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Jackie Chan's injuries all returned to normal in a few days.

We have been filming the location of "Dragon Brother and Tiger Brother" in Yugoslavia for three weeks. In the middle, Jackie Chan will go to Tokyo to promote the upcoming Long Zhixin. He's gone for five days, and we're going to shoot a play without him. On his return, he flew back and forth for 48 hours in five days. It's hard enough for him to hold a press conference day and night on this trip to Japan.

He was full of energy and didn't ask for a rest. After taking some close-ups that day, there was a difficult shot.

Located 40 minutes away from the city center, it is in ruins. There is a tree between the two walls. In the play, Jackie Chan was asked to jump out of the wall here, grab the branch and turn over and jump onto the opposite wall.

From the branches to the ground, up to 15 meters, the ground is full of big stones. In order to shoot the height, you can't lay cartons or tatami.

"Is that okay?" The staff asked.

"ok." Jackie Chan answered firmly.

Skip higher. The ending in the drama such as Plan A is more dangerous than this, and Jackie Chan thinks he can do it.

When the camera started, Jackie Chan rushed forward, grabbed the branch and turned to the opposite side. Everything was filmed as expected. Yugoslav staff applauded, but Jackie Chan was not satisfied. In their terminology, the movements are "flowing", and he can't see every movement clearly.

"One more."

The second shooting process is the same, the action has been improved, it is already very clear, and the posture is beautiful. Everyone thinks it is ready to receive the goods.

Jackie Chan's view is that he jumped at the target, as if acting for the sake of acting. The plot is that he was chased by the natives, cornered, and hurried to see the tree. It is better to take him back, see the natives catch up, and then jump into the tree more realistically.

According to his meaning, he shot the third time and jumped out. In a flash, everyone saw that he couldn't catch the branches and fell straight into the depths.

Probably Jackie Chan's instinct. Obviously, it's the head that goes straight down. Later, we watched porn one by one. Jackie Chan was still turning over when he fell, and it turned into his back.

With a heavy click, I cried out in my heart.

Jackie Chan's old father was also at the scene. He is anxious to see his son's condition. If he hadn't been pulled by the Yugoslav staff, he almost fell down with him.

When I climbed down the fence, I just wanted Jackie Chan to be okay. He fell so many times and was safe. I didn't know the seriousness of the matter until I saw Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan's body has no skin injury, but there is blood flowing from his ears like a hose. There is a big stone under his head.

Every chef used the most convenient cloth to stop the bleeding. There is a doctor at the scene. He ran over and handed a large piece of cotton to cover Jackie Chan's ears.

"What's the matter?" Jackie Chan didn't feel dizzy and asked calmly.

"Nothing, nothing, I scratched my ear." Make-up artist Abi coaxed.

"Does it hurt? Does it hurt? " Jackie Chan's father was too anxious to know what to say.

Chen Long shook his head, bleeding more.

The stretcher came up, and the martial artist lifted Jackie Chan up: "Stay awake."

A dozen people carried him to the car. This mountain road is very narrow, and a jeep can climb it. It takes ten minutes to get to the main road

Under the rough bumps, blood flowed out again, and pieces of cotton were soaked and changed. Jackie Chan's father was worried and kissed him on the other cheek.

Take another express train and go directly to the hospital, but the nearest one will take half an hour to get there. Jackie Chan has been awake. Afterwards, he told us that he was dizzy, painful and nauseous, but he tried to hold back.

Finally arrived at the hospital, this journey seems to have been half a lifetime. Look at this hospital. Why is it so shabby and shabby?

Rushed into the emergency room, the doctor took four injections to prevent tetanus, and then stopped the bleeding for Jackie Chan, but the blood overflowed from his brain. How could it stop?

"No, you must change the brain hospital." The doctor made a decision.

I made another trip, and when I arrived, I found that this brain hospital was even more dilapidated than the last one. I suddenly got a knot in my heart.

After a while, the doctor came. He is a poor old man with messy white hair. Obviously, white medical clothes are not changed every day.

He pushed Jackie into the X-ray scanning room and took dozens of photos.

Manager Chen Ziqiang took this opportunity to contact Hongkong. When Zou Wenhuai and He Guanchang got the report, they immediately called the best brain doctors in Europe.

Hospital equipment and appearance are different, and many machines are very advanced. After the X-ray came out, the doctors formed a group to study together.

"The patient has a 4-inch-long fissure in his brain." The doctor told us in standard English.

"Is it dangerous to lose so much blood?" Chen Ziqiang asked.

"Fortunately, it came from the ear." The doctor replied, "Otherwise, if it accumulates in the brain, the patient must be in a coma."

"What should I do now?"

"Open the knife at once." The old doctor said, "A piece of the patient's skull has been inserted into the brain."

