I brought a basin of hot water to my mother. My mother asked gently: "My child, do you want to wash your feet?" I said: "No, I want to wash your feet!" My mother was stunned and said with a smile: "Thank you. You, kid, do it yourself!" He started to take off his shoes. I held my mother down and said, "No! You have washed my feet since I was a child. Today is Mother's Day, and I want to wash your feet too!" I looked at my mother, and she didn't say anything. She just nodded. , the corners of the eyes are still a little red. I gently lifted my mother's feet, took off her shoes and socks, slowly put them into the water, and asked, "Mom, is the water hot?" "Not hot, just right!" I started washing my feet. First, let your feet be fully soaked in the water, and then rub them carefully, including the gaps between each toe. I gently helped my mother wash them. While washing, I thought of the scene when my mother washed my feet when I was a child... After rubbing them, I washed them again with soap. When I was wiping my mother's feet, I found that my toenails were long, so I said to my mother, "Can I help you cut your toenails again?" My mother said "hmm". I cut carefully, for fear of cutting the flesh. My mother seemed to see through my thoughts, stroked my head and said with a smile: "Child, you can cut it without worry!" After cutting the toenails, I helped my mother put on slippers. My mother said: "It's great to raise a daughter!" and rewarded me with a sweet kiss, which made me feel as sweet as eating honey.
Mom, my daughter has grown up! My daughter will wash your and daddy’s feet often from now on! I have a little secret 11
Shh, I have a little secret. I will tell you today, but please don’t tell my parents!
At that time, I was still young, still in kindergarten? I don’t go home at noon and take a nap in the kindergarten. However, I often can’t fall asleep. Do you know what I am doing? Today, I will tell you about it.
It’s lunch break time again. I’m lying on the bed, pulling on my pillow and counting my classmates. Hey, it’s so boring. Suddenly, I remembered the toy I brought with me - my favorite "magnet". So, I secretly hid under the quilt, sucking here and there, and was very busy. I also gave myself a name - Xiaoxiao Iron Tester. Does it sound good?
If I forget to bring toys, I will sneak a small piece of steamed bun while the teacher is not paying attention during lunch, roll it into a ball, and put it in my pocket. When I take a nap, I think my classmates will When I fell asleep and the teacher couldn't see me, I would take out the "steamed bun balls" and eat them little by little, reluctant to swallow them in one bite. The fist-sized steamed bun balls would get smaller and smaller little by little. Time passed quickly!
Sometimes, I can sleep for a few minutes, but I wake up soon. When I look at the time, it’s not even time to get up yet? What to play? Suddenly, my eyes lit up. My little blanket wanted to play with me again. This is my favorite homemade game - hair plucking. So I got busy, and within a few minutes, I pulled out more than ten yarns of red, yellow, blue, green, pink, purple, black, and white colors, and then I used these yarns to make many shapes with great interest. Pattern, so happy! Suddenly, I heard footsteps. I was startled and thought: Oh no, the teacher is here, let’s do it. I hurriedly stuffed the wool into the quilt and pretended to be sound asleep. The teacher looked at me for a few times and left. I breathed a sigh of relief. In this way, the little blanket became more and more torn, as ugly as an old hen that had shed its feathers. When I brought it home during the holidays, my mother was still wondering: Okay, how can this blanket become so torn? I was so scared that I didn't dare to speak out.
Shh! Shh! Shh! This is a secret. You must not let my parents know. They always think that I am very good and sleep well at noon every day. If I let them know, they will laugh at me. I have a little secret 12
Everyone has their own little secret, and I am certainly no exception. Secret, the reason why it is called "secret", means that it cannot be told without others knowing it. Therefore, I can only take this opportunity of writing to pour it out quietly.
In the classroom on the third floor, I am concentrating on my homework.
Suddenly, I wanted to go to the toilet. I walked to the classroom of Class 1, Grade 3, and there were three pieces of twenty-yuan paper money. I looked around and saw no one around, so I put the money in my pocket. I thought to myself, how lucky I was to find sixty yuan and no one was around. I was so lucky. It's great that this money is enough for me to buy a good table tennis racket. I can also use the money to buy some fun things, school supplies, food, books, and...
I returned to the classroom and put the money in my schoolbag. Here, I am going to play with a table tennis racket after school. I also hope that no one knows that I picked up 60 yuan in front of Class 1, Grade 3. I put the money on the third layer of my schoolbag. This is a layer that only I know. I believe that no one will know that I picked up a full sixty yuan. This is a good table tennis racket. I really hope school is over soon. I'd better go to the supermarket early and buy the brand I want.
The next day I saw the head teacher of that class asking about money. My face suddenly turned red, remembering what I did yesterday. I couldn't help but quicken my pace.
Watching the wild geese flying south reluctantly leaving this paradise to open up another strange world. Stepping gently on the path covered with fallen leaves, the rustling sound is intermittent, crying out their tragic fate. The sky no longer reveals the spirituality of water, the dry season, and the helpless scenery like spring and summer.
In the past few days, I have been feeling gloomy and my face is hot. I have done something wrong. As soon as I saw the table tennis racket, my heart was full of guilt. I have other people’s money! This sin was too heavy.
