32 must-have quotes for funny girls

32 must-have quotes for funny girls

1. I am a cold girl, I hope people who know me will not expose me.

2. The first love you have at the beginning of the year is your first love.

3. Why are there so many bad people in the world who deceive love fools like us?

4. I want to study hard. I don’t want to write the emperor as yellow king, and I don’t want to write Beijing roast duck as Beijing gaga.

5. Being idle is also idle. Let me ask you something. Is everyone idle?

6. Rich people either have affairs or evade taxes, but as a poor person, I have trouble stealing a tower.

7. Can you stop chatting with others? Oh, I am the other person.

8. Why don’t you chat with me? I’ll learn typing just for you.

9. Toss a coin. If it breaks, there will be no dinner today.

10. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. When I was a child, I did not get good grades because I was afraid of looking at the blackboard.

11. There are five flowers in the world, flowers, money to spend, casual flowers, waves, and this young lady who is as beautiful as a flower.

12. There are four kinds of bags in the world, sacks, plastic bags, cloth bags, and this lady’s is irreplaceable.

13. If I guessed correctly, then I should guess right.

14. I am determined to be happy, but I am determined to be lonely.

15. I don’t have any characteristics, I just have characteristics.

16. If he really wants to protect you, why isn’t he the security guard downstairs in your house?

17. I finally got used to my appearance. I need to get a haircut and change my ugly style. I have to get used to it again.

18. It’s not just a casual acquaintance, it’s a casual acquaintance.

19. I want to look back at you and smile, but I never want to make a snot bubble from laughing.

20. I touched my face and it really hurt. Sure enough, beautiful roses have thorns.

21. What about you? Apart from knowing that I am the strongest, most fashionable, most beautiful, most awesome, super invincible, evil, bloodthirsty, and violently spiraling into the sky, the handsome shadow lady, how much do you know about me?

22. It was late at night, I picked up a book and covered it with instant noodles.

23. A few hundred dollars is also called money to me? How funny! That's fucking life! life! It's fate!

24. This sentence "You've hit my hair" is really enviable. Not only do you have a partner, you also have hair.

25. I just saw my elementary school classmate picking up mineral water bottles on the road. I felt very uncomfortable. I didn’t expect that my former playmate has now become a competitor.

26. Meat can be reduced as it grows, but snacks cannot be eaten after they have expired.

27. Ninety pounds of meat is a hot girl, and two hundred and seventy pounds of me is a perverted hot girl.

28. Finally I know that there is nothing to chase the bus because I am on the bus.

29. There are many unexpected people in this world. For example, you thought I would give you an example.

30. I have a showdown. In fact, I have a boyfriend, but it is not stable at the moment. Sometimes I can’t dream about it.

31. Life is like a train. To sum up, it means shopping, eating, eating.

32. Today I will teach you a very practical life skill: first step with your left foot, then your right foot, and you will be able to walk. Next time I will teach you how to breathe.