Jokes about tofu

1, a guest stayed for dinner and just cooked tofu, explaining, "Tofu is my life, and I don't think any dish is as delicious as tofu." A few days later, A went to his guest's house, and he was warmly received by the guest. Remembering that A has delicious tofu, I put the tofu in several plates of fish.

At the dinner table, a man specially chooses fish to eat. The guest asked him, "didn't your brother say' tofu is life'?" Why not eat today? " A man said, "Don't kill yourself when you see fish."

2. Q: "How much is the tofu?" A: "Two." "Two pieces?" "One Piece." "One piece and two pieces?" "Two pieces." "Is it two pieces or two pieces?" "It's two." "That's fifty cents." "Roll over ... don't sell you! Say it's round. "

There is a tofu stall with a sign standing beside it: 80 cents per catty. A customer came: "Do you want to sell it together?" The seller thought that the man could not read, and he was a little happy: "sell." Then he raised the scale and asked, "How many Jin?" The man pointed to an extra small wound and said, "I want this."

4. A host is rich but stingy. He supplies tofu to his teacher for three meals a day and never changes his mind all the year round. When Mr. Wang reached the expiration date, he filled in Linjiang Xian and left it as a farewell gift: "There are countless fat chickens, countless fat geese and countless fat sheep. A few times, my eyes were full and my stomach was hungry. How can I survive? Eat tofu in the morning, tofu in the afternoon and tofu in the evening. If you want to hire a husband next year, unless you go to Pu 'an. "

5. Go to work or make tofu. Tofu is the safest. If it is hard, it is dried tofu; If you are thin, it is tofu brain; If it is very thin, it is tofu skin; What is not sold is stinky tofu!