I couldn't sleep well that night. It felt like a stone was weighing on my heart. I was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. Secret 13
I have a little secret
Everyone has a little secret about themselves deep in their hearts. This little secret is like a precious treasure that makes everyone happy. Everyone is careful to hide it, but today, I want to open the treasure box with secrets and share my treasure with everyone.
Actually, I think I am a very passionate person. A girl who values ??righteousness. My principle is: I will always remember the little kindness you do to me and treat you wholeheartedly.
When I was very young, I was only 4 or 5 years old. At the age of 18, something happened that I will never forget or forget.
I clearly remember that it was one afternoon during the summer vacation. The cicadas were chirping very loudly. I was playing with my friends in the yard of the community. Playing. Because I lived on the first floor at that time, I vaguely heard a fierce quarrel. I hurried to the house and saw that things in the house were smashed on the floor. My mother was sitting on a chair and crying feebly, and my father was crying weakly. Like an angry lion with a fruit knife in his hand
Even though I was young at that time, I understood something. I immediately rushed to protect my mother and shouted to my father: You want to hit my mother. , hit me first! And my father was really angry at that time. He waved his hand casually and inadvertently scratched my then fat little hand, and the blood flowed out instantly.
It really hurts, not only my hands hurt, my heart hurts even more! Dad, do you know how much damage your knife caused to my young heart? Do you know that it wasn’t just my hand that was scratched by your knife? Is it more about our father-daughter relationship? Now you always like to say, I only kiss my mother, not you, so have you ever thought about why I don’t kiss you after so many years? The hatred has faded, after all, blood is thicker than water. I have a little secret 14
Looking back on the growth process we have gone through, in our unforgettable and innocent youth, there are stories in every growth process. . And behind every story, there is more or less something unspeakable, and naturally, I am no exception.
“Depressed! "I sighed as I lay on the table. I turned over the test paper I just handed out again, and then sighed heavily.
What should I do... My thoughts went around in a circle again, returning to yesterday evening——
"Seriously, do you dare to make this bet?" The tablemate opposite said with a provocative look on his face: "If you lose, don't cry!" Yes, I was really angry, and I counterattacked angrily: "Don't worry... I was worried that you would cry!" My deskmate looked arrogant. He said: "Anyway, the papers will be handed out tomorrow. By then, I'll be waiting for you to call me 'brother' three times."
"Alas! Alas, I have come to my senses!" A hand waved in front of me. . "Pah -" I responded impatiently: "I know!" My deskmate rubbed his hands angrily: "Crazy, bring me the test paper!" As soon as I heard him mention the test paper, I became upset again: "Hey Are you bothered? Who do you think you are! If you ask me to give you the test paper, I will give it to you!" I pushed the table away vigorously and said with a face: "It's just a broken test paper. ! I'll give it to you."
I unfolded the test paper and glanced at my deskmate secretly. His expression was extremely distorted, but I didn't feel the slightest pleasure of victory in my heart. That's right, the big 97 points on the test paper obviously overshadowed the 95 points on the deskmate's paper. However, behind this, I have a hidden secret that is difficult to express.
In fact, any high-scoring test paper with a score of 97 actually only has a score of 93. There was a multiple-choice question that the teacher made wrong. But because of my high self-esteem, I corrected this flaw as soon as I discovered it. However, every time I think of my elementary school career, that memory will pop up automatically...
Friends, please remember, no matter when, where, or what situation you are in, you must remember : Deliberately concealing the facts often doesn’t make you feel at ease. Perhaps, we will get what we want at that time, but the seeds of deception will bloom into evil flowers in the watering of time. I have a little secret 15
Everyone has their own little secret, and I am no exception. My little secret is: I like dogs very much, but I am also afraid of dogs.
Every time you come home from school and enter the community gate, you will see a group of dogs running around, chasing and playing together. At this time, I felt extremely happy and wanted to go up and tease them, but at the same time I was a little scared. I don’t know why I like dogs very much. Is it because I am a dog? Every time I see a dog, I smile at it and bark a few times when I am happy. I feel that they are as close as family members. But as soon as I heard the ferocious barking of a dog, I was so frightened that I trembled all over and hid aside in fear, even if the dog owner held on tightly to the rope. Looking at its grinning look, I was scared to death, for fear that it would rush over if I wasn't paying attention. I didn't dare to run, because my mother told me not to run when I met a dog, otherwise it would think you were playing with it and would follow it more excitedly, so I had no choice but to tense up in fear and rush them away. Walked by.
One time when I returned to my hometown, my brother took me to a neighbor’s house to watch the dogs. I saw how cute the puppies were when they were just a few months old. The snow-white fluff, bright eyes, and wagging fluffy tail seemed to welcome us. As soon as I saw this white snow, my heart melted. But the mother dog next to me stared with big eyes and howled loudly, as if to say: "Who asked you to come, go away!" Suddenly, my heart seemed to stop beating, and suddenly there was a cold feeling. I was so scared that I ran home without looking back. When I ran home, I breathed a sigh of relief and my heart gradually calmed down.
I like dogs very much, but I am also afraid of dogs. This is my little secret. Shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s so embarrassing!
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