When we heard that we were going to have surgery in this Shankara place, everyone became more worried.

"If you don't have surgery, blood will accumulate in your ears and the patient may be deaf. This is still a trivial matter. If the broken bone rubs against your brain, it will be too late. " The wretched doctor said.

I hesitate again and again. I have to get Jackie Chan's father's permission before the doctor can do it. What should I do? What shall we do? If we operate, we have no confidence at all. Isn't it worse to operate badly?

The long-distance call came, and now it's too late to move Jackie Chan to other places. The International Health Organization in Paris introduced the most famous doctor in Yugoslavia, Petersen. It must be true.

"Dr. Peterson is going to operate on us!" Everyone shouted excitedly, "Please call Dr. Peterson. Where is Dr. Peterson? " How can I find him? "

The ugly old man smiled at us and said, "Relax, I'm Dr. Peterson."

Jackie Chan's father signed the certificate.

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Jackie Chan's father signed the certificate.

Dr. Peterson comforted: "Please don't worry. This operation is simpler than breaking the bones of hands and feet. The problem is that it moves in the brain. You feel more serious. "

Say that finish, he put out cigarette butts, led a group of anesthesiologists, nurses and two assistant doctors into the operating room.

An hour passed as slowly as climbing, and the doctor said it was nothing serious to have the operation for so long.

There is a small room outside the operating room, and several auxiliary nurses are waiting. It is necessary to use them before entering. Yugoslavs are heavy smokers, and these women smoke all over the house.

The door opened and Dr. Peterson came out.

We thought the operation was finished and wanted to ask him. I'm afraid he made a gesture of waiting for us, asked the nurse for a cigarette, lit it and smoked it, and then went back to the operating room.

God, there is no such doctor in the world. If he hadn't been a famous doctor, we would have been scared.

At least another hour passed before the whole team of medical staff came out.

"What's the matter, doctor?" Chen Ziqiang asked.

Peterson shook his head and everyone was shocked.

"I have never seen such a patient." Peterson lit a cigarette and said, "From the time he went to the hospital for an X-ray to surgery, his blood pressure remained constant and never dropped. It is Superman, it is Superman. "

"Is the crisis over?" Chen Ziqiang asked loudly.

"Flowers. However, it is necessary to observe for a while to see if there are any sequelae. "

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief

Peterson took another cigarette: "You are useless here. Go home. The patient won't wake up until tomorrow. Don't worry, I'm sure he will be as good as new in ten days. "

The nurse pushed Jackie Chan out, and we saw him sleeping peacefully, like a baby.

Ward is a room for six people, the environment is so bad, Chen Ziqiang clamored for a single room, it doesn't matter how much it costs.

Peterson shook his head again: "The emergency ward is for everyone, not for money, but for humanitarianism."

That's what Peterson said, but the next day he finally changed Jackie Chan into a room for two.

There are all kinds of emergency machines in it, just in case, Jackie Chan can't live in a private ward any more.

The nurses were surprised when they smoked. We went to see Jackie Chan, and they said, "This patient can still have breakfast when he wakes up, and his appetite is amazing. Ordinary people only spit yellow water now. "

On this day, the doctor only asked a few of us to see him. When we entered the ward, we had to put on a special robe and saw Jackie Chan lying in bed, and his father kissed him again. He shook hands with us and fell asleep without saying anything.

On the third day, he began to have a headache, which is an inevitable phenomenon. After the doctor finished, he asked the nurse to give him an injection of painkillers.

Every time he gets an injection, Jackie Chan feels worse than a headache. This man can change everything, but he hates injections.

Eight nurses took turns to take care of him. One of them was gentle, and her injection was the least painful. Unfortunately, this nurse is ugly. She has a big nose, which Jackie Chan may agree with.

You can already tell jokes. Jackie Chan said it was not difficult. The most uncomfortable thing is that when I woke up, I found two tubes, one inserted in the urethra and the other in the back. Moving is painful. Later, I didn't need it. When I pulled it out, it was worse than killing a pig.

Allen came to see him, and the nurse told him to wait outside. Allen whistled while waiting. That is a song of friendship in the play, Friends. Jackie Chan heard it inside and hummed the song.

At first, Hong Kong thought it was a minor injury, because Jackie Chan was said to be good at singing and dancing. This is wrong news, because the doctor doesn't know whether he will become an idiot after being cured.

A week later, Peterson saw that he was recovering quickly, so he took out the stitches. I did this twice, half for the first time and half after a day's rest. No one dared to ask how many stitches he had.

"You can leave the hospital." Peterson said, "I believe the hotel environment is better than here."

It took so long to send a message because I didn't want to disturb Jackie Chan's old mother in Australia.

We will continue shooting in three weeks without affecting the quality of the play. The last failed shot will be repeated.

Jackie Chan said.